Heartland

ewww!

but they get stinky, and get that strange texture were they don't quite feel right

Ex-Mission drummer Steve Spring has died. He was just 54.
He was also in Curve in the late 90s. RIP.

If you have not yet received your Emotional-Support Canadian, one will be assigned to you shortly

But why?

Actual headline: There is no evidence to support claims that Lady Gaga is a witch

I only went in for a chicken



https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... s-19243834

Nature is healing... Thessaloniki after some days in lockdown and...



amazing

Bridges can be bastards. Here's the UK's top 10 most bastardy ones

This sounds like a league for bridges with table and rank and all

A fair few of them seem to be in East Anglia. I appreciate it is the back of beyond, and little has or will happen there, but surely this is taking 'making your own entertainment' a step too far.

ELY - Very famous low bridge. Always mentioned in The Weekly newspaper for crashes

In these troubled times, the Bognor Regis Observer asks the burning question that we all need an answer to. Is Bob an acceptable name for a fish?

Nobody expects The Spanish Restoration!

Dear Parents. We would like to ask that, should you be late in arriving, please DO NOT throw your children over the school fence

Our long, national nightmare is finally over

Can well be, but oh hell - The Mirror and I'm not in the mood to object some 500+ cookies from their advertising data collecting partners.

Grannies Gegen Nazis

Pista wrote: ↑15 Nov 2020, 11:09 Grannies Gegen Nazis

Love it

Pista wrote: ↑15 Nov 2020, 11:09 Grannies Gegen Nazis

Your Granny may be unable to programme the video* but youre never too old to spot a cunt ...


*for the dumbasses amongst you this is an intentioinal self-deprecating p*ss-take with regards to my age to acknowledge the fact that -as my much younger girlfriend constantly reminds me- I am "almost dead".

Even chubby parrot can't win bird of the year without claims of election rigging

Pista wrote: ↑15 Nov 2020, 11:09 Grannies Gegen Nazis

If anyone is thinking about getting t-shirts printed with "Omas Gegen Rechts" and a fist smashing a swastika on, put me down for a couple - perfect xmas pressie for my mum.

So apparently if you're a male-identifying person and you wear a dress on the cover of a fashion magazine, you're "undermining masculinity".

EvilBastard wrote: ↑17 Nov 2020, 01:59 So apparently if you're a male-identifying person and you wear a dress on the cover of a fashion magazine, you're "undermining masculinity".

so delicate. so fragile.

EvilBastard wrote: ↑17 Nov 2020, 01:59 So apparently if you're a male-identifying person and you wear a dress on the cover of a fashion magazine, you're "undermining masculinity".

Ben Shapiro accusing anyone of being a "full-on idiot" is projection so strong I'm surprised it hasn't been seen on the moon.