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I sincerely hope that this is someone stealing from The Onion... then again, there's that time an American school fired a teacher because he used the word "homophone".
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rien wrote:I sincerely hope that this is someone stealing from The Onion...
It's a nice though, but we're dealing with merkins here. Some of them are lovely people; others...

...well, there's a legend that the reason that some states didn't adopt daylight saving was that the farmers didn't think that their livestock could deal with the extra hour of daylight.
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In this case, gentlemen, it was a comment made by one idiot at a town meeting, and then subsequently blown out of proportion. The reason the solar farm zoning request was denied was concern about home values should land zoned for agricultural use be re-zoned for manufacturing use.
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That sound much more rational than "suck up all the energy from the sun".
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Pro-tip for drivers: Cartoon tunnels only work in cartoons
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Pista wrote:Pro-tip for drivers: Cartoon tunnels only work in cartoons
To be fair, if it's dark and the driver has really bad night vision or something.. I can only imagine the shock they must've had, meeting a wall where they thought there wouldn't be one!
(Although I just realised that you would notice in advance that the light from your headlights reflects back weird)
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Loads of strength and best to those affected by the current floodings in Leeds and elsewhere in the North ...
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Being645 wrote:Loads of strength and best to those affected by the current floodings in Leeds and elsewhere in the North ...
Just been reading about how the York flood barrier was actually opened to avoid an electrical incident.
Sure Cameron's going to get a warm welcome up there today......not.
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Robot cops are here

Someone is big fan of Daleks :roll:
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iesus wrote:Robot cops are here

Someone is big fan of Daleks :roll:
Disgusting ... :urff: ... this will surely provoke quite a few snipers ...
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Bill Murray to stand for President

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2016 continues to take its toll on the entertainment world
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Canadians are so nice and I'm sure that they already apoligised for Nickelback thousands of Times.
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:lol:
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Bartek wrote:
Canadians are so nice and I'm sure that they already apoligised for Nickelback thousands of Times.
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If immediate public reaction is, "What the hell have they done?", Your restoration technique might need a bit of tweaking
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Pista wrote:If immediate public reaction is, "What the hell have they done?", Your restoration technique might need a bit of tweaking
You know you're on your way to an architecture prize when even Soviet brutalism looks tasteful in comparison.
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Pista wrote:If immediate public reaction is, "What the hell have they done?", Your restoration technique might need a bit of tweaking
You know you're on your way to an architecture prize when even Soviet brutalism looks tasteful in comparison.
Nobody expects the Spanish restoration!
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Pista wrote:If immediate public reaction is, "What the hell have they done?", Your restoration technique might need a bit of tweaking
You know you're on your way to an architecture prize when even Soviet brutalism looks tasteful in comparison.
I love Soviet brutalism its stunning architecture, ok I just love brutalism.
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Alex66 wrote:I love Soviet brutalism its stunning architecture, ok I just love brutalism.
You have to give it to them, at least they had some ideas.
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I like it, honestly. I see it as canvas for what's left from that castle. Consider that not as restoration it self, but as preservation.
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I know. Let's hold an open internet vote to decide the name of our new £200 million research ship. What could possibly go wrong?
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Pista wrote:If immediate public reaction is, "What the hell have they done?", Your restoration technique might need a bit of tweaking
at the end of the day its no worse than the new coverntry cathedral. in fact its much less ugly.
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