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paint it black wrote:People picking on my FB friend, the three-titted woman

I was just going to post that

I saw that, well imagination of some people, focused on being "famous" for whatever reason is beyond my imagination, but since it's her body she can do whatever she want. Nonetheless:

Being645 wrote:@iesus

You can't deny, treasure, that there is a Greek tradition of books (as fat as the bible) about conspiracy theories,
secret service stories (mostly concerning the CIA, the Mossad and other such actors)and so on ... ...

I've seen plenty such books in the 80s, but I forgot the names of the author(s) ...
anyway, quite a few Greek around me felt the need to read them - all ... ...

Ok, i can in truth say that there is a hell lot of books about conspiracy theories in greek language. back in 70's-80's mostly about iron curtain, cold war, mossad, bad commies, good capitalism. Ofc, all those were best sellers as the movies made from them like "4th Protocol", "Children from Brazil" and many many i cant even remember. but you can consider them as entertainment mainly, they were never seen by most as reality. Wow i remember one author just now that had written some good ones, Robert Ludlum ? am i right?
good writter but not university
yeap, most of us can't resist reading them, but you will not believe the main reason "why?" the "why" question is the correct question in that case. I suggest to have a look in the movie "Man on the Moon" about that comedian in America and the strange type of Jokes he did from time to time. Then watch an episode of "Ancient Aliens" with Tsakalos (That Greek Alien guy that says everything comes from aliens that were here from old times....) and after watch it think that Tsakalos actually don't believe in Aliens at all...
@Bartek i am not trying to p*ss you off, i make no concern about your age, i will not open a religion conversation in here except if that involves the "Sisters of Mercy". You are not naive, you are not a school boy but never ever believe that you are absolutely right in what you may believe, cause life has many examples of how bad you can fall when you realize that what you believe might not be exactly the truth you thought of. Doubt your believes before someone else do that for you and you will never get disappointed.

Bartek wrote: Nonetheless:

+1
But we can't stop them. I think it was Douglas Adams that wrote back in 1980's about :
"The related book, The Hitchhiker's Guide to Getting Laid Anywhere in the Galaxy (Megadodo Publications, available from all good retailers) reports:

Gallifrey. Well. Best not to bother, really.

According to legend, Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six, attempted to seduce the Lord President of Gallifrey. The resulting blow to her ego precipitated her third and penultimate retirement.
"

iesus wrote:
According to legend, Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six, attempted to seduce the Lord President of Gallifrey. The resulting blow to her ego precipitated her third and penultimate retirement.
"

Took 'em hours on fark to get the Hitchhiker's reference.
Plenty of Total Recall references though

I'm also friends with the Essex Gimp lol

When i became Jasmine's friend I was about 500th. Now she has near 4,000

kinda great being inside a global 15 minutes of fame, and seeing some of the rather weird thought processes going on, but it ain't gonna end well

just seen the hideous state of Billy Idol on "Loose Women". getting old is no fun.

Is this true

iesus wrote:Is this true

I'm nicking that one

bah, grumble grumble etc...

i should imagine that being british would make you miserable...i'm english (with some irish) and perfectly happy,but if i had a trace of scottish or welsh in me it would p*ss me off no end.

They only mentioned half of the Crisp quote - the full quote is “The British do not expect happiness...they do not want to be happy; they want to be right.�

I'll take being right over being happy, if being happy means living in a fantasy world of ill-conceived optimism and rose-tinted Panglossian spectacles. Bollocks - British politics are godawful, the weather's generally bollocks, public transport is dire, and the minute the mercury hits 15 degrees we get outbreaks of heatstroke and knotted handkerchiefs. In general we don't know how to deal with happy - but we are happiest when we are proved right.

But while we're on the WTF thread...
Attempted Armenian Arse-Patentry!

EvilBastard wrote:“The British do not expect happiness...they do not want to be happy; they want to be right.�

Sounds like the German mentality to me.

nowayjose wrote:

EvilBastard wrote:“The British do not expect happiness...they do not want to be happy; they want to be right.�

Sounds like the German mentality to me.

Well, we do have a German royal family... (apart from the Greek bits).

EvilBastard wrote:
I'll take being right over being happy, if being happy means living in a fantasy world of ill-conceived optimism and rose-tinted Panglossian spectacles.

seconded.

nowayjose wrote: Sounds like the German mentality to me.

out of all our cousins on the mainland, without a doubt we are most like the germans (and vice versa).

Since this sounds like my own mentality to me, and the Austrians having elevated grumbling and whining to an art form, I'd say it might be universal

Words fail me.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtd3H3Qdi8

Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:Words fail me.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtd3H3Qdi8

So I guess that grumbling and and sorta-sadness is pretty common, Brits, Germs, Austrians and Poles, anyone wants to join da club?

Bartek wrote:So I guess that grumbling and and sorta-sadness is pretty common, Brits, Germs, Austrians and Poles, anyone wants to join da club?

Clearly it's a northern European malaise - what gets me about the sepos is their mindless optimism in the face of reality. "Sure, if we elect this guy then things will change (a) for the better, (b) immediately, and we'll all be happier."

Then when this remarkable change does not occur, instead of learning from the experience, they go through the same fantasy the next time they're called upon to exercise their democratic obligations. I mean, seriously - WTF?

And then this shit happens - "should you fail to exercise sufficiently mindless optimism, we want to hear why".

This is a bit old but a beautiful thing: Will Self taking Richard Littlejohn to pieces

Because nothing makes a statement about CND, nuclear power, Chernobyl and Nagasaki like a mahoosive shark sticking out of the roof

Apparently Sisters fans LOVE pickled ginger : https://yougov.co.uk/profiler#/The_Sist ... /lifestyle

Edit: oops, too late. No idea why I wrote the wrong sushi condiment at first...

rien wrote:Apparently Sisters fans LOVE wasabi: https://yougov.co.uk/profiler#/The_Sist ... /lifestyle

Oh nothing. Just a dancing zombie cuttlefish