Posted: 25 Aug 2005, 17:40
I wa just wondering what happened to this - nice to have it back on page one where it belongs 
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Posted: 25 Aug 2005, 18:03
Truly, he is Rennaissance Man!
Posted: 25 Aug 2005, 19:41
Does that mean he's ambidextrous tooboudicca wrote:Truly, he is Rennaissance Man!
Posted: 25 Aug 2005, 20:16
*points microphone in Tim's direction*Mrs. Snowey wrote:Does that mean he's ambidextrous tooboudicca wrote:Truly, he is Rennaissance Man!
I'm anticipating NO COMMENT on this one!
I'd better let him know this has started again... just when he thought he was safe.
Posted: 25 Aug 2005, 20:22
Surely he would have known before it re-startedboudicca wrote:*points microphone in Tim's direction*Mrs. Snowey wrote:Does that mean he's ambidextrous tooboudicca wrote:Truly, he is Rennaissance Man!
I'm anticipating NO COMMENT on this one!
I'd better let him know this has started again... just when he thought he was safe.
Posted: 25 Aug 2005, 22:25
I'm a pain in the arse, is that any good?
Posted: 25 Aug 2005, 22:26
Of course, omniscient, how could I forget!Mrs. Snowey wrote:Surely he would have known before it re-started
Yet he didn't know what Buckfast was, 'till I told him...
Posted: 25 Aug 2005, 22:29
For getting your own dedicated "worship" thread James? We've only got so much devotion in us you know!James Blast wrote:I'm a pain in the arse, is that any good?
Posted: 25 Aug 2005, 22:32
it rained here, today 
Posted: 25 Aug 2005, 22:34
It did not!James Blast wrote:it rained here, today
Posted: 25 Aug 2005, 22:36
yes it did
Posted: 25 Aug 2005, 22:37
I can assure you it didn't.James Blast wrote:yes it did
Posted: 25 Aug 2005, 22:44
well I guess it didn't in ponceyville but it did on the gorgeous South Side and the horror that is Motherwell.boudicca wrote:I can assure you it didn't.James Blast wrote:yes it did
Posted: 25 Aug 2005, 22:47
The sun always shines in ponceyville!James Blast wrote:well I guess it didn't in ponceyville but it did on the gorgeous South Side and the horror that is Motherwell.boudicca wrote:I can assure you it didn't.James Blast wrote:yes it did
Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 09:26
Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 11:06
It pissed doon here, we had hailstones and everythingJames Blast wrote:well I guess it didn't in ponceyville but it did on the gorgeous South Side and the horror that is Motherwell.boudicca wrote:I can assure you it didn't.James Blast wrote:yes it did
Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 11:11
markfiend wrote:
How come everyone in Glesga is getting rain but me?
I had better prostrate myself at the Altar Of Tim
, and pray that He will send a deluge this way. Otherwise my crops shall fail this year.Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 11:25
The multinational conglomerate Sinister Industries today released a statement:
Sinistercorp Public Relations wrote: "Sinister Industries has a strict policy of employing no messiahs, saviours or prophets, and can categorically reassure consumers, the media, and our stockholders that no Sincorp employee has ever demonstrated any godlike powers such as healing, thunderbolts, or messing around with perfectly good water, thank-you so very much, how am I supposed to drive home now, I thought there was a no-alcohol rule. Thank-you."
Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 11:33
Ah! "Only the true Messiah denies his divinity!"timsinister wrote:The multinational conglomerate Sinister Industries today released a statement:Sinistercorp Public Relations wrote: "Sinister Industries has a strict policy of employing no messiahs, saviours or prophets, and can categorically reassure consumers, the media, and our stockholders that no Sincorp employee has ever demonstrated any godlike powers such as healing, thunderbolts, or messing around with perfectly good water, thank-you so very much, how am I supposed to drive home now, I thought there was a no-alcohol rule. Thank-you."
Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 11:45
Damn. I know what happens if I try reverse psychology and say "Alright then, I am!"
I'm really just your everyday, vodka-fuelled, angst-ridden, bitter and twisted megalomaniac. Absolutely nothing out of the ordinary at all!
Not for here, anyway.
I'm really just your everyday, vodka-fuelled, angst-ridden, bitter and twisted megalomaniac. Absolutely nothing out of the ordinary at all!
Not for here, anyway.
Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 11:46
"f**k off!"timsinister wrote:Damn. I know what happens if I try reverse psychology and say "Alright then, I am!"
"How shall we f**k off, O Lord?"
Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 19:16
Who's with the Peoples Front Of Timsinister or the Timsinister People's Front then?
Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 19:26
People called TimSinister they go the house?!
Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 19:37
Or go the juniper bushd00mw0lf wrote:People called TimSinister they go the house?!
Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 23:13
No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand? Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'timsinister'!