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Pat
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The new Next catalogue is in. Decent swimwear and underwear at reasonable prices. :innocent:
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f**k off, I work at Next, the mens' swimwear we have is just comic. Mind, the whole shop's somewhat overpriced. :lol:
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I had no idea Next did men's clothing.
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oic.
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Dark wrote:oic.
Oh I See :lol: :lol: :lol:
That took me 20 minutes to work out.I'm away for a lie down.
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Girls Aloud - Order of preference please gentlemen.....
;D
One after the other, in alphabetical order. Putting the anal into anal.
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Syberberg wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:Girls Aloud - Order of preference please gentlemen.....
;D
One after the other, in alphabetical order. Putting the anal into anal.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Syberberg wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:Girls Aloud - Order of preference please gentlemen.....
;D
One after the other, in alphabetical order. Putting the anal into anal.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
i wouldn't know one from the other...do they have names?? :eek:
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Andie wrote:
i wouldn't know one from the other...do they have names?? :eek:
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :lol: :lol:
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Andie wrote:
i wouldn't know one from the other...do they have names?? :eek:
First, Second, Third...... :innocent:
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weebleswobble wrote:First, Second, Third...... :innocent:
... night? ... helpings? .... hole? :twisted:

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weebleswobble wrote:
Andie wrote:
i wouldn't know one from the other...do they have names?? :eek:
First, Second, Third...... :innocent:
Ahhh! :notworthy:

somehow i doubt that i'd get past number one as the others look kinda dull, stupid and trailer trashy :urff:


oh...clarification for ya...number one would be the bint with the bag on her head



*who looks at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire??* :innocent:
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I have donned the ritualistic "Sacred Apron of Blaast" so it is finally time to tell the little ladies that they no longer need to cook of a Sunday.

I love the smell meat a'burnin' in the afternoon :D :D :D

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Pista wrote:
Andie wrote:
i wouldn't know one from the other...do they have names?? :eek:
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :lol: :lol:
:notworthy: ;D

Would NOT touch any of them with somebody else's - Nothing to do with them fully paid up WAG's
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Ladz - Football - Pompeeeeeeeyyyyyyy

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Robin Hood: As many as are necessary.
Maid Marian: And then it's finished?
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She gives me a 'stroopy', wide eyed bint!
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I don't normally watch Big Brother but...

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Might have to this year! :twisted:
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robertzombie wrote:I don't normally watch Big Brother but...

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Might have to this year! :twisted:
Mind you - I caught a few minutes earlier and she looked dog rough without the makeup. :urff:
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Always a shame when that happens :|
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Has it really come to this? Talking about Big Brother on a Friday night instead of being out on the lash? :roll: :urff: :lol:
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That's how interesting our lives are. But don't worry, we can watch it later too! :lol:
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It's only because it's quiet on here tonight - Mr Blast, Boudicca & co are all eating delicate little vol-au-vents and feta cheese over at chez Blast, and forgetting their obligations to post here.
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lazarus corporation wrote:It's only because it's quiet on here tonight - Mr Blast, Boudicca & co are all eating delicate little vol-au-vents and feta cheese over at chez Blast, and forgetting their obligations to post here.
They're just a steak away, steak away, steak awaaaaayyyyy

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