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Posted: **13 Oct 2017, 17:31**

!!!! they're great!

hope you had good birthday baked goods?

Posted: **13 Oct 2017, 18:21**

emilystrange wrote:!!!! they're great!

hope you had good birthday baked goods?

Yes! Mother produced a magnificent coffee cake to help soak up the alcohol, and of course many biscuits were also consumed!

Posted: **13 Oct 2017, 18:45**

Charlie wrote:
emilystrange wrote:!!!! they're great!

hope you had good birthday baked goods?
Yes! Mother produced a magnificent coffee cake to help soak up the alcohol, and of course many biscuits were also consumed!

Go you!

& your mum of course

Posted: **13 Oct 2017, 19:38**

birthdays done right!

Posted: **25 Oct 2017, 08:59**

It's official
Our long national nightmare is over.

Posted: **25 Oct 2017, 20:00**

Pista wrote:It's official
Our long national nightmare is over.

'It's Nice to see you, to see you Neece'

Posted: **25 Oct 2017, 21:05**

does anyone want a vegan flapjack recipe? we got it because there is
no fat in it, and it is very scrummy

Posted: **25 Oct 2017, 23:02**

Pista wrote:It's official
Our long national nightmare is over.

So my mother was right it seems. Not that that should be any surprise to me. Irish mammies are always right (even when they're wrong)

Posted: **26 Oct 2017, 00:53**

I'm slightly troubled since about that "source". Are ukelele players trustworthy authorities on biscuits and pronunciation? And if so, how?

Posted: **31 Oct 2017, 23:35**

It's all about the holes

Posted: **01 Nov 2017, 09:21**

Charlie wrote:It's all about the holes

The follow-up in this article is funny

Did you know why there are holes in bourbons?
-Yes, i am wise in the art of biscuits
-No, and i do not care
-I did not, and my mind is blown
-I don't even like biscuits. I am a monster

Posted: **01 Dec 2017, 20:26**

biscuit prices going up! WAAAAH!
evil beings..

Posted: **03 Dec 2017, 18:36**

emilystrange wrote:biscuit prices going up! WAAAAH!
evil beings..

If it's not prices going up it's tins getting smaller

Posted: **03 Dec 2017, 19:10**

Microcosmia wrote:
emilystrange wrote:biscuit prices going up! WAAAAH!
evil beings..
If it's not prices going up it's tins getting smaller

It's like the Quality Street tin saga all over again - those tins you got in the 80's were twice the size of the ones today!

Posted: **03 Dec 2017, 19:44**

The answer is to bake your own

Posted: **03 Dec 2017, 20:24**

Pista wrote:The answer is to bake your own

Luckily i have a fabulous mum who bakes exceedingly good cakes and biscuits for us!

Posted: **03 Dec 2017, 20:55**

Charlie wrote:
Pista wrote:The answer is to bake your own
Luckily i have a fabulous mum who bakes exceedingly good cakes and biscuits for us!

Mrs Kipling?

Posted: **03 Dec 2017, 21:13**

Pista wrote:
Charlie wrote:
Pista wrote:The answer is to bake your own
Luckily i have a fabulous mum who bakes exceedingly good cakes and biscuits for us!
Mrs Kipling?

Well dad ain't no Mr Kipling, that's for sure, he can just about manage beans on toast

Posted: **03 Dec 2017, 22:12**

But what are his stories like, are they any good or are they just so?

Posted: **03 Dec 2017, 22:18**

million voices wrote:But what are his stories like, are they any good or are they just so?

Posted: **10 Jan 2018, 19:05**

This is not a drill.

Posted: **10 Jan 2018, 19:12**

EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:This is not a drill.

Posted: **06 Feb 2018, 01:19**

Public Health Advisory: regardless of what biscuit you choose to dunk in it, you should refrain from drinking burning hot tea.

Prof Andrew Sharrocks, from the University of Manchester* wrote:We are still investigating the health ramifications of tea so strong you could trot a mouse on it, but since I'm not from the right end of the Land Of Lard and am thus cursed to drink tea so weak it can barely crawl out of the mug, research on this may take some time. You'd be better off talking to someone from Leeds Poly.

You're welcome.

*anyone else surprised to learn that they have universities in Manchester?

Posted: **06 Feb 2018, 16:51**

and there is a thread about....biscuits

Posted: **06 Feb 2018, 17:36**

MadameButterfly wrote:and there is a thread about....biscuits

Worse. It's really about dunking. Shudder.

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