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Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 17:39
by Thea
boudicca wrote:d00mw0lf wrote:boudicca wrote:
Now this one
intrigues me. If I feed him a chip, will he "turn"...?
And is it only proper chip shop chips, or do french fries work as well?
I don't know... I sat down and when I looked over, IT was sat there.
Eating chips.
I would describe that as "snaffling" rather than "eating"... aw bless...
Don't doubt the mighty timthulhu!
He might come and visit your toilet!
Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 17:45
by boudicca
d00mw0lf wrote:Don't doubt the mighty timthulhu!
He might come and visit your toilet!
Don't talk about Glasgow like that!
Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 17:57
by Thea
boudicca wrote:d00mw0lf wrote:Don't doubt the mighty timthulhu!
He might come and visit your toilet!
Don't talk about Glasgow like that!
You should still fear the evil timthulhu. He lies on the bottom of a pub floor in darkest Hull -
Dead, but dreaming 
Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 18:04
by boudicca
d00mw0lf wrote:boudicca wrote:d00mw0lf wrote:Don't doubt the mighty timthulhu!
He might come and visit your toilet!
Don't talk about Glasgow like that!
You should still fear the evil timthulhu. He lies on the bottom of a pub floor in darkest Hull -
Dead, but dreaming
When he rises up from beneath the barstool, how should I go about making my getaway?
Can he be stunned?
Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 22:16
by Mrs. Snowey
boudicca wrote:
When he rises up from beneath the barstool, how should I go about making my getaway?
Can he be stunned?
Yep. Just get him to look in a mirror
Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 22:27
by Thea
Or shouting "Haircuuuuuuuut!" works well too.
Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 22:30
by Mrs. Snowey
Blimey, what effect might a barber's mirror have then
Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 22:42
by Thea
Judgeing by the haircut, none at all!
Posted: 02 Sep 2005, 20:53
by Mrs. Snowey
I reckon this thread's been going so long, he'll have grown it all back by now anyway. Rendering this a purely historical discussion
Posted: 02 Sep 2005, 21:40
by smiscandlon
Mrs. Snowey wrote:Rendering this a purely historical discussion
Thank f**k.
Posted: 02 Sep 2005, 22:18
by boudicca
Mrs. Snowey wrote:I reckon this thread's been going so long, he'll have grown it all back by now anyway. Rendering this a purely historical discussion
He's compensating at the moment with CHINWIG...
Much to my
and
!
Although I
think I might have persuaded him to shave it off...*fingers crossed*... come on Timmy dear, reach for that Mach 3,
you know it makes sense!
And that IS an order, in case you're wondering... 
Posted: 02 Sep 2005, 23:40
by Mrs. Snowey
Posted: 03 Sep 2005, 03:44
by Thea
Sir Tim?
Posted: 03 Sep 2005, 13:22
by boudicca
d00mw0lf wrote:
Sir Tim?
His sexuality has been called into question on more than one occasion, of course...
Posted: 03 Sep 2005, 16:22
by Mrs. Snowey
boudicca wrote:d00mw0lf wrote:
Sir Tim?
His sexuality has been called into question on more than one occasion, of course...
I was only referring to His hair
As for what goes on under those leathers, who knows
Posted: 03 Sep 2005, 16:35
by James Blast
The Rebel Trouser
Posted: 03 Sep 2005, 17:26
by Mrs. Snowey
Someone who wasn't James Blast wrote:The Rebel Trousersnake
Posted: 03 Sep 2005, 17:34
by boudicca
Mrs. Snowey wrote:boudicca wrote:d00mw0lf wrote:
Sir Tim?
His sexuality has been called into question on more than one occasion, of course...
I was only referring to His hair
As for what goes on under those leathers, who knows
Least he does wear leathers and not dodgy v-neck sweaters...
Now that
would be a sight to behold!
Posted: 03 Sep 2005, 18:31
by Mrs. Snowey
Boy-next-door-circa 1959
or
leather-encased von sinister
Either way, 9 out of 10 meerkats prefer him
Still the same haircut tho'
Posted: 03 Sep 2005, 19:02
by Thea
Mrs. Snowey wrote:
Either way, 9 out of 10 meerkats prefer him
Still the same haircut tho'
Meercats with sinister haircuts?
Posted: 03 Sep 2005, 21:43
by Mrs. Snowey
d00mw0lf wrote:Mrs. Snowey wrote:
Either way, 9 out of 10 meerkats prefer him
Still the same haircut tho'
Meercats with sinister haircuts?
Nah. Meerkats have more of a beatles-mop-top look if anything. Although that might be the way forward for when He descends in a blaze of glory into the barbers
Posted: 04 Sep 2005, 01:37
by boudicca
Mrs. Snowey wrote:Boy-next-door-circa 1959
or
leather-encased von sinister
Leather-encased von sinister circa
1959...
Posted: 04 Sep 2005, 12:58
by Mrs. Snowey
boudicca wrote:Mrs. Snowey wrote:Boy-next-door-circa 1959
or
leather-encased von sinister
Leather-encased von sinister circa
1959...
Do you feel the same way... 
Posted: 04 Sep 2005, 14:16
by boudicca
Living on vodka
Living in Hull...
Posted: 04 Sep 2005, 23:00
by Mrs. Snowey
boudicca wrote:Living on vodka
Living in Hull...
Put that with
The Supergrass Song and we could have the makings of a concept album
