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Posted: 16 Mar 2008, 12:47
by Pat
The new Next catalogue is in. Decent swimwear and underwear at reasonable prices.
Posted: 16 Mar 2008, 15:28
by Dark
f**k off, I work at Next, the mens' swimwear we have is just comic. Mind, the whole shop's somewhat overpriced.
Posted: 16 Mar 2008, 17:07
by Pat
I had no idea Next did men's clothing.
Posted: 16 Mar 2008, 17:36
by Dark
oic.
Posted: 16 Mar 2008, 18:11
by Pat
Dark wrote:oic.
Oh I See
That took me 20 minutes to work out.I'm away for a lie down.
Posted: 16 Mar 2008, 18:30
by Syberberg
Hom_Corleone wrote:Girls Aloud - Order of preference please gentlemen.....
One after the other, in alphabetical order. Putting the anal into anal.
Posted: 16 Mar 2008, 21:25
by Silver_Owl
Posted: 16 Mar 2008, 22:17
by Andie
i wouldn't know one from the other...do they have names??
Posted: 17 Mar 2008, 12:34
by Pista
Posted: 17 Mar 2008, 13:28
by weebleswobble
Andie wrote:
i wouldn't know one from the other...do they have names??
First, Second, Third......
Posted: 17 Mar 2008, 13:38
by Izzy HaveMercy
weebleswobble wrote:First, Second, Third......
... night? ... helpings? .... hole?
IZ.
Posted: 17 Mar 2008, 19:57
by Andie
weebleswobble wrote:Andie wrote:
i wouldn't know one from the other...do they have names??
First, Second, Third......
Ahhh!
somehow i doubt that i'd get past number one as the others look kinda dull, stupid and trailer trashy
oh...clarification for ya...number one would be the bint with the bag on her head
*who looks at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire??*
Posted: 27 Apr 2008, 17:53
by James Blast
I have donned the ritualistic "Sacred Apron of Blaast" so it is finally time to tell the little ladies that they no longer need to cook of a Sunday.
I love the smell meat a'burnin' in the afternoon
someday, this war's gonna end
Posted: 28 Apr 2008, 02:20
by Andy TG
Would NOT touch any of them with somebody else's - Nothing to do with them fully paid up WAG's
Posted: 16 May 2008, 19:48
by Almiche V
Posted: 16 May 2008, 20:46
by James Blast
Posted: 18 May 2008, 21:57
by Harvey Winston
Maid Marian: So what are you going to do to me? Tie me up?
Robin Hood: Could be a lashing.
Maid Marian: How many strokes?
Robin Hood: As many as are necessary.
Maid Marian: And then it's finished?
Robin Hood: That depends. Have you ever been lashed before?
Maid Marian: I've never had someone make me beg them to stop.
Robin Hood: Then you've never had a proper lashing.
Posted: 18 May 2008, 22:01
by James Blast
She gives me a 'stroopy', wide eyed bint!
Posted: 06 Jun 2008, 19:45
by robertzombie
I don't normally watch Big Brother but...
Might have to this year!
Posted: 06 Jun 2008, 19:50
by Silver_Owl
robertzombie wrote:I don't normally watch Big Brother but...
Might have to this year!
Mind you - I caught a few minutes earlier and she looked dog rough without the makeup.
Posted: 06 Jun 2008, 19:54
by robertzombie
Always a shame when that happens
Posted: 06 Jun 2008, 19:57
by Silver_Owl
Posted: 06 Jun 2008, 20:27
by robertzombie
That's how interesting our lives are. But don't worry, we can
watch it later too!
Posted: 06 Jun 2008, 20:30
by lazarus corporation
It's only because it's quiet on here tonight - Mr Blast, Boudicca & co are all eating delicate little vol-au-vents and feta cheese over at chez Blast, and forgetting their obligations to post here.
Posted: 06 Jun 2008, 20:33
by Silver_Owl
lazarus corporation wrote:It's only because it's quiet on here tonight - Mr Blast, Boudicca & co are all eating delicate little vol-au-vents and feta cheese over at chez Blast, and forgetting their obligations to post here.
They're just a steak away, steak away, steak awaaaaayyyyy
Coat.
See, it really has got this bad