Heartland

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 18:38**

James Blast wrote:So we'll be seeing yew at

then?

I wish mate

We will be in Glesgae next year for sure

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 18:43**

BillyBadBreaks wrote:We will be in Glesgae next year for sure

That is indeed great news, yew'd better make time to meet us MacHeartlanders. I think yew ken whit the other option is...?

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 18:46**

James Blast wrote:
BillyBadBreaks wrote:We will be in Glesgae next year for sure
That is indeed great news, yew'd better make time to meet us MacHeartlanders. I think yew ken whit the other option is...?

Aye, I thought we could meet at Ibrox....

Seriously though, we must get together so I can buy you plenty of beers for all your kindness (ya fud!)

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 18:47**

BillyBadBreaks wrote:
James Blast wrote:
BillyBadBreaks wrote:We will be in Glesgae next year for sure
That is indeed great news, yew'd better make time to meet us MacHeartlanders. I think yew ken whit the other option is...?
Aye, I thought we could meet at Ibrox....

Seriously though, we must get together so I can buy you plenty of beers for all your kindness (ya fud!)

I'll make that one for sure

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 18:49**

scotty wrote: I'll make that one for sure

Excellent!

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 18:58**

MadameButterfly wrote:so men look under men kilts?

It's amazing what happens when you hang around Keiths garden....

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 19:27**

Kilt by death? Nah, Kilt by love

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 19:38**

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 19:55**

weebleswobble wrote:

I am so buying you a pint in 4 weeks time

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 19:58**

Kilt by love by the stashing of toes?!?

Tell me the toes have been bitten off...aye?

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 20:04**

Big Si wrote:

Kilt by death? Nah, Kilt by love

ye handsome bassa ye

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 20:09**

MadameButterfly wrote:Kilt by love by the stashing of toes?!?

Tell me the toes have been bitten off...aye?

Close but no cigar

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 20:10**

The Big Yin is always out of focus, BTW

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 20:14**

Thank goodness Keith took ma photie

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 20:15**

James Blast wrote:The Big Yin is always out of focus, BTW

Thank gawd for that, I thought I was pished

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 20:16**

James Blast wrote:The Big Yin is always out of focus, BTW

Aye, I was this weekend

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 20:18**

I dunno Big Si, but that is kinda NOT the way to romance the ladies.

You see the nibbling of toes is soo much more romantic, even if it turns to bites. Although when you bring in those hedge cutters, it does seems to scare!

Taking into consideration the condition of the above mentioned ladies toes that is..

Oh just cut them off and let the b!tch bleed to death for all I care...

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 20:25**

MadameButterfly wrote:I dunno Big Si, but that is kinda NOT the way to romance the ladies.

You see the nibbling of toes is soo much more romantic, even if it turns to bites. Although when you bring in those hedge cutters, it does seems to scare! Taking into consideration the condition of the above mentioned ladies toes that is..

Oh just cut them off and let the b!tch bleed to death for all I care...

Cutting off the toes is punishment for non payment of debts, and to paraphrase a movie character of Jean Reno's

Leon wrote:No Women, No Kids

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 20:33**

But what about the love and romance and sex?

Big Si wrote:Leon wrote:
No Women, No Kids

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 20:45**

Rolling Stones fall out of trees, apparently.

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 21:11**

MadameButterfly wrote:But what about the love and romance and sex?

Big Si wrote:Leon wrote:
No Women, No Kids
A rolling stone gathers no moss.

Love and Romance - I can offer plenty of that, and as for the sex

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 21:16**

ooo...I should get weeding then shouldn't I!

My god Big Si I had no idea. Now I do! Hee hee

Do you do poetry?

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 21:21**

MadameButterfly wrote: ooo...I should get weeding then shouldn't I!

My god Big Si I had no idea. Now I do! Hee hee

Do you do poetry?

"If I have gone away, beloved,
do not say "he has forsaken me",
forever you abide,
a singing rib within my dreaming side"

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 21:40**

Big Si wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote: ooo...I should get weeding then shouldn't I!

My god Big Si I had no idea. Now I do! Hee hee

Do you do poetry?
"If I have gone away, beloved,
do not say "he has forsaken me",
forever you abide,
a singing rib within my dreaming side"

*applauds you!*

Wow, you know it all don't ya?!

It's enticing and just what this world needs...

Posted: **31 Jul 2006, 21:46**

MadameButterfly wrote:
Big Si wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote: ooo...I should get weeding then shouldn't I!

My god Big Si I had no idea. Now I do! Hee hee

Do you do poetry?
"If I have gone away, beloved,
do not say "he has forsaken me",
forever you abide,
a singing rib within my dreaming side"

*applauds you!*

Wow, you know it all don't ya?!

It's enticing and just what this world needs...

Richard Burton wrote it for Elizabeth Taylor *

* and it worked for me

Heartland

Kilt by Death