Poor Timsinister

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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I wa just wondering what happened to this - nice to have it back on page one where it belongs 8)
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Truly, he is Rennaissance Man! ;D :notworthy:
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boudicca wrote:Truly, he is Rennaissance Man! ;D :notworthy:
Does that mean he's ambidextrous too :wink:
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:
boudicca wrote:Truly, he is Rennaissance Man! ;D :notworthy:
Does that mean he's ambidextrous too :wink:
*points microphone in Tim's direction* :innocent:

I'm anticipating NO COMMENT on this one! :lol:

I'd better let him know this has started again... just when he thought he was safe. :twisted:
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boudicca wrote:
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boudicca wrote:Truly, he is Rennaissance Man! ;D :notworthy:
Does that mean he's ambidextrous too :wink:
*points microphone in Tim's direction* :innocent:

I'm anticipating NO COMMENT on this one! :lol:

I'd better let him know this has started again... just when he thought he was safe. :twisted:
Surely he would have known before it re-started :eek: :lol: :notworthy:
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I'm a pain in the arse, is that any good?
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:Surely he would have known before it re-started :eek: :lol: :notworthy:
Of course, omniscient, how could I forget! :lol:

Yet he didn't know what Buckfast was, 'till I told him... :roll:
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James Blast wrote:I'm a pain in the arse, is that any good?
For getting your own dedicated "worship" thread James? We've only got so much devotion in us you know! :lol:
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it rained here, today :(
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James Blast wrote:it rained here, today :(
It did not!
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yes it did
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James Blast wrote:yes it did
I can assure you it didn't. :P
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boudicca wrote:
James Blast wrote:yes it did
I can assure you it didn't. :P
well I guess it didn't in ponceyville but it did on the gorgeous South Side and the horror that is Motherwell.
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James Blast wrote:
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James Blast wrote:yes it did
I can assure you it didn't. :P
well I guess it didn't in ponceyville but it did on the gorgeous South Side and the horror that is Motherwell.
The sun always shines in ponceyville! ;D
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James Blast wrote:
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James Blast wrote:yes it did
I can assure you it didn't. :P
well I guess it didn't in ponceyville but it did on the gorgeous South Side and the horror that is Motherwell.
It pissed doon here, we had hailstones and everything :eek:
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:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

How come everyone in Glesga is getting rain but me?
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I had better prostrate myself at the Altar Of Tim :notworthy: , and pray that He will send a deluge this way. Otherwise my crops shall fail this year.
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The multinational conglomerate Sinister Industries today released a statement:
Sinistercorp Public Relations wrote: "Sinister Industries has a strict policy of employing no messiahs, saviours or prophets, and can categorically reassure consumers, the media, and our stockholders that no Sincorp employee has ever demonstrated any godlike powers such as healing, thunderbolts, or messing around with perfectly good water, thank-you so very much, how am I supposed to drive home now, I thought there was a no-alcohol rule. Thank-you."
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timsinister wrote:The multinational conglomerate Sinister Industries today released a statement:
Sinistercorp Public Relations wrote: "Sinister Industries has a strict policy of employing no messiahs, saviours or prophets, and can categorically reassure consumers, the media, and our stockholders that no Sincorp employee has ever demonstrated any godlike powers such as healing, thunderbolts, or messing around with perfectly good water, thank-you so very much, how am I supposed to drive home now, I thought there was a no-alcohol rule. Thank-you."
Ah! "Only the true Messiah denies his divinity!"

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Damn. I know what happens if I try reverse psychology and say "Alright then, I am!"

I'm really just your everyday, vodka-fuelled, angst-ridden, bitter and twisted megalomaniac. Absolutely nothing out of the ordinary at all!

Not for here, anyway. :wink:
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timsinister wrote:Damn. I know what happens if I try reverse psychology and say "Alright then, I am!"
"f**k off!"

"How shall we f**k off, O Lord?" :lol:

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Who's with the Peoples Front Of Timsinister or the Timsinister People's Front then? :lol:
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People called TimSinister they go the house?!
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d00mw0lf wrote:People called TimSinister they go the house?!
Or go the juniper bush :lol:
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No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand? Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'timsinister'!
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