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Who needs 600 friends when you're a bride of Christ?

A Spanish nun has been kicked out of her closed religious order after clocking up 600 friends on Facebook.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/02/21/nun_facebook/

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Quiff Boy wrote:Who needs 600 friends when you're a bride of Christ?

A Spanish nun has been kicked out of her closed religious order after clocking up 600 friends on Facebook.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/02/21/nun_facebook/

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I found out the other day that as the lifter of the odd shirt every now and again I'm banned from giving blood. I had no idea. I'm completely clean, been with the ame peron six years and don't sleep around, so am a bit perplexed as to why. :|
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DeWinter wrote:
I found out the other day that as the lifter of the odd shirt every now and again I'm banned from giving blood. I had no idea. I'm completely clean, been with the ame peron six years and don't sleep around, so am a bit perplexed as to why. :|
I will never understand where all this idiocy among humankind is coming from ...
it's the hate of centuries of unwelcome, burned, exploited and extinct lifes, I guess ... :( ...

But why do they always have to blame those for it who do rather not comply with the underlying system ... :roll: ...
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btw ... might not be exactly the right place here for such things, but ...

http://www.avaaz.org/en/stop_corrective ... 897&v=8626
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Being645 wrote:btw ... might not be exactly the right place here for such things, but ...

http://www.avaaz.org/en/stop_corrective ... 897&v=8626
i'd never heard of 'corrective rape' before.

jeez. what kind of a sick planet is this? :urff: :evil:
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Being645 wrote:btw ... might not be exactly the right place here for such things, but ...

http://www.avaaz.org/en/stop_corrective ... 897&v=8626
i'd never heard of 'corrective rape' before.

jeez. what kind of a sick planet is this? :urff: :evil:
Our common culture and traditons ... :wink: ...

high time to leave the worldwide kindergarden of having ourselves
exploited and abused further along our definitios of gender and sexuality, though ... :urff: :evil: ...
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On another issue ... light at the end of the tunnel ... 8) ...

Germany: Angela Merkel 'loses key state election' and Ill Winds blow Merkel's Party away
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check this url cough
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James Blast wrote:check this url cough
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apparently that url is a hack

(much like their journos, eh? ;))

it's down to a security weakness in the way the indy creates "friendly" urls for article titles

explanation:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/04/19 ... this_crap/

for example:
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style ... 69573.html

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you are no fun at all

what about Santa, I bet he doesn't exist either :lol:
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James Blast wrote:you are no fun at all

what about Santa, I bet he doesn't exist either :lol:
i actually thought it was more fun because it was a hack :lol:

interestingly enough, the same discussion at our place as thrown up all kinds of concerns... it seems some of our sites may or may not be vulnerable to a similar attach :lol: :innocent:

maybe it's better suited to '...geeking' though? ;D
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oh yes, don'tcha think :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
James Blast wrote:you are no fun at all

what about Santa, I bet he doesn't exist either :lol:
i actually thought it was more fun because it was a hack :lol:

interestingly enough, the same discussion at our place as thrown up all kinds of concerns... it seems some of our sites may or may not be vulnerable to a similar attach :lol: :innocent:

maybe it's better suited to '...geeking' though? ;D
It's not really an attack though is it? From an SEO perspective "it's a bug not a feature" as far as I'm concerned.
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Geek Off! :lol:
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Sorry ;D
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Mid way between newsworthy & WTF?

Iphones tracking users' movements

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-13145562

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surely that's been common knowledge since day 1? the were trumpeting how stolen devices were easily tracked and the perps brought to book
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Whoops!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13155922

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James Blast wrote:surely that's been common knowledge since day 1? the were trumpeting how stolen devices were easily tracked and the perps brought to book
Yep, Android phones do it too. Just don't let any of your apps have access to location data if you're worried about it.
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