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Posted: 21 Jul 2015, 12:47
by Pista
Take one face & one palm. Accelerate toward one another at speed.
What in ever loving feck were
these people thinking?
Posted: 21 Jul 2015, 13:06
by Being645
Pista wrote:Take one face & one palm. Accelerate toward one another at speed.
What in ever loving feck were
these people thinking?
... this really should go under
Joke of the Day ...
Posted: 23 Jul 2015, 20:49
by Pat
NASA
There are now more earth like planets than there are Scottish Tory, Labour or Lib Dem MPs
Posted: 24 Jul 2015, 10:02
by markfiend
Pat wrote: NASA
There are now more earth like planets than there are Scottish Tory, Labour or Lib Dem MPs
http://www.xkcd.com/1555/
Posted: 24 Jul 2015, 10:14
by iesus
markfiend wrote:Pat wrote: NASA
There are now more earth like planets than there are Scottish Tory, Labour or Lib Dem MPs
http://www.xkcd.com/1555/
i think the best proposal is the
e'); DROP TABLE PLANETS; --
or alternatively
e'); DROP USER NASA CASCADE; --
or
e'); DROP USER NASA_ADMIN CASCADE; --
Posted: 24 Jul 2015, 10:34
by markfiend
e'); DROP TABLE PLANETS is from an earlier xkcd:
Posted: 30 Jul 2015, 17:37
by EvilBastard
"And the gold medal for the 100 Metres Men's
Human Faeces Free-Style goes to..."
Posted: 30 Jul 2015, 17:54
by Pista
Nothing a bit of Domestos won't fi....WTF?
Posted: 30 Jul 2015, 18:05
by EvilBastard
Pista wrote:
Nothing a bit of Domestos won't fi....WTF?
I feel a Duran Duran song coming on...
"Her name is Rio and she throws up on the sand,
just like that sewage flowing through the dusty land;
and when she hurls she really shows you all her scran*,
oh Rio, Rio, dance (because you sure as sh
it don't want to sail, swim, or breathe anywhere near it)."
*
scran: north-eastern English dialect word for "food"
Posted: 30 Jul 2015, 18:19
by Pista
Posted: 06 Aug 2015, 17:21
by EvilBastard
Anyone we know??
Although I heard that they were going to McDonald's after being kicked out of the pub for being rowdy. Now they're baa'd.
Posted: 06 Aug 2015, 17:25
by Pista
Posted: 06 Aug 2015, 21:55
by Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
This is what happens when you hit the rush hour traffic.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-e ... e-33803305
Posted: 07 Aug 2015, 16:40
by Pista
Posted: 07 Aug 2015, 18:59
by iesus
or
Posted: 07 Aug 2015, 20:54
by EvilBastard
Coleford, we have a problem
Could there ever be a more English headline? "Man in shed talks to astronauts"?
Posted: 09 Aug 2015, 23:10
by rien
Posted: 17 Aug 2015, 09:57
by Pista
Posted: 25 Aug 2015, 14:04
by Pista
Woman stopped by security at Beijing airport
drinks the bottle of liquid rather than have it confiscated
Difficulty: Whole bottle of cognac.
Posted: 25 Aug 2015, 15:03
by sultan2075
Posted: 25 Aug 2015, 17:58
by Pista
Posted: 27 Aug 2015, 22:59
by EmmaPeelWannaBe
Posted: 27 Aug 2015, 23:18
by Being645
Absolutely ... what a crazy selection ...
Posted: 27 Aug 2015, 23:55
by mh
Being645 wrote:
Absolutely ... what a crazy selection ...
Can't be the best of the 80s without it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-mU-YSk32I
Posted: 31 Aug 2015, 18:49
by paint it black
