Poor Timsinister

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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hic!
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James Blast wrote: hic!
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: Oh, let's hope so!

Although would you believe, Blast, he's currently bemoaning his image as some kind of heavy drinker or something... :lol: :roll:

We'll see. :von:
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boudicca wrote:
James Blast wrote: hic!
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: Oh, let's hope so!

Although would you believe, Blast, he's currently bemoaning his image as some kind of heavy drinker or something... :lol: :roll:

We'll see. :von:
Is this after finishing off the Buckfast? :lol: Nasty stuff. Benylin's better ;D
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boudicca wrote:I had better prostrate myself at the Altar Of Tim :notworthy: , and pray that He will send a deluge this way..
see tim it has it's advantages being held up to public adoration/ridicule- no more extortionate fees to pay for "water-sports"! :innocent: i suppose if you were the messiah you'ld have "golden-showers" daily-in your golden-bathrooms.... :twisted:
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And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
boudicca wrote:I had better prostrate myself at the Altar Of Tim :notworthy: , and pray that He will send a deluge this way..
see tim it has it's advantages being held up to public adoration/ridicule- no more extortionate fees to pay for "water-sports"! :innocent: i suppose if you were the messiah you'ld have "golden-showers" daily-in your golden-bathrooms.... :twisted:
:eek: :eek: :eek: BLOODY OI!!!!!

:lol: You're a filthy beggar, Lee. You ought to be utterly ashamed of yourself!

Bringing the tone of this sacred thread right down... dis-graceful...
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THIS THREAD HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME!

That disclaimer is for the court action I see looming in the future...

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This thread has everything to do with you - the clue was in the title...
And I'm sure you've got some scary criminal action going on with all those alter egos...
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d00mw0lf wrote:This thread has everything to do with you - the clue was in the title...
:lol: :lol: you walked straight into that one timster!
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Blimey. I've been gone for five days and was fully expecting this thread to have dropped off to the next page. Looks like I was wrong.

So we still taking the pi$$ out of Tim? Fantasic.
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Blimey. I've been gone for five days and was fully expecting this thread to have dropped off to the next page. Looks like I was wrong.

So we still taking the pi$$ out of Tim? Fantasic.
Of course!
Would we let a thread like this die? Ever?
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d00mw0lf wrote:Of course!
Would we let a thread like this die? Ever?
Tim is for life, not just for... Christmas??... :urff:

...Drunken nites out, then! ;D

MAXIMUM SINISTER!! :notworthy: :twisted:
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d00mw0lf wrote:Of course!
Would we let a thread like this die? Ever?
Tim is for life, not just for... Christmas??... :urff:

...Drunken nites out, then! ;D

MAXIMUM SINISTER!! :notworthy: :twisted:
:eek: "maximum Sinister".... is that wise?
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d00mw0lf wrote::eek: "maximum Sinister".... is that wise?
My wisdom could fit on the back of a postage stamp for voles.

Doktor Von S to the max! 8)
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*ducks and covers*
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d00mw0lf wrote:*ducks and covers*
:eek: :eek: :eek: Has he obtained nuclear weapons!?!?!?

Oh Jesus! I take it all back!
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boudicca wrote:
:eek: :eek: :eek: Has he obtained nuclear weapons!?!?!?

Oh Jesus! I take it all back!
Have you not heard about Planet Dave's toilet then? :urff: :eek:
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d00mw0lf wrote:
boudicca wrote:
:eek: :eek: :eek: Has he obtained nuclear weapons!?!?!?

Oh Jesus! I take it all back!
Have you not heard about Planet Dave's toilet then? :urff: :eek:
Maybe he's acquired copies of The Undercrackers from Mr. S :innocent: :eek: :lol:
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:
boudicca wrote:
:eek: :eek: :eek: Has he obtained nuclear weapons!?!?!?

Oh Jesus! I take it all back!
Have you not heard about Planet Dave's toilet then? :urff: :eek:
Maybe he's acquired copies of The Undercrackers from Mr. S :innocent: :eek: :lol:
:eek:
Just be thankful you wern't there that morning... dead god... the carnage....
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d00mw0lf wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote: Have you not heard about Planet Dave's toilet then? :urff: :eek:
Maybe he's acquired copies of The Undercrackers from Mr. S :innocent: :eek: :lol:
:eek:
Just be thankful you wern't there that morning... dead god... the carnage....
There was a dead god in Planet Dave's bathroom :eek: That must have taken some sinister and profane powers indeed. :eek: :lol:
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Mrs. Snowey wrote: Maybe he's acquired copies of The Undercrackers from Mr. S :innocent: :eek: :lol:
:eek:
Just be thankful you wern't there that morning... dead god... the carnage....
There was a dead god in Planet Dave's bathroom :eek: That must have taken some sinister and profane powers indeed. :eek: :lol:
you also missed the summoning of the great elder god Timthulhu in the chip shop. :eek:
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d00mw0lf wrote: you also missed the summoning of the great elder god Timthulhu in the chip shop. :eek:
Now this one intrigues me. If I feed him a chip, will he "turn"...? :eek:

And is it only proper chip shop chips, or do french fries work as well?
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d00mw0lf wrote:
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d00mw0lf wrote: :eek:
Just be thankful you wern't there that morning... dead god... the carnage....
There was a dead god in Planet Dave's bathroom :eek: That must have taken some sinister and profane powers indeed. :eek: :lol:
you also missed the summoning of the great elder god Timthulhu in the chip shop. :eek:
Surely an elder god from the dark dimensions doesn't need to be asked whether he wants "salt an' vinegar on that, luv" ? 8)
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boudicca wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote: you also missed the summoning of the great elder god Timthulhu in the chip shop. :eek:
Now this one intrigues me. If I feed him a chip, will he "turn"...? :eek:

And is it only proper chip shop chips, or do french fries work as well?
I don't know... I sat down and when I looked over, IT was sat there. Eating chips.
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d00mw0lf wrote:
boudicca wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote: you also missed the summoning of the great elder god Timthulhu in the chip shop. :eek:
Now this one intrigues me. If I feed him a chip, will he "turn"...? :eek:

And is it only proper chip shop chips, or do french fries work as well?
I don't know... I sat down and when I looked over, IT was sat there. Eating chips.
:lol: :notworthy: :lol:

I would describe that as "snaffling" rather than "eating"... aw bless...
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