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Posted: 10 Jun 2006, 22:54
by euphoria
Noone in Group A or B, hopefully. Especially B (England, Paraguay, Sweden, Trinidad) has today shown us how depressive football can be.

What a relief to watch Argentine-Ivory Coast in group C tonight, those two teams deserve to go far!

Posted: 11 Jun 2006, 01:44
by DarkAngel
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Posted: 11 Jun 2006, 10:03
by rian
euphoria wrote:Noone in Group A or B, hopefully. Especially B (England, Paraguay, Sweden, Trinidad) has today shown us how depressive football can be.

What a relief to watch Argentine-Ivory Coast in group C tonight, those two teams deserve to go far!
I'm just as ashamed as the England team should be. What the fukc, 0-0 against TT.

We have a s**t team. You should have read the newspapers here before the match. "Sweden will win with 3 or 4 goals". Ha!


Hopefully we can beat England though. We haven't lost against them since 1957 (I think).

Posted: 11 Jun 2006, 10:48
by smiscandlon
I am loooving DarkAngel's handbag pic.

If I may derail the futbol thread into the realm of rugby (but staying with the handbag theme), this story had me pissing myself...
All Black rugby player Chris Masoe has been fined 3000 New Zealand dollars for his part in a barroom scuffle early on Sunday morning.

The incident ended when Masoe was hit over the head with a woman’s handbag by former New Zealand captain Tana Umaga.

Umaga escaped penalty over the incident which occurred early Sunday morning, after the Super 14 final between the Crusaders and the Hurricanes.

Eyewitnesses said Masoe punched a patron in the face at a bar in the South Island city of Christchurch and was immediately punished by Umaga, who grabbed a women’s purse and hit him on the head.

The tough All Blacks flanker then burst into tears and had to be calmed before being escorted from the bar by Umaga and a female bouncer.

Wellington Hurricanes management and the New Zealand Rugby Union found Masoe had breached serious misconduct provisions of his employment contract.

“I accept that it was totally inappropriate to behave the way I did and regret that it happened,� Masoe told the Associated Press. “I again would like to apologize for any offense my actions may have caused.�

Umaga’s role in the incident was also investigated. The New Zealand union found he had acted to defuse the situation and had no charge to answer.
:P

Posted: 11 Jun 2006, 21:54
by emilystrange
no one's mentioned the scary ref in teh england game

Posted: 11 Jun 2006, 23:41
by paint it black
emilystrange wrote:no one's mentioned the scary ref in teh england game
...or how many people sang "a lady" after the "once, twice, three times" comment. highlight of the match

...little dracula as he's known

Posted: 11 Jun 2006, 23:54
by Planet Dave
smiscandlon wrote:I am loooving DarkAngel's handbag pic.
Yep. Now that is funny. :notworthy: Nice one DA. :notworthy:

See, I can be nice. :wink:

Posted: 12 Jun 2006, 00:31
by 9while9
Planet Dave wrote:
smiscandlon wrote:I am loooving DarkAngel's handbag pic.
Yep. Now that is funny. :notworthy: Nice one DA. :notworthy:

See, I can be nice. :wink:
You've been drinking haven't you? :P :lol:

Posted: 12 Jun 2006, 07:43
by Norman Hunter
Dark wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:drunkenly screaming “ENGLAND. ENGLAND.”
You mispronounced "ENGERLAND".
...I think you'll find it's "In-Ger-Land". Now go practice in your bedroom, with no supper.

Sweden? Do me a favour. Leeds flop Teddy Lucic in defence? Get real.

Posted: 12 Jun 2006, 22:02
by Ozpat
Congrats Holland and congrats Socceroos! :)

Posted: 12 Jun 2006, 22:05
by Dark
Been watching bits of Ghana vs Italy. My dad and I both knew Italy would win, but that didn't make us any less disappointed when Ghana were defeated 2-0. They put up such a fight, I thought they'd have conceded more goals, but they kept on going.

Posted: 12 Jun 2006, 22:11
by Almiche V
Unless we show some guts and passion, then I want the Czechs to win.

