Heartland

If you're a navy officer in charge of nuclear weapons, turning up for duty drunk with a bag of BBQ chicken might be frowned upon

No!. Not stimulation. I said, "simulation".

Pista wrote: ↑16 Oct 2020, 08:38 Corruption cash hidden in my buttocks? What am I? Some kind of a$$hole?

I think there is winner to this with more filthy riches

Whilst I fully support Andy Burnham in what's going on right now I can't shake the feeling he looks like a supporting character in a crap 90's Hugh Grant movie.

Hahah!

You're not wrong, @Phil

Om a related note, we've created a rather topical ltd edition tee that we are selling to raise money for a local foodbank:

Mens: https://mancstpauli.co.uk/shop/t-shirts ... s-t-shirt/
Womens: https://mancstpauli.co.uk/shop/t-shirts ... d-t-shirt/

You know we're edging closer to peak 2020 when escaped cloned female mutant crayfish take over a Belgian cemetery

Calling occupants of interplanetary craft....

Corporal Alexander Zherebtsov in big trouble with Major Faux Pas

Swinnow wrote: ↑24 Oct 2020, 14:02

Calling occupants of interplanetary craft....

Lovely to see such laser lights again ... ...
I remember a time when one could see them almost every weekend over here and that was just too much.
But now for once on a special occasion it's pretty ... ...

Lovely house for sale in the States.

The 3D tour is especially good: https://www.redfin.com/KY/Louisville/88 ... e/84240362

Floodmoon!

"Experts say that water-ice could form the basis of a future lunar economy, once we've figured out how to extract it."

It's 2020 and nothing is going to fuel divisions in society more than *checks notes* how to fold towels

Woolworths is (apparently) returning.

Tory austerity, child poverty, overt racism, mass unemployment, closed borders... and now Woolworths.

We love the 1970s here in the UK, clearly.

Quiff Boy wrote: ↑27 Oct 2020, 12:23 Woolworths is (apparently) returning.

Tory austerity, child poverty, overt racism, mass unemployment, closed borders... and now Woolworths.

We love the 1970s here in the UK, clearly.

Apparently it was a hoax.
Not the 1970s bit. The Woolworth's bit

Pista wrote: ↑27 Oct 2020, 15:39 Not the 1970s bit.

Hah!

That was the good bit though!

Without addressing her attire, she passed the floor to a fellow health advisor who donned an anthropomorphic onsie....

Pista wrote: ↑24 Oct 2020, 09:01 You know we're edging closer to peak 2020 when [url=https://www.ampgoo.com/escaped-cloned-f ... n-cemetery]escaped cloned female mutant crayfish take over a Belgian cemetery[/url

@Spiggy Sage - want some of these?

To be fair, in the wrong hands, leeks can be dangerous weapons

Khan stated that he later realised the “genie” was actually just one of the men in disguise

Pista wrote: ↑27 Oct 2020, 12:15 It's 2020 and nothing is going to fuel divisions in society more than *checks notes* how to fold towels

That's nothing - ask people the correct way to hang them on the washing line...

Debaser wrote: ↑02 Nov 2020, 11:53

Pista wrote: ↑27 Oct 2020, 12:15 It's 2020 and nothing is going to fuel divisions in society more than *checks notes* how to fold towels

That's nothing - ask people the correct way to hang them on the washing line...

Oh yes. I have also had similar arguments about how to hang jeans on the washing line

Move over nationwide lockdowns, election rigging & extremist attacks. Here's a duck wearing a bow tie setting off a car alarm.

At risk of causing a Civil War, please do tell me how are you and your jeans on the line?

I am only aware of two ways: legs pointing down or legs pointing up.

I’m not precious about either, but love the idea that some people are. For me it largely depends on how thick the waistband is - for example jeans have a thick waistband so I don’t like to put pegs over them as it may stop them drying properly whereas other trousers with a sinner waistband benefit from being hung by the tops to avoid creating peg marks at the bottom of the legs.

(fascinating insight for you there!)

Research suggests you might not actually need to wash your jeans at all.