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i was in a wedding shop, and the assistant asked if i was thinking of buying a muff... i had to take mr strange out. he was... disconcerted...

i did explain, bless.

It's somethinng you eat

MadameButterfly wrote:

CarpetKisser;-) wrote:Perhaps sex shops should introduce bars / coffee etc for those embarrassed people. "Ooo, i'm thirsty, i'll just pop into BondageBucks for a large one and a muffin"

What is a muffin where you come from?

Billy Connolly described it as "growling at the badger"

emilystrange wrote:i was in a wedding shop, and the assistant asked if i was thinking of buying a muff... i had to take mr strange out. he was... disconcerted...

i did explain, bless.

:notworthy:I hope you were able to remove him from the establishment before he blurted out "Christ! You don't think I'd be marrying her if I hadn't found out if she already had one, do you?!":notworthy:

it was VERY posh shop.. he was just.. too gobsmacked for speech

MadameButterfly wrote:

CarpetKisser;-) wrote:Perhaps sex shops should introduce bars / coffee etc for those embarrassed people. "Ooo, i'm thirsty, i'll just pop into BondageBucks for a large one and a muffin"

What is a muffin where you come from?

A muffin is a sponge / cake, but as you have probably guessed from our not-very-cryptic-messages, the word muff is a slang word for.........

also, there was a 50's cartoon called muffin the mule (tee hee), often followed by the line "that is a criminal offence" (tee hee, again)
http://www.muffin-the-mule.com/

*Still snickering* Cripes, my abs are getting a workout and I'm not even at the gym!

show us yer abs, sinny!

No way! Gimme a few more months...

CarpetKisser;-) wrote:It's somethinng you eat

Ignoring your above ^^^^ post....

I KNOW THAT! Although piccies would NOT be work safe!

@ ems ~ now my posh lady, have we worked out how to, on the dance floor yet?

@ SINsister ~ hon, do you know how to do it on the dance floor?
Gym...yeah sometimes it looks like the men have swallowed those balls...

i don't own any, debs... i'm a good girl...

aww sinny... come on... pecs?

Bwahahaha! Newp.

*sobs*

i've only every really seen your haircut and lipstick!

MadameButterfly wrote:@ SINsister ~ hon, do you know how to do it on the dance floor?

What is "it"?

(It's it).

emilystrange wrote:*sobs*

i've only every really seen your haircut and lipstick!

Hey, hon - even folks who know me in person haven't seen much more! HA!

this lot have seen some of my legs, i think...

emilystrange wrote:this lot have seen some of my legs, i think...

Some of your legs? You a centipede or summat?

Why are they called 'sex shops', I mean they don't sell sex? Accessories and Devices Shops' would be more like it.

is this a 'coat' moment?

James Blast wrote:Why are they called 'sex shops', I mean they don't sell sex? Accessories and Devices Shops' would be more like it.

Yeah, but that makes it sound like B&Q, James.

(Having said that there's probably plenty of "implements" in there that could keep a lonely housewife occupied for a week...! )

boudicca wrote:

James Blast wrote:Why are they called 'sex shops', I mean they don't sell sex? Accessories and Devices Shops' would be more like it.

Yeah, but that makes it sound like B&Q, James.

(Having said that there's probably plenty of "implements" in there that could keep a lonely housewife occupied for a week...! )

I'm just off down the A&D dear, I need to get some lubricated rawlplugs, back in an hour.

Now what's B&Q and A&D then?

Obviousman wrote:Now what's B&Q and A&D then?

B&Q - Bollocks & Quims?

B&Q is a D.I.Y store

Cheers

Bleach + Eyes.