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We suspected she was quite drunk..
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Pista wrote: ↑12 Aug 2020, 10:21 We suspected she was quite drunk..
Tough. Pussy Riot Buddhist Style ... :lol: :notworthy: ... though, I worry 'bout what they're gonna do to her ... :( ...
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There's a lot of things I didn't expect going on here:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09l29zx

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Cosey Fanni Tutti shares her gardening tips
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When your parents are fans of W.A.Mozart this can happen :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :bat:
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iesus wrote: ↑13 Aug 2020, 12:01 When your parents are fans of W.A.Mozart this can happen :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :bat:
:lol: Not her birth name
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Amphibian Logic..
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Suddenly: Penguin
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Cat knocks pensioner unconscious then proceeds to fight his dog. Tadaah!
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Pista wrote: ↑04 Aug 2020, 09:45 Amid efforts to stop the spread of coronavirus in the region an Irish pub in Spain bans *checks notes* Sweet Caroline
I'd be in favour of banning it on general principle, Coronavirus is just a convenient excuse.
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Pista wrote: ↑18 Aug 2020, 08:03 Cat knocks pensioner unconscious then proceeds to fight his dog. Tadaah!
In all fairness, both the pensioner and the dog were asking for it, the dog especially.
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'Ello 'ello 'ello. Little help here please
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:lol: , looks like Northants council going bust is having a knock on effect .
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PSA: If you're thinking of riding a horse through town at night with an axe, don't
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Pista wrote: ↑20 Aug 2020, 12:58 PSA: If you're thinking of riding a horse through town at night with an axe, don't
Thanks for the heads-up @Pista! Saved me a lot of bother, there... :lol:
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All part of the service :lol:
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Someone called Harry Macgwayr or something like this was arrested in Mykonos Greece for beating English fans of other football teams. They said he is captain of Machester United :lol: :lol: :bat:
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iesus wrote: ↑22 Aug 2020, 15:01 Someone called Harry Macgwayr or something like this was arrested in Mykonos Greece for beating English fans of other football teams. They said he is captain of Machester United :lol: :lol: :bat:


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Today's news is he was given a date-time to pass court of law and set free until then ;D :bat:
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This looks important.
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Young people today are intimidated by.... *checks notes*...... full stops.
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