Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:46
Blast, I think yours is too long and too uneven for my liking if I may say so.James Blast wrote:
My case rests, m'lud.
Page 3 of 4
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:50
Long and thin goes too far incanon docre wrote:Blast, I think yours is too long and too uneven for my liking if I may say so.James Blast wrote:
My case rests, m'lud.
Short and thick just does the trick..................is one from School I remember
eh...........................coat?
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:52
indeed, and this happened
I am shocked and stunned!
that reply was aimed at the Hom_C BTW, but thanks for your input
I am shocked and stunned!
that reply was aimed at the Hom_C BTW, but thanks for your input
Posted: 28 Feb 2006, 23:58
I'm really glad I never mentioned I used to play the recorder at school 
.
You filthy bastards!
*walks off tutting, Mary Whitehouse stylee*...
.You filthy bastards!
*walks off tutting, Mary Whitehouse stylee*...
Posted: 01 Mar 2006, 00:03
how, but....boudicca wrote:You filthy bastards!
what did I say now?
Posted: 01 Mar 2006, 00:15
Yeah, as if that was the worst a man could do...scotty wrote:
BTW, there's no' a man on the planet who hasn't tried
Posted: 01 Mar 2006, 00:26
just think of the lyrics to Jesus Built My HotrodBadlander wrote:Yeah, as if that was the worst a man could do...scotty wrote:
BTW, there's no' a man on the planet who hasn't tried
Posted: 01 Mar 2006, 08:31
But it just so happens that in one's teenage years, it's quite possible.scotty wrote:BTW, there's no' a man on the planet who hasn't tried
Posted: 01 Mar 2006, 08:41
I wondered when you were going to post that 
Posted: 01 Mar 2006, 08:49
Was this teenager particularly skinny ?Dark wrote:But it just so happens that in one's teenage years, it's quite possible.scotty wrote:BTW, there's no' a man on the planet who hasn't tried
Cos you know, some other teens can't do that no matter what. 
Posted: 01 Mar 2006, 08:51
These teenagers were fairly skinny, but one's back isn't up to it anymore. That said, I know of less skinny people who can...why are we discussing this on open forum? ;-;
Posted: 01 Mar 2006, 09:26
Now we could have some fun trying to find the relation with the Sisters.Motz wrote:These teenagers were fairly skinny, but one's back isn't up to it anymore. That said, I know of less skinny people who can...why are we discussing this on open forum? ;-;
Maybe we're all under the influence of the recently released Revolting cocks album. Even those who haven't heard it, and even those who won't. So is the Power of Lard !
Posted: 01 Mar 2006, 10:04
I think we have a new contender for the Most Derailed Thread ever.
Now, if you'll excuse me I have a bottle of bleach and a spare half hour to scrape out my eyes, screaming "Why, God? Why?"
Now, if you'll excuse me I have a bottle of bleach and a spare half hour to scrape out my eyes, screaming "Why, God? Why?"
Posted: 01 Mar 2006, 10:07
timsinister wrote: "Why, God? Why?"
And you playing the 'waving Jesus' I suppose? Posted: 01 Mar 2006, 10:14
it was all Homs and scottys fault.timsinister wrote:I think we have a new contender for the Most Derailed Thread ever.
Now, if you'll excuse me I have a bottle of bleach and a spare half hour to scrape out my eyes, screaming "Why, God? Why?"
Posted: 01 Mar 2006, 10:16
Scared Jesus, more like!MadameButterfly wrote:timsinister wrote: "Why, God? Why?"
Bloody d00mw0lf, taking advantage of a drunken idiot.They made you bring up the bloody rib rumour, did they?canon_docre wrote:it was all Homs and scottys fault
Posted: 01 Mar 2006, 10:29
timsinister wrote:They made you bring up the bloody rib rumour, did they?canon_docre wrote:it was all Homs and scottys fault
I know I know. In the light of the day it looks all so wrong. Posted: 01 Mar 2006, 10:33
sshh..it's okay, I'll say IZ made me do it!canon docre wrote:
Oh and sticking to the thread, I like to play with my kids, we roll around in the snow and get cold noses and ears, you know, fun stuff in this cold weather....
Posted: 01 Mar 2006, 11:05
Are we done with the nasty stuff ? I had one more comment but I'm shy and I'm afraid you may call me a pervert.
Posted: 01 Mar 2006, 11:07
We're a broad church. Make it
Posted: 01 Mar 2006, 11:44
Best.
Thread.
Ever.
Posted: 01 Mar 2006, 13:16
Thanks.Motz wrote:We're a broad church. Make it
You know, some people want to have a couple ribs removed. Some other get stuck in the bathtube for trying to commit that very same act of felony.
I just say it happens...
Posted: 01 Mar 2006, 13:19
Posted: 01 Mar 2006, 13:59
Could you please point me to an emoticon bank somewhere in that big scary thing called the Internet ?markfiend wrote:
Best.
Thread.
Ever.
Some of you guys have such great ones !
Posted: 01 Mar 2006, 14:19
and there goes my hoping, we would not be that broad.Badlander wrote:Thanks.Motz wrote:We're a broad church. Make it
You know, some people want to have a couple ribs removed. Some other get stuck in the bathtube for trying to commit that very same act of felony.
I just say it happens...