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nothing to add really except:
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But the horrors of the slave trade is one in which no European country is innocent
my country is innocent of that trade blame those who actually did it :wink:
i totally appreciate you standing up for your country's non-participation, however i am personally also innocent of said crime and unfortunately/fortunately those who did it are dead.
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:... however i am personally also innocent of said crime and unfortunately/fortunately those who did it are dead.
Can well be. However, as soon as you pay for sex, you can no longer be sure since nowadays the name of slavery is human trafficking ... :wink: ...
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Being645 wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:... however i am personally also innocent of said crime and unfortunately/fortunately those who did it are dead.
Can well be. However, as soon as you pay for sex, you can no longer be sure since nowadays the name of slavery is human trafficking ... :wink: ...
Although of course I'm sure you're not suggesting that EMWK does pay for sex...
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markfiend wrote:
Being645 wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:... however i am personally also innocent of said crime and unfortunately/fortunately those who did it are dead.
Can well be. However, as soon as you pay for sex, you can no longer be sure since nowadays the name of slavery is human trafficking ... :wink: ...
Although of course I'm sure you're not suggesting that EMWK does pay for sex...
Of course not!
That sort of "you" is a more general version. In German we have "man", in French it is "on", in English - :?:
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Being645 wrote: Of course not!
That sort of "you" is a more general version. In German we have "man", in French it is "on", in English - :?:
"one" ;D (aside from "you").
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rien wrote:
Being645 wrote: Of course not!
That sort of "you" is a more general version. In German we have "man", in French it is "on", in English - :?:
"one" ;D (aside from "you").
True! ... ;D ... :notworthy: ...

So it's: As soon as one is paying for sex, there is a clear chance one is participating in human trafficking (modern slavery).

*ok, I've slightly change the whole sentence ... :lol: ...


Anyway, beyond that, I'm fully convinced that every employer, company, etc preferred to employ slaves rather than pay a dime to "their livestock".
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markfiend wrote:
Being645 wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:... however i am personally also innocent of said crime and unfortunately/fortunately those who did it are dead.
Can well be. However, as soon as you pay for sex, you can no longer be sure since nowadays the name of slavery is human trafficking ... :wink: ...
Although of course I'm sure you're not suggesting that EMWK does pay for sex...
***all possible replies censored in advance for the sake of public decency*** ;D :twisted:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:***all possible replies censored in advance for the sake of public decency*** ;D :twisted:
Yeah, cuz we're all about public decency over here... :innocent:
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Well I was handsome and I was strong
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"Did my singing please you?"
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On a more positive note, Australians, or at least some of those not involved in shooting up a chocolate shop, have increased efficiency of photovoltaics to a whopping 40%.
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:Q: And children?
A: and children.
It's a clear mistake of the parents.
They gathered all the children of one group of people in a single school.
Someone get in conflict with the clash of the parents.
What an easy target to revenge that group....
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"the perils of reporting in front of a heap of burning drugs":

http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/b ... gJI0WEmoKl
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rien wrote:"the perils of reporting in front of a heap of burning drugs":

http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/b ... gJI0WEmoKl
Oh yes. I read this yesterday & that giggle is epic.
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Some other good stories on that page too - the one with the Belgian PM being pelted with chips and mayo was surreal. Thanks for the link, @rien.
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Suspicious secret santa gift found to be Nickleback CD.
Police immediately destroy it.
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Jesus, Mary & Joseph Stalin .
Wait! What?
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Pista wrote:Jesus, Mary & Joseph Stalin .
Wait! What?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leelah_Alcorn

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markfiend wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leelah_Alcorn

I stand in solidarity with all trans* people
Absolutely! I feel full respect and solidarity with all gender identities.
Gender - even nowadays (but what would you expect of humans) - is such a limited, repressive idiot concept ...
such a waste of love, of lives, of capacities, of creativity, of chances and ways ... and for all humankind after all.

Sad to hear about Leelah Alcorn, sad, that such steps are obviously necessary ... whether this will make a difference, though ... hopefully ...
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Being645 wrote:
markfiend wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leelah_Alcorn

I stand in solidarity with all trans* people
Absolutely! I feel full respect and solidarity with all gender identities.
Gender - even nowadays (but what would you expect of humans) - is such a limited, repressive idiot concept ...
such a waste of love, of lives, of capacities, of creativity, of chances and ways ... and for all humankind after all.

Sad to hear about Leelah Alcorn, sad, that such steps are obviously necessary ... whether this will make a difference, though ... hopefully ...
All of the above.
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Go home pub! You're drunk
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Pista wrote:Go home pub! You're drunk
:D Used to live in that part of the world and go on great pub crawls round the Black Country visiting lots of strange establishments like this one :
http://www.madorourkes.com
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Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-30681476.
Only in Dundee ...
:lol:
alcohol may have been involved.
I read a superb alternative headline earlier
New Year's Eve? Check. Busy road tunnel? Check. Alcohol? Check. Riding a space hopper? Check. Scotland? Plaid
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Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-30681476.
Only in Dundee ...
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Okay, have some stunning space photographs of the Pillars Of Creation (so. beautiful.):
http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com ... -creation/
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