Greetings from sunny Wolverhampton
- eastmidswhizzkid
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"Nod's Corner" -
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
"pretentious mystical s**t" as it says on the back of Ditch Dwellerwild bill buttock wrote:...Mystical s**t I believe was the term used.
@EMWK you must have been a SOUNDS reader too
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
- wild bill buttock
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Here you are then;http://sumerland.devin.com/articles/nod ... oct91.html.
@Andy TG;Male pattern baldness is possibly the cruelest trick nature can play on the ageing goth.I paid an infrequent visit to Edwards in Birmingham a couple of years ago and I thought I had mistakenly entered a Max Wall lookalike convention.If it starts to happen to me I will have to do a Von;Shave the lot off,grow a goatee,throw out the frock coat and buy a string vest!
BTW This week I'm not a goth but i am now "The wrong sort of goth".People keep saying to me "So you're a goth,that means you like Marilyn Manson and wear clumpy boots and a leather trench coat then?" I always respond with the same comment " you've got the wrong sort of goth mate".
Forum smart arses can feel free to post comments along the lines of "all goths are the wrong sort of goths".
@Andy TG;Male pattern baldness is possibly the cruelest trick nature can play on the ageing goth.I paid an infrequent visit to Edwards in Birmingham a couple of years ago and I thought I had mistakenly entered a Max Wall lookalike convention.If it starts to happen to me I will have to do a Von;Shave the lot off,grow a goatee,throw out the frock coat and buy a string vest!
BTW This week I'm not a goth but i am now "The wrong sort of goth".People keep saying to me "So you're a goth,that means you like Marilyn Manson and wear clumpy boots and a leather trench coat then?" I always respond with the same comment " you've got the wrong sort of goth mate".
Forum smart arses can feel free to post comments along the lines of "all goths are the wrong sort of goths".
The photographs of God I bought have almost faded away
You'll be a Trad Goth thenwild bill buttock wrote:Here you are then;http://sumerland.devin.com/articles/nod ... oct91.html.
@Andy TG;Male pattern baldness is possibly the cruelest trick nature can play on the ageing goth.I paid an infrequent visit to Edwards in Birmingham a couple of years ago and I thought I had mistakenly entered a Max Wall lookalike convention.If it starts to happen to me I will have to do a Von;Shave the lot off,grow a goatee,throw out the frock coat and buy a string vest!
BTW This week I'm not a goth but i am now "The wrong sort of goth".People keep saying to me "So you're a goth,that means you like Marilyn Manson and wear clumpy boots and a leather trench coat then?" I always respond with the same comment " you've got the wrong sort of goth mate".
Forum smart arses can feel free to post comments along the lines of "all goths are the wrong sort of goths".
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
- wild bill buttock
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Suppose I must be,does that mean I have to listen to trad jazz?If so, anyone know where I can download some "Kenny Jazz and his Ballmen"?scotty wrote:
You'll be a Trad Goth then
Back to bald goths;perhaps baldness accounts for why *snort* cyber goths wear those stupid wooly wigs.
The photographs of God I bought have almost faded away
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I couldn't possibly comment
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
wild bill buttock wrote:Suppose I must be,does that mean I have to listen to trad jazz?If so, anyone know where I can download some "Kenny Jazz and his Ballmen"?scotty wrote:
You'll be a Trad Goth then
Back to bald goths;perhaps baldness accounts for why *snort* cyber goths wear those stupid wooly wigs.
Trad Goth That will be me too WBB Mate
As for Trad Jazz - I much prefer my "Jimmy Smith" Hammond Organ Master
I have been thinking of having a VON haircut for years. Shaved Head and Goatee. In fact i often have a Goatee Beard - Practice Like
This Is Not Ordinary S & M
This Is M & S S & M
This Is M & S S & M
- markfiend
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*fortunate not to have been hit by Male Pattern Baldness*
(yet)
Aye, count me in on the "trad-goth" front.
I can never understand why the cyber lot don't just admit that what they're listening to isn't "cyber-goth", it's techno. And bad techno at that, for the most part.
(yet)
Aye, count me in on the "trad-goth" front.
I can never understand why the cyber lot don't just admit that what they're listening to isn't "cyber-goth", it's techno. And bad techno at that, for the most part.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
- wild bill buttock
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How very right my friend.I left the Goth scene for a few years to follow a dance/techno path and was reluctant to come back when I discovered all my old haunts were full of twats with wooly hair and goggles doing Karate movement dancing to to the worst poppy techno I'd ever heard.Still must admit I've grown quite fond of Covenant,VNV and XPQ 21 over the last couple of years.markfiend wrote:*fortunate not to have been hit by Male Pattern Baldness*
(yet)
Aye, count me in on the "trad-goth" front.
I can never understand why the cyber lot don't just admit that what they're listening to isn't "cyber-goth", it's techno. And bad techno at that, for the most part.
The photographs of God I bought have almost faded away
- wild bill buttock
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C'mon then,I'll give you the feed line-what is TAd goth?
The photographs of God I bought have almost faded away
It's a typo - he meant "Dad-Goth"wild bill buttock wrote:C'mon then,I'll give you the feed line-what is TAd goth?
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This was a great thread, I'm for reviving it.
Hi, my name is James and I a bald fat old trad-goth
Hi, my name is James and I a bald fat old trad-goth
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
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I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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Bunch of Arse?
that's an hotel room, right?
that's an hotel room, right?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
- emilystrange
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hee yes.. tis winterinjuly time.
that's a trad goth arse, my boy.
that's a trad goth arse, my boy.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
- canon docre
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Hi my name is Jessica and I'm a blonde trad-goth (if that's possible)
Nice arse Miss Strange.
Nice arse Miss Strange.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
Hello............my name's Keith and I'm an Alcoho..........eh, sorry, wrong Forum
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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not necessarily..
thank you, miss jessica. may blessings shower themselves upon yours.
thank you, miss jessica. may blessings shower themselves upon yours.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
- weebleswobble
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My name is Stephen, weebleswobble, wibblywobbly, Mr Wobble, Mr Weeble, WW an I'm a baldy ging-er trad goth
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
- canon docre
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to say the truth, I'm not so sure anymore what exactly a trad goth is....
Is it just the music taste or clothes-style as well?
Can't you post pics of yours for clarification?
Is it just the music taste or clothes-style as well?
Can't you post pics of yours for clarification?
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.