Post Counting Whores

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i don't do banana flavour things on the principle that they don't taste of 'nanas..but coconut mushrooms are scrummy! ;D
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:coconut mushrooms are scrummy! ;D
Indeed they are :notworthy:
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lazarus corporation wrote:
Johnny M wrote:What's the difference between PCW and Trolls?
"Trolls" start deliberately inflamatory threads, Johnny, and "post counting whores" respond to them.
Hmm ... so is it possible to be a Troll and a Post Counting Whore at the same time? :?:

* nudges the thread into a slightly more philosophical direction *
lazarus corporation wrote:Right, that's me another post closer to 3000.
:lol:

* Johnny spots 2000 beckoning on the horizon ... *
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canon docre wrote:which makes you a PCW and Johnny a Troll. :lol: :innocent:
Or am I both? Or neither? Why am I alive? Does God exist? Who's Bill? (See previous PCWesque post).

* goes off to muse with his Muse. *
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Obviously I could have combined both my above posts into one if I wasn't so trollishly PCW. I think. :urff: :roll:
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Johnny M wrote:Obviously I could have combined both my above posts into one if I wasn't so trollishly PCW. I think. :urff: :roll:
indeed
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Waiting for another war...
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Motz wrote:Waiting for another war...
I have a couple going spare if you'd like to take one off my hands? No charge. Gratis. :wink:
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Johnny M wrote:
Motz wrote:Waiting for another war...
I have a couple going spare if you'd like to take one off my hands? No charge. Gratis. :wink:
Wars aren't for me, I prefer a vortex.
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Johnny M wrote:
Motz wrote:Waiting for another war...
I have a couple going spare if you'd like to take one off my hands? No charge. Gratis. :wink:
I want one too. I think it's about time...... :P
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Johnny M wrote:
Motz wrote:Waiting for another war...
I have a couple going spare if you'd like to take one off my hands? No charge. Gratis. :wink:
Close, Johnny Boy, but no cigar. Try harder :kiss:
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canon docre wrote:
Johnny M wrote:
Motz wrote:Waiting for another war...
I have a couple going spare if you'd like to take one off my hands? No charge. Gratis. :wink:
I want one too. I think it's about time...... :P
You're missing that 3:00am 'puff' and 3:05am '5' aren't you? How sweet. :wink:
canon docre wrote:What annoys me far more are those incredibly boring internal bla bla posts*, which are solely understandable and interesting for one person alone. Unfortunately you figure that out after you took the effort to read through it. Why not use pm instead?
:innocent: :lol:

* sigh * A woman's work is never done ... :roll:
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hallucienate wrote:
Johnny M wrote:
Motz wrote:Waiting for another war...
I have a couple going spare if you'd like to take one off my hands? No charge. Gratis. :wink:
Wars aren't for me, I prefer a vortex.
Now there's a Sunday evening thought ... :innocent:
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Motz wrote:
Johnny M wrote:
Motz wrote:Waiting for another war...
I have a couple going spare if you'd like to take one off my hands? No charge. Gratis. :wink:
Close, Johnny Boy, but no cigar. Try harder :kiss:
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Am I right :?: :)
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No, but it's certainly more interesting than my allusion to this turning into Valentine #3 :lol:
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canon docre wrote:What annoys me far more are those incredibly boring internal bla bla posts*, which are solely understandable and interesting for one person alone. Unfortunately you figure that out after you took the effort to read through it. Why not use pm instead?
Indeed.
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boudicca wrote:
canon docre wrote:What annoys me far more are those incredibly boring internal bla bla posts*, which are solely understandable and interesting for one person alone. Unfortunately you figure that out after you took the effort to read through it. Why not use pm instead?
Indeed.
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So, these Post Counting Whores, are there 25 of them in the room next door? :innocent:
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I really do think one ought to make sure that one is firmly ensconsed in a bricks and mortar abode before hurling pebbles hither and thither... :innocent: :von:
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boudicca wrote:I really do think one ought to make sure that one is firmly ensconsed in a bricks and mortar abode before hurling pebbles hither and thither... :innocent: :von:
rather than a transparent outhouse used to bring on flora?
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Are we talking glass houses here?
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I couldn't possibly comment. I'm being cryptic, y'see.

So I should probably stick a few of these :von: :von: :von: :von: :von: at the end of my post to denote that.

Am I cool yet?
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Depends. Is that smoke or dry ice? ;)
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Motz wrote:Depends. Is that smoke or dry ice? ;)
Dry ice, deffo 8) .
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Then yes, yes you are :von:
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