Posted: 09 Sep 2008, 14:20
try the depilsoap too....you girlies!!!! 
Yupp!psichonaut wrote:try the depilsoap too....you girlies!!!!
MEN take that for peeling:
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Posted: 09 Sep 2008, 14:36
MEN take that for peeling:
Posted: 09 Sep 2008, 19:15
Doesn't smell quite as nice, and is a rather nasty shade of pink (think blackberry or cherry yoghurt) but it certainly does the trick.Hom_Corleone wrote:..and how is the Imperialis? Should I try it next time?
Posted: 14 Oct 2008, 17:14
Bavaria has published a calendar to inspire young men to become farmers.
This is not *all* work-safe!
I'll have January, April and September in sheets on a haystack, please.
Or would you prefer sheep?
Edit: Blimey! I forgot my hayfever. I hope they do home deliveries?
This is not *all* work-safe!
I'll have January, April and September in sheets on a haystack, please.
Or would you prefer sheep?
Edit: Blimey! I forgot my hayfever. I hope they do home deliveries?
Posted: 14 Oct 2008, 19:01
Krivvins!!eotunun wrote:Bavaria has published a calendar to inspire young men to become farmers.
Schon guten Tag, Fraulein - willst-D' tumble in den hayloft mit mir?
I should send this to the Young Farmers Association - I'm sure there would be some significant interest, although a calendar featuring the broad of thigh and muscular of calf farming lasses of Mona's Isle might have a negative impact on the chaps wanting to till the soil!
Posted: 14 Oct 2008, 19:06
Yes please - yum yum!James Blast wrote:and speaking as feminists, would you like to 'protect' Felicity Kendal?
But only if she brings Isla St.Clair with her (had the biggest crush on her when I was a nipper).
Posted: 14 Oct 2008, 19:15
Looks like the twelve needles in a haystack, Jüms 
Now, for the real men among us (James! Si! Pay attention!), this calendar, please!
IZ.
Now, for the real men among us (James! Si! Pay attention!), this calendar, please!
IZ.
Posted: 14 Oct 2008, 19:40
Posted: 14 Oct 2008, 20:43
FACT!Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Looks like the twelve needles in a haystack, Jüms
I've just cumIzzy HaveMercy wrote:Now, for the real men among us (James! Si! Pay attention!), this calendar, please!
and while I'm 'basking in the aftermath' that Kraut Kalandür hud some reet dodgey lookin' talent, a couple even had none!
Posted: 14 Oct 2008, 21:24
A little too much meat on the bone (chest excluded) for my tastes. But we do need a new cook for the kitchen. Molly's gone n' blawn the Micro againJames Blast wrote:FACT!Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Looks like the twelve needles in a haystack, Jüms
I've just cumIzzy HaveMercy wrote:Now, for the real men among us (James! Si! Pay attention!), this calendar, please!
and while I'm 'basking in the aftermath' that Kraut Kalandür hud some reet dodgey lookin' talent, a couple even had none!
Posted: 14 Oct 2008, 21:36
With them as needles, I'll gladly be a junkieIzzy HaveMercy wrote:Looks like the twelve needles in a haystack, Jüms
IZ.
It's just a nice dream-Good looking, down to earth lasses..
In reality I guess many farmers rather are in danger of accidently connecting their wifes to the melking machine. Like EB said.
Posted: 14 Oct 2008, 22:44
A teaser... now tell me this lady is not bloody gorgeous
We don't need no skinny wimmin! Ah...I'm so glad with me wife
IZ.
Posted: 14 Oct 2008, 22:52
yes she is really gorgeous, IZ
Posted: 14 Oct 2008, 23:44
Simon, I want to eat her pants!
Woah-tta Babe!
***MicroNews Updtae***
The latest chappie is extremely robust. Struggles and burnt chips have been recorded, semi defrosed M&S Cannelloni too...
but we live, breathe and "skran are up" like, La.
Woah-tta Babe!
***MicroNews Updtae***
The latest chappie is extremely robust. Struggles and burnt chips have been recorded, semi defrosed M&S Cannelloni too...
but we live, breathe and "skran are up" like, La.
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 06:40
Oh yes, great shot of Lady Izberg!Izzy HaveMercy wrote: We don't need no skinny wimmin! Ah...I'm so glad with me wife
IZ.
But mainly I think that what we love is beauty to us rather than that what we love is beauty.
Beauty merely serves as the flycatcher. The initial attraction.
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 07:32
For the record, that last picture was not MizzIZ
IZ.
IZ.
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 10:47
Whoopsy.. And here was I thinking how much different hairstyles change the face of a person.. 
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 18:24
Oh, but you do...Izzy HaveMercy wrote:We don't need no skinny wimmin!
*squeezes back out through a crack in the urinal wall before being overwhelmed by man-fumes*
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 18:46
You're an exception to the rule hon, but only because you look like a Weegie Elf and you don The Hat
IZ.
IZ.
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 19:11
correction. she is ONE exception to the rule. our bottoms are perfectly pinchable. which was not an invitation.
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 19:36
I only let you pinch my bum, Ems
(well, maybe there's someone else I'd permit, but he'd have to ask *very* nicely...)
(well, maybe there's someone else I'd permit, but he'd have to ask *very* nicely...)
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 19:42
it's an honour, of course
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 20:57
'T would seem to me the cracks round here are an enjoyable place to stay, hm? Do we happen to be in Cricklewood?
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 21:19
before she wash it?James Blast wrote:Simon, I want to eat her pants!
Posted: 15 Oct 2008, 21:24
I think I remember James likes his dishes rich and well spiced, so..psichonaut wrote:before she wash it?James Blast wrote:Simon, I want to eat her pants!