Posted: 26 Apr 2017, 20:43
iesus wrote:Shh StevePista wrote:That's what they want you to thinkUnnaturalDisaster wrote: Penguins can't fly...
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Posted: 27 Apr 2017, 09:05
Your secret is safe with me. Well, safe-ish.iesus wrote:Shh StevePista wrote:That's what they want you to think
Posted: 27 Apr 2017, 17:33
So are we having biccie dunking at the next Heartland Meetup? and does that mean we'd be restricted to tea?!?!?!
Posted: 27 Apr 2017, 17:47
Yes. And yes, unless you can come up with a biccie that has been so naughty in a former life that the only appropriate punishment is being dunked in snakebite n'black. Not even Nice biscuits and Lidl Custard Creams deserve that sort of abuse.EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:So are we having biccie dunking at the next Heartland Meetup? and does that mean we'd be restricted to tea?!?!?!
Posted: 27 Apr 2017, 18:26
How about Jammie Dodgers?EvilBastard wrote:Yes. And yes, unless you can come up with a biccie that has been so naughty in a former life that the only appropriate punishment is being dunked in snakebite n'black. Not even Nice biscuits and Lidl Custard Creams deserve that sort of abuse.EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:So are we having biccie dunking at the next Heartland Meetup? and does that mean we'd be restricted to tea?!?!?!
Posted: 27 Apr 2017, 18:40
Ugh 
Biscuits should be jam-free zones
Biscuits should be jam-free zones
Posted: 27 Apr 2017, 19:12
What about party rings, not had them in years, they were a strange combo i seem to recall !
Posted: 27 Apr 2017, 20:10
no. they are not biscuits. they are punishments.
if we're restricted to tea, it can have whisky or brandy added, don't forget. all is not lost.
my nan was good at both of those.
if we're restricted to tea, it can have whisky or brandy added, don't forget. all is not lost.
my nan was good at both of those.
Posted: 27 Apr 2017, 20:15
I like the sound of your Nan. My grandfather put whisky on his porridge, making it nearly eatable.emilystrange wrote:no. they are not biscuits. they are punishments.
if we're restricted to tea, it can have whisky or brandy added, don't forget. all is not lost.
my nan was good at both of those.
Posted: 27 Apr 2017, 20:19
because i have no desire to read 11 pages of this undoubtedly ridiculous thread, but also so that i dont feei left out, i just want to say "fuck your biscuit thread and the horse it rode in on!" 
as you were.....
as you were.....
Posted: 27 Apr 2017, 20:26
try putting butter in your porridge. totally brilliant.
the very last time i saw my nan was a Christmas Day. i gave her a bottle of brandy. we arrived at the home in time for morning tea/coffee. she opened that bottle and slugged it in her drink quicker than you or i can down a shot. it was brimful - heaven knows how she got it to her mouth without spilling it at the age of 88. practice, i suppose!
the very last time i saw my nan was a Christmas Day. i gave her a bottle of brandy. we arrived at the home in time for morning tea/coffee. she opened that bottle and slugged it in her drink quicker than you or i can down a shot. it was brimful - heaven knows how she got it to her mouth without spilling it at the age of 88. practice, i suppose!
Posted: 27 Apr 2017, 21:27
That is the secret to living to 88!emilystrange wrote:try putting butter in your porridge. totally brilliant.
the very last time i saw my nan was a Christmas Day. i gave her a bottle of brandy. we arrived at the home in time for morning tea/coffee. she opened that bottle and slugged it in her drink quicker than you or i can down a shot. it was brimful - heaven knows how she got it to her mouth without spilling it at the age of 88. practice, i suppose!
Posted: 28 Apr 2017, 01:00
Your Nan sounds aceemilystrange wrote:try putting butter in your porridge. totally brilliant.
the very last time i saw my nan was a Christmas Day. i gave her a bottle of brandy. we arrived at the home in time for morning tea/coffee. she opened that bottle and slugged it in her drink quicker than you or i can down a shot. it was brimful - heaven knows how she got it to her mouth without spilling it at the age of 88. practice, i suppose!
Confession time - I don't dunk and I rarely eat biscuits
Is this the end of a beautiful friendship EPW & Micro'
Posted: 28 Apr 2017, 01:18
Noooooooo... Smiley, say it isn't true!SmileySister wrote:Your Nan sounds aceemilystrange wrote:try putting butter in your porridge. totally brilliant.
the very last time i saw my nan was a Christmas Day. i gave her a bottle of brandy. we arrived at the home in time for morning tea/coffee. she opened that bottle and slugged it in her drink quicker than you or i can down a shot. it was brimful - heaven knows how she got it to her mouth without spilling it at the age of 88. practice, i suppose!
Confession time - I don't dunk and I rarely eat biscuits
Is this the end of a beautiful friendship EPW & Micro'
Posted: 29 Apr 2017, 22:11
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:because i have no desire to read 11 pages of this undoubtedly ridiculous thread, but also so that i dont feei left out, i just want to say "fuck your biscuit thread and the horse it rode in on!"
as you were.....
I unleashed a monster.
Posted: 29 Apr 2017, 22:39
Crisps>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Biscuits
Posted: 29 Apr 2017, 23:17
SmileySister wrote:
Confession time - I don't dunk and I rarely eat biscuits
Is this the end of a beautiful friendship EPW & Micro'
Not a problem, you can start the Cake thread
Posted: 03 May 2017, 15:28
Apparently this is a problem...Pista wrote:iesus wrote:Shh StevePista wrote: That's what they want you to think
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Where is that? A car park at a Falklands branch of Tesco?
Posted: 03 May 2017, 16:09
It's a sign for the treasure hunt that will form part of the "team building" activities at the inaugural MyHeartland Biscuit, Teacake, and Hot Beverage conference. Have you not received your invitation?Pista wrote:Where is that? A car park at a Falklands branch of Tesco?
Posted: 03 May 2017, 16:26
No......EvilBastard wrote:It's a sign for the treasure hunt that will form part of the "team building" activities at the inaugural MyHeartland Biscuit, Teacake, and Hot Beverage conference. Have you not received your invitation?Pista wrote:Where is that? A car park at a Falklands branch of Tesco?
*wibbles bottom lip*
Posted: 03 May 2017, 21:02
Clubs are available in green, and fit very well inside a Moscow Mule (sans wrapping)EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:So are we having biccie dunking at the next Heartland Meetup? and does that mean we'd be restricted to tea?!?!?!
Posted: 03 May 2017, 21:06
Do they still do the mint clubs?paint it black wrote:Clubs are available in green, and fit very well inside a Moscow Mule (sans wrapping)EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:So are we having biccie dunking at the next Heartland Meetup? and does that mean we'd be restricted to tea?!?!?!
Posted: 03 May 2017, 21:11
Lol Mint Club is a nightclub in Leeds btw.
Yeah, they still sell mint club biscuits too, usually swerved for the orange ones instead.
Yeah, they still sell mint club biscuits too, usually swerved for the orange ones instead.
Posted: 04 May 2017, 00:07
Mint biscuits? Do you all have Girl Scouts and/or their cookies?
I bought a bunch of thin mint Girl Scout cookies to support them and because conservatives were calling for a Girld Scout Cookie boycott. I will bring a sleeve to the roundhouse in September.
I bought a bunch of thin mint Girl Scout cookies to support them and because conservatives were calling for a Girld Scout Cookie boycott. I will bring a sleeve to the roundhouse in September.