Posted: 27 Jun 2006, 16:04
Now Marky, was that lad you? 
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Posted: 27 Jun 2006, 16:52
food colouring is good, you can do stripes and diamonds apparently
Posted: 27 Jun 2006, 17:08
, best results are got 
after the bleaching, it's the bleaching that can cause the blistering, so be careful 
, this dying lasts for weeks...............or 'till you get pished one night, loose a bet and end getting a Braz...........you know the rest 
Nah, it doesn't last very long at all, "Fur Dye" is what you want, like Fly Fishers use to dye Squirrel tails and Feathers and the like, you've to put it on when really hot thoughpaint it black wrote:food colouring is good, you can do stripes and diamonds apparently
after the bleaching, it's the bleaching that can cause the blistering, so be careful , this dying lasts for weeks...............or 'till you get pished one night, loose a bet and end getting a Braz...........you know the rest Posted: 27 Jun 2006, 17:16
Are we all taking notes?
Posted: 27 Jun 2006, 17:53
Note to myself:
If ever I going out to drink with Heartlanders, have a photo of Angela Merkel allong. Stop drinking when the picture shows an attractive woman, or you may wake up looking silly.
Posted: 27 Jun 2006, 18:08
I had a dump in a washing machine, once
Posted: 27 Jun 2006, 19:18
So they had cut the remaining bits of you into pieces and stuck them up to a bit of paper afterwards?scotty wrote:I was at Collage...
Ouch!
Posted: 27 Jun 2006, 19:51
Spin Dry?James Blast wrote:I had a dump in a washing machine, once
Posted: 27 Jun 2006, 20:48
well the interior was dryweebleswobble wrote:Spin Dry?James Blast wrote:I had a dump in a washing machine, once
Posted: 27 Jun 2006, 20:48
Do share...James Blast wrote:I had a dump in a washing machine, once
I've never washed my clothes in the bog.
There.
It's finally out of my system.
Posted: 27 Jun 2006, 20:57
'Sensitive' proggie, no softener, no tumbling, I presume?James Blast wrote:I had a dump in a washing machine, once
IZ.
Posted: 27 Jun 2006, 21:01
it's a long story, I may care to 'share' it when I'm more alert, tonight I'm fucked, sorry
Posted: 28 Jun 2006, 09:00
It's a difficult story too, take it easy Big Mon!
I fell asleep on a washing line, once.
I fell asleep on a washing line, once.
Posted: 28 Jun 2006, 20:35
OMG! What the hell...
When the world seems to shine....
....it's because MB has done her job and cleaned. 
When the world seems to shine....
....it's because MB has done her job and cleaned.
Posted: 28 Jun 2006, 20:39
I thought you were going to talk about one of theseMadameButterfly wrote:OMG! What the hell...
When the world seems to shine....
....it's because MB has done her job and cleaned.
Posted: 28 Jun 2006, 20:42
hmmm...you carry on talking with more of those kind of clicky's please! Too gutted to talk footy after.....scotty wrote:I thought you were going to talk about one of theseMadameButterfly wrote:OMG! What the hell...
When the world seems to shine....
....it's because MB has done her job and cleaned.
Posted: 29 Jun 2006, 11:21
Hah! I shat myself in my own bathroom....FACT!James Blast wrote:I had a dump in a washing machine, once
It's a long story
Posted: 29 Jun 2006, 17:49
Hmmmm..... seems all shitting stories are long ones.
Posted: 29 Jun 2006, 20:47
But I doubt Derek's involved strawberry yogurt.James Blast wrote:Hmmmm..... seems all shitting stories are long ones.
Not that I'm encouraging you in any way to tell yours again. Posted: 29 Jun 2006, 21:17
Queens Hotel, Leeds, Black Oktober 2004, IIRC. That wiz a wan off Andrew, though Our Man in Estonia seemed rather interested in my tale...Andrew S wrote:But I doubt Derek's involved strawberry yogurt.James Blast wrote:Hmmmm..... seems all shitting stories are long ones.
Posted: 29 Jun 2006, 21:27
I'm most relieved to hear that James.James Blast wrote:Queens Hotel, Leeds, Black Oktober 2004, IIRC. That wiz a wan off Andrew,
I've a horrible feeling that I might have been the one who told him.James Blast wrote: though Our Man in Estonia seemed rather interested in my tale...