Posted: 27 Aug 2005, 19:18
James Blast wrote: hic!
Oh, let's hope so!Although would you believe, Blast, he's currently bemoaning his image as some kind of heavy drinker or something...
We'll see.
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Posted: 27 Aug 2005, 20:42
Oh, let's hope so!Although would you believe, Blast, he's currently bemoaning his image as some kind of heavy drinker or something...
We'll see.
Posted: 27 Aug 2005, 20:47
Is this after finishing off the Buckfast?boudicca wrote:James Blast wrote: hic!
Although would you believe, Blast, he's currently bemoaning his image as some kind of heavy drinker or something...
We'll see.
Nasty stuff. Benylin's better 
Posted: 28 Aug 2005, 02:30
see tim it has it's advantages being held up to public adoration/ridicule- no more extortionate fees to pay for "water-sports"!boudicca wrote:I had better prostrate myself at the Altar Of Tim
i suppose if you were the messiah you'ld have "golden-showers" daily-in your golden-bathrooms.... 
Posted: 28 Aug 2005, 11:43
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:see tim it has it's advantages being held up to public adoration/ridicule- no more extortionate fees to pay for "water-sports"!boudicca wrote:I had better prostrate myself at the Altar Of Tim
BLOODY OI!!!!! You're a filthy beggar, Lee. You ought to be utterly ashamed of yourself!Bringing the tone of this sacred thread right down... dis-graceful...
Posted: 28 Aug 2005, 12:28
Oh. My
Eugh.
Eugh.
Posted: 29 Aug 2005, 13:48
THIS THREAD HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME!
That disclaimer is for the court action I see looming in the future...
That disclaimer is for the court action I see looming in the future...
Posted: 29 Aug 2005, 14:58
This thread has everything to do with you - the clue was in the title...
And I'm sure you've got some scary criminal action going on with all those alter egos...
And I'm sure you've got some scary criminal action going on with all those alter egos...
Posted: 29 Aug 2005, 17:37
d00mw0lf wrote:This thread has everything to do with you - the clue was in the title...
you walked straight into that one timster!Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 13:50
Blimey. I've been gone for five days and was fully expecting this thread to have dropped off to the next page. Looks like I was wrong.
So we still taking the pi$$ out of Tim? Fantasic.
So we still taking the pi$$ out of Tim? Fantasic.
Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 14:05
Of course!Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Blimey. I've been gone for five days and was fully expecting this thread to have dropped off to the next page. Looks like I was wrong.
So we still taking the pi$$ out of Tim? Fantasic.
Would we let a thread like this die? Ever?
Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 14:11
Tim is for life, not just for... Christmas??...d00mw0lf wrote:Of course!
Would we let a thread like this die? Ever?
...Drunken nites out, then!
MAXIMUM SINISTER!!
Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 14:35
boudicca wrote:Tim is for life, not just for... Christmas??...d00mw0lf wrote:Of course!
Would we let a thread like this die? Ever?
...Drunken nites out, then!
MAXIMUM SINISTER!!
"maximum Sinister".... is that wise?Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 14:59
My wisdom could fit on the back of a postage stamp for voles.d00mw0lf wrote:
Doktor Von S to the max!
Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 15:24
*ducks and covers*
Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 15:29
d00mw0lf wrote:*ducks and covers*
Has he obtained nuclear weapons!?!?!?Oh Jesus! I take it all back!
Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 15:31
Have you not heard about Planet Dave's toilet then?boudicca wrote:
Oh Jesus! I take it all back!
Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 16:14
Maybe he's acquired copies of The Undercrackers from Mr. Sd00mw0lf wrote:Have you not heard about Planet Dave's toilet then?boudicca wrote:
Oh Jesus! I take it all back!
Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 16:17
Mrs. Snowey wrote:Maybe he's acquired copies of The Undercrackers from Mr. Sd00mw0lf wrote:Have you not heard about Planet Dave's toilet then?boudicca wrote:
Oh Jesus! I take it all back!
Just be thankful you wern't there that morning... dead god... the carnage....
Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 16:26
There was a dead god in Planet Dave's bathroomd00mw0lf wrote:Mrs. Snowey wrote:Maybe he's acquired copies of The Undercrackers from Mr. Sd00mw0lf wrote: Have you not heard about Planet Dave's toilet then?
Just be thankful you wern't there that morning... dead god... the carnage....
That must have taken some sinister and profane powers indeed. Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 16:46
you also missed the summoning of the great elder god Timthulhu in the chip shop.Mrs. Snowey wrote:There was a dead god in Planet Dave's bathroomd00mw0lf wrote:Mrs. Snowey wrote: Maybe he's acquired copies of The Undercrackers from Mr. S
Just be thankful you wern't there that morning... dead god... the carnage....
Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 16:56
Now this one intrigues me. If I feed him a chip, will he "turn"...?d00mw0lf wrote: you also missed the summoning of the great elder god Timthulhu in the chip shop.
And is it only proper chip shop chips, or do french fries work as well?
Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 17:00
Surely an elder god from the dark dimensions doesn't need to be asked whether he wants "salt an' vinegar on that, luv" ?d00mw0lf wrote:you also missed the summoning of the great elder god Timthulhu in the chip shop.Mrs. Snowey wrote:There was a dead god in Planet Dave's bathroomd00mw0lf wrote:
Just be thankful you wern't there that morning... dead god... the carnage....
Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 17:12
I don't know... I sat down and when I looked over, IT was sat there. Eating chips.boudicca wrote:Now this one intrigues me. If I feed him a chip, will he "turn"...?d00mw0lf wrote: you also missed the summoning of the great elder god Timthulhu in the chip shop.
And is it only proper chip shop chips, or do french fries work as well?
Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 17:34
d00mw0lf wrote:I don't know... I sat down and when I looked over, IT was sat there. Eating chips.boudicca wrote:Now this one intrigues me. If I feed him a chip, will he "turn"...?d00mw0lf wrote: you also missed the summoning of the great elder god Timthulhu in the chip shop.
And is it only proper chip shop chips, or do french fries work as well?
I would describe that as "snaffling" rather than "eating"... aw bless...