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Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 17 Sep 2020, 09:20
by Pista
Malaysia Day poster pulled due to a design blunder. Oh bum.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 17 Sep 2020, 11:12
by markfiend
Pista wrote: 17 Sep 2020, 09:20 Malaysia Day poster pulled due to a design blunder. Oh bum.
Reminds me of when Susan Boyle's new album was promoted on twitter with the hashtag #susanalbumparty

Edit to add: The (apocryphal) story that PowerGen were setting up an Italian subsidiary and registered powergenitalia.com

And I'm not even going to mention Pen Island

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 17 Sep 2020, 11:41
by Pista
:lol:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 18 Sep 2020, 17:14
by Pista

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 19 Sep 2020, 05:07
by CamilleDeville
markfiend wrote: 17 Sep 2020, 11:12
Pista wrote: 17 Sep 2020, 09:20 Malaysia Day poster pulled due to a design blunder. Oh bum.
Reminds me of when Susan Boyle's new album was promoted on twitter with the hashtag #susanalbumparty

Edit to add: The (apocryphal) story that PowerGen were setting up an Italian subsidiary and registered powergenitalia.com

And I'm not even going to mention Pen Island
:lol: That’s hilarious

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 19 Sep 2020, 15:13
by Pista

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 19 Sep 2020, 15:39
by OLDFART
Pista wrote: 19 Sep 2020, 15:13 That's not a hair clip
Nice :eek:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 20 Sep 2020, 10:02
by Pista
"I started The Car Park Appreciation Society 10 years ago but but nobody has joined," he said. "It's a bit sad."

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 21 Sep 2020, 17:15
by Pista
There's an alpaca on the pitch. He thinks it's all over

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 24 Sep 2020, 16:37
by EvilBastard
If you come across an Asian-looking trader on your local market selling suspiciously-underpriced condoms, beware.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 24 Sep 2020, 17:43
by Pista
EvilBastard wrote: 24 Sep 2020, 16:37 If you come across an Asian-looking trader on your local market selling suspiciously-underpriced condoms, beware.
:eek: :urff:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 25 Sep 2020, 09:01
by Pista
Suddenly. Crabs.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 25 Sep 2020, 09:17
by Quiff Boy
:o

f**k that

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 25 Sep 2020, 09:47
by Pista
Quiff Boy wrote: 25 Sep 2020, 09:17 :o

f**k that
:lol:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 26 Sep 2020, 12:20
by Pista
I put it to the court that the defendant broke my client's hand. With his face

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 28 Sep 2020, 12:20
by Pista
Japan declares war on *checks notes*.... fax machines

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 29 Sep 2020, 08:58
by Pista
If you're going to try to spring your wife from jail by hijacking a helicopter do not - and I cannot stress this bit enough - DO NOT book the chopper with your own name then spend the flight being airsick.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 30 Sep 2020, 14:32
by Pista
"It is not funny one bit, not funny at all."..... Yes. Yes it is

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 01 Oct 2020, 09:43
by Pista
UK wildlife park decides it would rather not have its parrots tell visitors all about their lovely fcuking plumage

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 01 Oct 2020, 09:52
by Quiff Boy
Pista wrote: 01 Oct 2020, 09:43 UK wildlife park decides it would rather not have its parrots tell visitors all about their lovely fcuking plumage
those parrots are my f**king spirit animal :lol:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 01 Oct 2020, 10:02
by Pista
Quiff Boy wrote: 01 Oct 2020, 09:52
Pista wrote: 01 Oct 2020, 09:43 UK wildlife park decides it would rather not have its parrots tell visitors all about their lovely fcuking plumage
those parrots are my f**king spirit animal :lol:
Reminds me of this

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 01 Oct 2020, 10:21
by Quiff Boy
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i always loved unlucky alf.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 02 Oct 2020, 17:28
by Pista
From the article: The new titanium space toilet will help astronauts "boldly go" during deep-space missions.
But, due to panic buying, toilet paper won't be sent until the next cargo flight.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 02 Oct 2020, 21:30
by iesus
This reminds me of this ;D

Howard :notworthy: :notworthy:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 04 Oct 2020, 09:21
by Pista
Some alcohol may have been involved