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Pista wrote:Fox News. Please take a bow
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EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:A goth in a white house!
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... :lol: :lol: ...
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mh wrote:One of the all-time great headlines: Man in underpants attacks French bird activists with shovel
"Slipgate"
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mh wrote:One of the all-time great headlines: Man in underpants attacks French bird activists with shovel
"Slipgate"
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Attacks at Paris's Bataclan

ISIS attacked Bataclan "as the venue hosted a party of perversion" ...

f**k OFF isis !!! ... :evil: :evil: :evil: ... there's nothing more perverse than killing.
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Being645 wrote:Attacks at Paris's Bataclan

ISIS attacked Bataclan "as the venue hosted a party of perversion" ...

f**k OFF isis !!! ... :evil: :evil: :evil: ... there's nothing more perverse than killing.
They smashed statues with hammers. Destroy ancient monuments with explosives. They burned libraries. They behead people. They sold girls into slavery. And many more. No surprise that they don't like music either...
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Being645 wrote:Attacks at Paris's Bataclan

ISIS attacked Bataclan "as the venue hosted a party of perversion" ...

f**k OFF isis !!! ... :evil: :evil: :evil: ... there's nothing more perverse than killing.
They smashed statues with hammers. Destroy ancient monuments with explosives. They burned libraries. They behead people. They sold girls into slavery. And many more. No surprise that they don't like music either...
Paris, Baghdad, Beirut... plus natural disasters around the world. Were the 13th/14th of November 2015 extraordinarily bad days or does it just seem that way because a European city was attacked?
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rien wrote:
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Being645 wrote:Attacks at Paris's Bataclan

ISIS attacked Bataclan "as the venue hosted a party of perversion" ...

f**k OFF isis !!! ... :evil: :evil: :evil: ... there's nothing more perverse than killing.
They smashed statues with hammers. Destroy ancient monuments with explosives. They burned libraries. They behead people. They sold girls into slavery. And many more. No surprise that they don't like music either...
Paris, Baghdad, Beirut... plus natural disasters around the world. Were the 13th/14th of November 2015 extraordinarily bad days or does it just seem that way because a European city was attacked?
It was a new quality to attack a concert venue ... well, except for the Musical Theatre in Moscow some time ago. But on that occasion, it was only one venue and not several cafés in addition. It looks like soon you can't go even on the weekend market anywhere without a chance of such a thing to happen. Just like anywhere in the Middle East ... only because some pubescents without a brain need the feeling of power at least once (and finally) in their sad life. No reason for joy, for nobody. Hell, why don't they just give drugs a try at least, if they need to feel good, instead of putting their entire life (and the life of plenty innocent people including children) at stake. Because it's forbidden and they obey, pah, what a youth ... :( :( :( ...
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sultan2075 wrote:Ain't multiculturalism grand?
ISIS certainly hate multiculturalism (or as they call it "the grey zone" where Muslims and non-Muslims live side-by-side in the west).

This new wave of terrorism by ISIS is aimed at destroying multiculturalism/"the grey zone" according to a number of statements ISIS have released.
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French airport suffers air traffic control chaos as its Windows 3.1 OS crashes

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Pista wrote:French airport suffers air traffic control chaos as its Windows 3.1 OS crashes

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... :lol: ... at least that proves there is no urgent need to change to Windows 10 ... :lol: ...
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Vermin Supreme for President
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Honestly a bit bloody POB Hilary Benn today. While he has his father's flair for oratory, I can't see Wedgie supporting this extension of military action without a firmer rationale than Cameron has presented.
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There's stupid & then there's this lot
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This sounds like typical Daily Onion. People can't be that stupid, authotiries can't be that stupid to listen such stupid people. They just can not be that stupid. :eek:
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