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Posted: 03 May 2011, 23:02
by Sita
million voices wrote:I think it is rather nice that they waited until after THE Wedding so he did get to know what the dress looked like.
The German chancellor said in a press conference, she was "very happy that OBinL has been killed".
Now the newspapers are full of eyebrow raising on how she could have said such a thing. I don't get it. Everyone says politicians are hypocrites. Then one (I bet in an accident) says the truth, and people still moan
Posted: 03 May 2011, 23:05
by Meat Whiplash
Elton John's just rush released a new charity single - 'Sandal in the Bin'
Posted: 04 May 2011, 12:05
by markfiend
I can see the Fox headlines now: "African-American orders death of 64-year-old spiritual leader"
I also hear that Donald Trump is already demanding to see the death certificate (long-form version).
Posted: 04 May 2011, 14:56
by DeWinter
Did you see Obama ripping in to Trump in that press conference where he showed his "birth video"? Was pretty funny seeing Trumps face. Never quite understood Trump being such a big deal anyway. His debts outstrip his assets by millions.
lazarus corporation wrote:Unfortunately now the CPS gets its chance to try to get the PC off the hook (usual excuses being "prosecution not in the public interest", "not enough evidence","he's a copper and they're our mates" etc) before any possibility of a trial.
Aye, there was some jiggery-pokery beforehand if memory serves. The CPS dragged out their decision about criminal proceedings for so long that the time elapsed that would have allowed a civil suit.
(BTW, apologies for my last remark to you. In a foul mood at the time, but thats no excuse.)
Posted: 04 May 2011, 17:48
by lazarus corporation
DeWinter wrote:(BTW, apologies for my last remark to you. In a foul mood at the time, but thats no excuse.)
No problem at all - I've had days like that.
Posted: 11 May 2011, 18:33
by lazarus corporation
Meanwhile, in Brighton news:
Fighting nuns! by
fred pipes, on Flickr
Posted: 13 May 2011, 18:15
by Sita
Should be a hell of a fight
Posted: 13 May 2011, 20:11
by lazarus corporation
Sita wrote:Should be a hell of a fight
All it needs now is for the
Lady Boys of Bangkok (who are currently also in town) to join in...
Posted: 20 May 2011, 08:13
by paint it black
Posted: 23 May 2011, 23:44
by paint it black
just in case you don't have a telly - the 'beast' in Ireland
very funny
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13507728
Posted: 24 May 2011, 17:38
by Bartek
Posted: 24 May 2011, 17:43
by Pista
Posted: 24 May 2011, 17:51
by James Blast
the dick's said his calculations are out and it's October now... some people never learns
Posted: 24 May 2011, 17:57
by Pista
James Blast wrote:the dick's said his calculations are out and it's October now... some people never learns
Perhaps someone hit the "Rapture snooze button"
I like this comment.
Over the weekend, he said, he had returned to the scripture and it had "dawned" on him that a "merciful and compassionate God" would spare humanity by compressing the apocalyptic destruction into a shorter time frame.
Posted: 24 May 2011, 18:06
by James Blast
he's rilly aff his chump
I'd like it noted here that I am spending my hard earned pension on stupid sh
it like big massif swelling tellys, Mac PowerBooks, patio furniture, water features, more speakers, beer, fags and Chinese Food
Posted: 09 Jun 2011, 10:55
by Pista
World's most pierced woman gets married to balding civil servant
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... rvant.html
Very "low-key" huh?
National news paper & internet coverage.
Do you think she has problems at airports?
Posted: 10 Jun 2011, 09:22
by markfiend
Posted: 10 Jun 2011, 10:42
by Pista
This tickled me today. Another quality piece from the Beeb.
Leicester City Council 'not ready' for zombie attack
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-le ... e-13713798
Zombie letter in full
Dear Leicester City Council,
Can you please let us know what provisions you have in place in the event of a zombie invasion? Having watched several films it is clear that preparation for such an event is poor and one that councils throughout the kingdom must prepare for.
Please provide any information you may have.
Yours faithfully,
Concerned Citizen
Posted: 10 Jun 2011, 11:07
by weebleswobble
BRAINS!
Posted: 15 Jun 2011, 10:49
by James Blast
Posted: 15 Jun 2011, 11:15
by Quiff Boy
go doc!!
this is what he should have said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLEMT2yF ... e=youtu.be
note: the audio is
NSFW
Posted: 15 Jun 2011, 14:37
by markfiend
I'm not a particular fan of Joss Stone but I think
killing her would have been a bit much. o.O
Posted: 17 Jun 2011, 10:50
by Pista
Following on from this
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-le ... e-13713798
....this
Zombie enthusiasts plan to 'attack' Leicester
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-13790428
"There's a pub that has offered the zombies refuge after our 'attack', so we'll probably do that,"
I wonder if it's called The Winchester??
Posted: 17 Jun 2011, 12:10
by timsinister
...and wait for all this to blow over.
Posted: 17 Jun 2011, 12:46
by Pista
