When the World seems to shine....

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food colouring is good, you can do stripes and diamonds apparently :innocent: :oops:
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paint it black wrote:food colouring is good, you can do stripes and diamonds apparently :innocent: :oops:
Nah, it doesn't last very long at all, "Fur Dye" is what you want, like Fly Fishers use to dye Squirrel tails and Feathers and the like, you've to put it on when really hot though :eek: after the bleaching, it's the bleaching that can cause the blistering, so be careful :wink: , this dying lasts for weeks...............or 'till you get pished one night, loose a bet and end getting a Braz...........you know the rest :roll:
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Are we all taking notes?
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scotty wrote:I was at Collage...
So they had cut the remaining bits of you into pieces and stuck them up to a bit of paper afterwards? :eek:

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James Blast wrote:I had a dump in a washing machine, once
Spin Dry?
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weebleswobble wrote:
James Blast wrote:I had a dump in a washing machine, once
Spin Dry?
well the interior was dry
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James Blast wrote:I had a dump in a washing machine, once
Do share...

I've never washed my clothes in the bog.

There.

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James Blast wrote:I had a dump in a washing machine, once
'Sensitive' proggie, no softener, no tumbling, I presume?

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it's a long story, I may care to 'share' it when I'm more alert, tonight I'm fucked, sorry
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OMG! What the hell... :eek:

When the world seems to shine....


....it's because MB has done her job and cleaned. :roll: :lol:
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MadameButterfly wrote:OMG! What the hell... :eek:

When the world seems to shine....


....it's because MB has done her job and cleaned. :roll: :lol:
I thought you were going to talk about one of these :innocent:
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scotty wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:OMG! What the hell... :eek:

When the world seems to shine....


....it's because MB has done her job and cleaned. :roll: :lol:
I thought you were going to talk about one of these :innocent:
hmmm...you carry on talking with more of those kind of clicky's please! Too gutted to talk footy after..... :evil:
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James Blast wrote:I had a dump in a washing machine, once
Hah! I shat myself in my own bathroom....FACT!

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Hmmmm..... seems all shitting stories are long ones.
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James Blast wrote:Hmmmm..... seems all shitting stories are long ones.
But I doubt Derek's involved strawberry yogurt. :urff: Not that I'm encouraging you in any way to tell yours again. :innocent:
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Andrew S wrote:
James Blast wrote:Hmmmm..... seems all shitting stories are long ones.
But I doubt Derek's involved strawberry yogurt. :urff: Not that I'm encouraging you in any way to tell yours again. :innocent:
Queens Hotel, Leeds, Black Oktober 2004, IIRC. That wiz a wan off Andrew, though Our Man in Estonia seemed rather interested in my tale... :eek:
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James Blast wrote:Queens Hotel, Leeds, Black Oktober 2004, IIRC. That wiz a wan off Andrew,
I'm most relieved to hear that James.
James Blast wrote: though Our Man in Estonia seemed rather interested in my tale... :eek:
I've a horrible feeling that I might have been the one who told him. :innocent:
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