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Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 01 Sep 2020, 11:31
by Pista
A growing number of employers don't mind informal wear but most of them prefer that you
wear trousers
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 01 Sep 2020, 11:39
by Quiff Boy
our team have adopted an informal dress code for video calls... we call it "business from the waist up"
it's optional, but
strongly encouraged
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 01 Sep 2020, 12:08
by Pista
Quiff Boy wrote: ↑01 Sep 2020, 11:39
our team have adopted an informal dress code for video calls... we call it "business from the waist up"
it's optional, but
strongly encouraged
That seems to be a running theme this year.
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 02 Sep 2020, 08:33
by Pista
Good evening ladies & gentlemen. We are just making our final approach to Los Angeles International Airport so if you look out of the windows on the left you can see......
a guy with a jet pack
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 03 Sep 2020, 08:08
by Pista
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 03 Sep 2020, 14:49
by markfiend
The thing is, he's not wrong. Boneless chicken "wings" aren't generally wings at all, they're made from breast meat.
https://www.cracked.com/article_28525_b ... there.html
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 04 Sep 2020, 10:28
by Pista
Woman issues plea to find new home for lost kitten that was wandering a Sheffield car park...Did I say, "Kitten"? I actually meant
crayfish
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 05 Sep 2020, 12:40
by Pista
Is there anything worse than.....an
Iceland Jobby Horror?
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 05 Sep 2020, 14:17
by CamilleDeville
Pista wrote: ↑04 Sep 2020, 10:28
Woman issues plea to find new home for lost kitten that was wandering a Sheffield car park...Did I say, "Kitten"? I actually meant
crayfish
Should I email her a Louisiana Cajun boil recipe? I actually don’t eat them, I can’t stand to look at them. I think I got turned off as a kid when I was told to “twist the tail off and suck the head”. I’m not that southern
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 05 Sep 2020, 14:22
by CamilleDeville
Omg! Hahaha, the goodwill gesture of Lindor chocolate balls, those employees were having a good laugh!
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 06 Sep 2020, 10:55
by Pista
It's a story as old as time itself. Man capsizes his kayak. Loses his oar.
Is rescued by seven priests on a floating Tiki bar
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 07 Sep 2020, 10:43
by Pista
We've all been there. A fly gets in the house & you
blow up half the house trying to catch it
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 07 Sep 2020, 12:48
by iesus
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 07 Sep 2020, 16:57
by OLDFART
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 08 Sep 2020, 09:56
by Pista
IQ reveal party tells unborn baby that
its parents are idiots.
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 09 Sep 2020, 08:57
by Pista
A goat
ate my paperwork sergeant.
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 10 Sep 2020, 10:36
by Pista
Slow news day goes full-glacial at OTS news. Phil's wife
might just have a valid point though
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 11 Sep 2020, 09:32
by Pista
Things you shouldn't do while having a covid test include
swallowing the swab stick
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 12 Sep 2020, 09:00
by Pista
Pro tip: Clear your internet search history for artificial hands before attempting to
scam your insurance company
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 12 Sep 2020, 11:02
by OLDFART
FFS
, I better not get any ideas at work on monday .
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 13 Sep 2020, 04:54
by CamilleDeville
OLDFART wrote: ↑12 Sep 2020, 11:02
FFS
, I better not get any ideas at work on monday .
That’s insane! I can’t believe anyone going through that. Then again there are constantly people driving wild on the interstate trying to get in a wreck with an 18-wheeler to collect insurance money. The world these days
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 13 Sep 2020, 08:22
by Pista
Woman celebrating her first wedding anniversary encourages more Brits to
marry their local shrub
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 14 Sep 2020, 14:02
by Pista
Mobile ironing service reprimanded for
post-ironing process
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 15 Sep 2020, 11:54
by Pista
Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, isn't it, ay?
Beautiful plumage
Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Posted: 16 Sep 2020, 07:57
by Pista
“While there is a small degree of interpretation that can be applied to face coverings, we do not believe it extends to the use of snakeskin –
especially when still attached to the snake.”