Heartland

currently smoking nothing my man has let me doon, I need some new contacts

Bit of the au contraire over this way..

CS some rather lovely THC loaded skunk..

Dutch breakfast this morning set me off proper and looking forward to getting home for a blast on the pipe to do some more art-type crap with tonight..


Mind you, three hours of work in my current state is going to feel like a bit of a long haul!

DerekR wrote:my man has let me doon, I need some new contacts

Me too

Anyone?

markfiend wrote:

DerekR wrote:my man has let me doon, I need some new contacts

Me too

Anyone?

As discussed with DerekR...........................Drought!

But working on it.......................

Apparently there has been a drought for a couple of weeks. Even the wastelands of the Midlands are affected. Good job I keep a well stocked bong.

All this talk has made me hanker after my afterwork bong even more!

Um. Just to make it clear, Heartland in no way endorses use of illegal drugs.

The Rules wrote:Stick within the law. The site is based in England and hosted in Germany. Don't post anything that is illegal in either country...

So no online dealing please. I don't want QB phoning me up asking why the Police have shut this place down.

Partly my bad, I know.

markfiend wrote:Um. Just to make it clear, Heartland in no way endorses use of illegal drugs.

The Rules wrote:Stick within the law. The site is based in England and hosted in Germany. Don't post anything that is illegal in either country...

So no online dealing please. I don't want QB phoning me up asking why the Police have shut this place down.

Partly my bad, I know.

Can I just get a teenth then please Mark?
JOKE

Of course, I would never condone illegal activity of any sort..

Doktor Gott wrote:Of course, I would never condone illegal activity of any sort..

Well, no, none of us would.

My lungs feel f**ked, so it feels like I've been smoking.

markfiend wrote:

Doktor Gott wrote:Of course, I would never condone illegal activity of any sort..

Well, no, none of us would.

Then what's the purpose of that Weed-ing section I saw around here?

IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:

markfiend wrote:

Doktor Gott wrote:Of course, I would never condone illegal activity of any sort..

Well, no, none of us would.

Then what's the purpose of that Weed-ing section I saw around here?

IZ.

Who is going to start the:
Currently Selling Thread



and my lawyer wishes me to state that was a JOKE

weebleswobble wrote:Who is going to start the:
Currently Selling Thread

A seamstress?

IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:

weebleswobble wrote:Who is going to start the:
Currently Selling Thread

A seamstress?

IZ.

We should take this show on the road................

weebleswobble wrote:We should take this show on the road................

The Jim Rose HeartLand Holocaust Road Rage

IZ.

weebleswobble wrote:We should take this show on the road................

...and leave it there?

Happy person today - after 7 years in a certain city whose name rhymes with Few Splork, I finally have the number of A Man Who Delivers.

Party round at mine, then?

EvilBastard wrote:I finally have the number of A Man Who Delivers.

Pizza?

Haven't had a smoke since 1999....

rian wrote:Haven't had a smoke since 1999....

Then the next one is for you....

You lot....

Planet Dave wrote:You lot....

Pot.Kettle.Black.



edit:purecultsoonnaebother!

Aye Stephen, i suppose we ought to finalise somewhere to meet up and proceed with full mental devastation. They've asked me to play cricket that day. I pointed them in the direction of any single 'Rude Kid' cartoon they cared to peruse, and haven't heard from them since.