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Posted: 16 Mar 2008, 12:47
by Pat
The new Next catalogue is in. Decent swimwear and underwear at reasonable prices. :innocent:

Posted: 16 Mar 2008, 15:28
by Dark
f**k off, I work at Next, the mens' swimwear we have is just comic. Mind, the whole shop's somewhat overpriced. :lol:

Posted: 16 Mar 2008, 17:07
by Pat
I had no idea Next did men's clothing.

Posted: 16 Mar 2008, 17:36
by Dark
oic.

Posted: 16 Mar 2008, 18:11
by Pat
Dark wrote:oic.
Oh I See :lol: :lol: :lol:
That took me 20 minutes to work out.I'm away for a lie down.

Posted: 16 Mar 2008, 18:30
by Syberberg
Hom_Corleone wrote:Girls Aloud - Order of preference please gentlemen.....
;D
One after the other, in alphabetical order. Putting the anal into anal.

Posted: 16 Mar 2008, 21:25
by Silver_Owl
Syberberg wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:Girls Aloud - Order of preference please gentlemen.....
;D
One after the other, in alphabetical order. Putting the anal into anal.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 16 Mar 2008, 22:17
by Andie
Hom_Corleone wrote:
Syberberg wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:Girls Aloud - Order of preference please gentlemen.....
;D
One after the other, in alphabetical order. Putting the anal into anal.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
i wouldn't know one from the other...do they have names?? :eek:

Posted: 17 Mar 2008, 12:34
by Pista
Andie wrote:
i wouldn't know one from the other...do they have names?? :eek:
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 17 Mar 2008, 13:28
by weebleswobble
Andie wrote:
i wouldn't know one from the other...do they have names?? :eek:
First, Second, Third...... :innocent:

Posted: 17 Mar 2008, 13:38
by Izzy HaveMercy
weebleswobble wrote:First, Second, Third...... :innocent:
... night? ... helpings? .... hole? :twisted:

IZ.

Posted: 17 Mar 2008, 19:57
by Andie
weebleswobble wrote:
Andie wrote:
i wouldn't know one from the other...do they have names?? :eek:
First, Second, Third...... :innocent:
Ahhh! :notworthy:

somehow i doubt that i'd get past number one as the others look kinda dull, stupid and trailer trashy :urff:


oh...clarification for ya...number one would be the bint with the bag on her head



*who looks at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire??* :innocent:

Posted: 27 Apr 2008, 17:53
by James Blast
I have donned the ritualistic "Sacred Apron of Blaast" so it is finally time to tell the little ladies that they no longer need to cook of a Sunday.

I love the smell meat a'burnin' in the afternoon :D :D :D

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someday, this war's gonna end

Posted: 28 Apr 2008, 02:20
by Andy TG
Pista wrote:
Andie wrote:
i wouldn't know one from the other...do they have names?? :eek:
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :lol: :lol:
:notworthy: ;D

Would NOT touch any of them with somebody else's - Nothing to do with them fully paid up WAG's

Posted: 16 May 2008, 19:48
by Almiche V
Ladz - Football - Pompeeeeeeeyyyyyyy

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Posted: 16 May 2008, 20:46
by James Blast
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Posted: 18 May 2008, 21:57
by Harvey Winston
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Maid Marian: So what are you going to do to me? Tie me up?
Robin Hood: Could be a lashing.
Maid Marian: How many strokes?
Robin Hood: As many as are necessary.
Maid Marian: And then it's finished?
Robin Hood: That depends. Have you ever been lashed before?
Maid Marian: I've never had someone make me beg them to stop.
Robin Hood: Then you've never had a proper lashing.

Posted: 18 May 2008, 22:01
by James Blast
She gives me a 'stroopy', wide eyed bint!

Posted: 06 Jun 2008, 19:45
by robertzombie
I don't normally watch Big Brother but...

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Might have to this year! :twisted:

Posted: 06 Jun 2008, 19:50
by Silver_Owl
robertzombie wrote:I don't normally watch Big Brother but...

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Might have to this year! :twisted:
Mind you - I caught a few minutes earlier and she looked dog rough without the makeup. :urff:

Posted: 06 Jun 2008, 19:54
by robertzombie
Always a shame when that happens :|

Posted: 06 Jun 2008, 19:57
by Silver_Owl
Has it really come to this? Talking about Big Brother on a Friday night instead of being out on the lash? :roll: :urff: :lol:

Posted: 06 Jun 2008, 20:27
by robertzombie
That's how interesting our lives are. But don't worry, we can watch it later too! :lol:

Posted: 06 Jun 2008, 20:30
by lazarus corporation
It's only because it's quiet on here tonight - Mr Blast, Boudicca & co are all eating delicate little vol-au-vents and feta cheese over at chez Blast, and forgetting their obligations to post here.

Posted: 06 Jun 2008, 20:33
by Silver_Owl
lazarus corporation wrote:It's only because it's quiet on here tonight - Mr Blast, Boudicca & co are all eating delicate little vol-au-vents and feta cheese over at chez Blast, and forgetting their obligations to post here.
They're just a steak away, steak away, steak awaaaaayyyyy

:oops: Coat.

See, it really has got this bad