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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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wild bill buttock wrote:I've tried a Neph forum once but it was full of Foreign people speaking a bizarre form of pigeon English.
GOFFIC??? :lol: :innocent:
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Welcome, Wild Billy! Hope your stay here in the asylum is an interesting one... :twisted:


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wild bill buttock wrote:...Mystical s**t I believe was the term used.
"pretentious mystical s**t" as it says on the back of Ditch Dweller :notworthy:

@EMWK you must have been a SOUNDS reader too :notworthy: :lol:
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Here you are then;http://sumerland.devin.com/articles/nod ... oct91.html.
@Andy TG;Male pattern baldness is possibly the cruelest trick nature can play on the ageing goth.I paid an infrequent visit to Edwards in Birmingham a couple of years ago and I thought I had mistakenly entered a Max Wall lookalike convention.If it starts to happen to me I will have to do a Von;Shave the lot off,grow a goatee,throw out the frock coat and buy a string vest!
BTW This week I'm not a goth but i am now "The wrong sort of goth".People keep saying to me "So you're a goth,that means you like Marilyn Manson and wear clumpy boots and a leather trench coat then?" I always respond with the same comment " you've got the wrong sort of goth mate".
Forum smart arses can feel free to post comments along the lines of "all goths are the wrong sort of goths".
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wild bill buttock wrote:Here you are then;http://sumerland.devin.com/articles/nod ... oct91.html.
@Andy TG;Male pattern baldness is possibly the cruelest trick nature can play on the ageing goth.I paid an infrequent visit to Edwards in Birmingham a couple of years ago and I thought I had mistakenly entered a Max Wall lookalike convention.If it starts to happen to me I will have to do a Von;Shave the lot off,grow a goatee,throw out the frock coat and buy a string vest!
BTW This week I'm not a goth but i am now "The wrong sort of goth".People keep saying to me "So you're a goth,that means you like Marilyn Manson and wear clumpy boots and a leather trench coat then?" I always respond with the same comment " you've got the wrong sort of goth mate".
Forum smart arses can feel free to post comments along the lines of "all goths are the wrong sort of goths".
You'll be a Trad Goth then :wink: 8)
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scotty wrote:
You'll be a Trad Goth then :wink: 8)
Suppose I must be,does that mean I have to listen to trad jazz?If so, anyone know where I can download some "Kenny Jazz and his Ballmen"?
Back to bald goths;perhaps baldness accounts for why *snort* cyber goths wear those stupid wooly wigs.
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wild bill buttock wrote:
scotty wrote:
You'll be a Trad Goth then :wink: 8)
Suppose I must be,does that mean I have to listen to trad jazz?If so, anyone know where I can download some "Kenny Jazz and his Ballmen"?
Back to bald goths;perhaps baldness accounts for why *snort* cyber goths wear those stupid wooly wigs.

Trad Goth :eek: That will be me too WBB Mate :wink:

As for Trad Jazz - I much prefer my "Jimmy Smith" Hammond Organ Master :von:

I have been thinking of having a VON haircut for years. Shaved Head and Goatee. In fact i often have a Goatee Beard - Practice Like :D
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*fortunate not to have been hit by Male Pattern Baldness*






(yet)

Aye, count me in on the "trad-goth" front.

I can never understand why the cyber lot don't just admit that what they're listening to isn't "cyber-goth", it's techno. And bad techno at that, for the most part.
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markfiend wrote:*fortunate not to have been hit by Male Pattern Baldness*






(yet)

Aye, count me in on the "trad-goth" front.

I can never understand why the cyber lot don't just admit that what they're listening to isn't "cyber-goth", it's techno. And bad techno at that, for the most part.
How very right my friend.I left the Goth scene for a few years to follow a dance/techno path and was reluctant to come back when I discovered all my old haunts were full of twats with wooly hair and goggles doing Karate movement dancing to to the worst poppy techno I'd ever heard.Still must admit I've grown quite fond of Covenant,VNV and XPQ 21 over the last couple of years.
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I prefer "tad-goth" myself.
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C'mon then,I'll give you the feed line-what is TAd goth?
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wild bill buttock wrote:C'mon then,I'll give you the feed line-what is TAd goth?
It's a typo - he meant "Dad-Goth" :lol:

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This was a great thread, I'm for reviving it. :D

Hi, my name is James and I a bald fat old trad-gothImage
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Bunch of Arse?

that's an hotel room, right? :lol:
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hee yes.. tis winterinjuly time.

that's a trad goth arse, my boy.
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Hi my name is Jessica and I'm a blonde trad-goth (if that's possible)

Nice arse Miss Strange.
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Why not? :notworthy:

Hi, my name is Michael and I'm an auburn haired lanky-streak-of-p!ss Trad Goth.
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Hello............my name's Keith and I'm an Alcoho..........eh, sorry, wrong Forum :innocent:
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not necessarily..

thank you, miss jessica. may blessings shower themselves upon yours.
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My name is Stephen, weebleswobble, wibblywobbly, Mr Wobble, Mr Weeble, WW an I'm a baldy ging-er trad goth 8)
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to say the truth, I'm not so sure anymore what exactly a trad goth is....
Is it just the music taste or clothes-style as well?

Can't you post pics of yours for clarification? :innocent:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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