The game against Paraguay showed how cocking boring Sven is. If we get to play Brazil again he'll try to out tactic them. Bollox to tactics, you need them a little sure, but you need guts, passion and risks in the mix.

Rosicky's first goal tonight was awesome. Brazil v Czech Rep is a game I'd like to see.

Posted: 12 Jun 2006, 22:14
by Big Si
Almiche V wrote:Unless we show some guts and passion, then I want the Czechs to win.

The game against Paraguay showed how cocking boring Sven is. If we get to play Brazil again he'll try to out tactic them. Bollox to tactics, you need them a little sure, but you need guts, passion and risks in the mix.

Rosicky's first goal tonight was awesome. Brazil v Czech Rep is a game I'd like to see.
'mon the Czechs! :D :notworthy:

Posted: 12 Jun 2006, 22:19
by wild bill buttock
I'll tell you something that gets me,Our North of the border cousins supporting Trinidad and Tobasco(Or whatever).
I'd like to say as a demoralised Birmingham City supporter;Hope you have more luck with those pair of c**t's Stern John and Dwight Yorke than we did.They couldn't hit a cows arse with a tennis racket when they played for us!

Posted: 12 Jun 2006, 22:22
by Almiche V
Watch, as Dwight Yorke scores against England........ :wink:

Posted: 12 Jun 2006, 22:42
by Obviousman
I don't get it, all the fuss about it. The one team that scores the most goals, obviously :innocent:
Dark wrote:Been watching bits of Ghana vs Italy. My dad and I both knew Italy would win, but that didn't make us any less disappointed when Ghana were defeated 2-0. They put up such a fight, I thought they'd have conceded more goals, but they kept on going.
I should've bought Olive Oil then, you could get a refund if you bought Bertolli oil today and they'd win the game :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 13 Jun 2006, 11:37
by Jaimie1980
Big Si wrote:
Almiche V wrote:Unless we show some guts and passion, then I want the Czechs to win.

The game against Paraguay showed how cocking boring Sven is. If we get to play Brazil again he'll try to out tactic them. Bollox to tactics, you need them a little sure, but you need guts, passion and risks in the mix.

Rosicky's first goal tonight was awesome. Brazil v Czech Rep is a game I'd like to see.
'mon the Czechs! :D :notworthy:
I seriously think they have a chance. They sounded great last night. :notworthy:

Posted: 14 Jun 2006, 06:23
by weebleswobble
Englands first game of the competion-half time critique by that Walkers eating big eared tw@t and chums:

Alan Shearer-Both teams want to score a lot of goals



Now that man is clever......... :eek:

Posted: 14 Jun 2006, 07:48
by Norman Hunter
Gotta feel sorry for Croatia, haven't you? The most lethargic performance by Brazil I've seen for a while.

Posted: 14 Jun 2006, 09:55
by Ozpat
Norman Hunter wrote:Gotta feel sorry for Croatia, haven't you? The most lethargic performance by Brazil I've seen for a while.
Nah, they were saving as much strenght as possible for the next rounds.

Posted: 14 Jun 2006, 10:16
by Almiche V
The Swiss must be gutted they didn't beat the lovely Frenchies. If only they'd been a bit sharper they coulda.

Posted: 14 Jun 2006, 16:08
by emilystrange
i was most amused by the french arguing on the pitch

Posted: 14 Jun 2006, 16:16
by markfiend
Is it just me... (it probably is :roll: )

During the Spain v Ukraine match that's just been on, going round my head...

To the tune of "Insane In The Membrane":

It's Spain versus Ukraine!
(It's Spain and Ukraine!)


repeat until head feels like it's going to explode...

Posted: 14 Jun 2006, 16:22
by emilystrange
markfiend wrote:Is it just me...
is a darkness song. gotcha.

Posted: 14 Jun 2006, 16:27
by Quiff Boy
The FOOTBALL WORLD CUP '06 - LIVE in ASCII !!

http://ascii-wm.net/

requires telnet access

"Streaming begins ten minutes before kick off"

"The best, most ridiculous, most redundant graphical implementation of ASCII!"

how: http://ascii-wm.net/howto.php

more: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/06/13/football_ascii/

:lol: