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Pista wrote:I know. Let's hold an open internet vote to decide the name of our new £200 million research ship. What could possibly go wrong?

it could be so much worse- "RRS Spunk Bubble" would have been my nomination.

From today's "what could possibly go wrong?" files: Microsoft's AI chatbot takes to twitter

Pista wrote:From today's "what could possibly go wrong?" files: Microsoft's AI chatbot takes to twitter

Oh yes, this one's gonna end well.

mh wrote:

Pista wrote:From today's "what could possibly go wrong?" files: Microsoft's AI chatbot takes to twitter

Oh yes, this one's gonna end well.

It's already showing Trump-like tendencies


edit: Looks like microsoft had enough

Ok this sounds a bit mad
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016 ... g-vhs-tape

Pista wrote:From today's "what could possibly go wrong?" files: Microsoft's AI chatbot takes to twitter

Internet can shatter, destroy, spit, trash not only humans, as we see. Well done (some) people.

Just in time for easter, Chris is risen

Way to go Chris!

Pista wrote:Just in time for easter, Chris is risen

Way to go Chris!

Jesus!

Remember that Microsoft chatbot that went full-on nazi on twitter?
Yeah, well they turned it back on & it started smoking dope in front of the cops

That's how they rollin'. And in the meantime policitians are strongly supporting fighting tax aviodance. Anyone is seriously and really suprised by this?
We can only chose dogs that are gonna barking at us and biting us.

Bartek wrote:That's how they rollin'. And in the meantime policitians are strongly supporting fighting tax aviodance. Anyone is seriously and really suprised by this?
We can only chose dogs that are gonna barking at us and biting us.

Are we surprised are we f**k, with nigh on 40 years of the mantra of greed is good trickle down p*ss flood economics mantra BS. That none but poverty has risen up to see we have been ripped right royally off.

Apparently the intertubes are buzzing with speculation about the injunction banning the identification of those involved in the "celebrity threesome".

Since I am not in England, and therefore not subject to the injunction, I am able to share the details of the celebrities concerned.

Good morning officers. Could you test the purity of my cocaine please?

That's very nice of her that she brought evidence and turn herself out to police. If I were her attorney I would ask to lower sentence, and not because is clearly stupidity but because of aformentioned facts.

cocaines inflated price and "emperors new clothes" mentality of being "f**ked" on a toothache cure is no accident as it is almost god-given to sell to idiots (at 10 times its price at least).
when people with the more requisite number of neurons buy speed for a 10th of the price it doesnt need to be checked by a third party cuz you f**king KNOW when its working....

Drug prohibition plays a part. If cocaine was legal and the trade well-regulated, you'd know that it met certain minimum standards of purity. A large proportion of the harm claimed to be done by illegal drugs is actually done by the adulterants that dealers cut the stuff with.

On the flip side, if it was legalised officially, you can bet your backside it would still be cut with other stuff, maybe not so dangerous, so as to maintain maximum prophet.

ive had the purest possible bolivian straight off the block and it's still a kindergarten drug compared to methedrine. or angel dust- now there's a proper drug.

Donald Trump is more unpopular than lice, Nickelback: Watch Rachel Maddow read a hilarious list of things more popular than Trump

http://www.salon.com/2016/05/10/donald_ ... han_trump/

Nickelback? Unbelievable...

So what does that pool says, when it comes to fact that Trump will be running for president of US of A? Is there an info (I checked it very quickly) when that pool was taken? If it was after it's almost certain that Trump will be, in fact the only one that will run for president under GOP flag, that it's just hilarious (but i can see good point in going such pool). Anyhow:

Whitby mock grave yard proposed because....goths

Cornwall council tells village taxi firm they can't take the p!ss

Pista wrote:Whitby mock grave yard proposed because....goths

" ..amid fears it isn't being used respectfully..."

well at least it's being used. goths and darklings are just as unlikely to dig up graves as straights, and only slightly more likely to have sex on top of one. i presume the council are more than happy to take the goths money. what an complete load of utter bollocks.

Pista wrote:Cornwall council tells village taxi firm they can't take the p!ss

I believe that BUdapest Taxi Transport Services offends them too