Heartland

Posted: **18 Sep 2006, 22:18**

Planet Dave wrote:
James Blast wrote:does that mean I like big GewÃ¶lbepfeiler?

confused, Glasgow
No you fool, it means you like big Stutzpfeiler, but with them dot things.

I love you all you silly english speaking people. Can I marry you all?

Posted: **18 Sep 2006, 22:24**

yes dear

Posted: **18 Sep 2006, 22:26**

James Blast wrote:yes dear

sorry James. just medium sized GewÃ¶lbepfeiler over here.

Posted: **18 Sep 2006, 22:30**

canon docre wrote:
James Blast wrote:yes dear
sorry James. just medium sized GewÃ¶lbepfeiler over here.

Blast!

Posted: **18 Sep 2006, 22:33**

Anyone else?

I'm almost tamed.

P.S. I come with a cat......

Posted: **18 Sep 2006, 22:39**

canon docre wrote:Anyone else?

I'm almost tamed.

That's a lie and you know it Jess.

Still, I daresay 'almost' is a lot closer than most of us.

Posted: **18 Sep 2006, 23:07**

canon docre wrote:
James Blast wrote:yes dear
sorry James. just medium sized GewÃ¶lbepfeiler over here.

They looked bigger in that video

Posted: **18 Sep 2006, 23:15**

not the Type O Negative one, that's fur sure

Posted: **19 Sep 2006, 09:36**

Should I throw a bucket of cold water over this thread?

Posted: **19 Sep 2006, 14:26**

canon docre wrote:Anyone else?

I'm almost tamed.

P.S. I come with a cat......

ok. that's exactly zero candidates until now.

James, I'll reconsider those implants.....

Posted: **19 Sep 2006, 15:00**

Now if there were more of us who were single you might be in there...

Posted: **19 Sep 2006, 16:40**

Hmm, maybe you could be the Charlie Manson-esque head of the 'commune' and we could all be your husbands. Would that work? Can we 'off' Gary Lineker first please? And when's it my 'night'? Cheers Jess, your word is the law.

Posted: **19 Sep 2006, 16:47**

Hi Fix, enjoy your stay.

In case of emergencies, there is a emergency exit situated under the CTR+ALT+DEL combination

Posted: **19 Sep 2006, 17:49**

I think this thread is a perfect example of what has become known as 'The Heartland Effect'.

Posted: **19 Sep 2006, 17:56**

canon docre wrote:

James, I'll reconsider those implants.....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted: **19 Sep 2006, 18:03**

Posted: **19 Sep 2006, 18:06**

James Blast wrote:

That's to many Big Mac's Blast, no' silicone

I find implants a HUGE turn off

Just whe are they Two robust & sturdy looking bints?

Posted: **19 Sep 2006, 18:13**

scotty wrote:Just whe are they Two robust & sturdy looking bints?

the same as these two

Posted: **19 Sep 2006, 18:22**

Aye, I noticed

, but who are they?

Posted: **19 Sep 2006, 18:32**

jist Google 'big girls' and all will be revealed

Posted: **19 Sep 2006, 19:02**

James Blast wrote:jist Google 'big girls' and all will be revealed

They were on the TV a few weeks ago, they organise parties for all their friends. Kind of like "Fat Fighters" with a disco

Posted: **19 Sep 2006, 19:41**

sadly they don't "Get Them Oot Fur Thi Lads"

Posted: **19 Sep 2006, 21:57**

James Blast wrote:sadly they don't "Get Them Oot Fur Thi Lads"

Obviously, they have a VIP room, James

Posted: **19 Sep 2006, 22:47**

@ cannon: I learned how to stop worrying and love the bomb only recently, may I PM you when I got round to other arms?

Posted: **20 Sep 2006, 09:43**

eotunun wrote:@ cannon: I learned how to stop worrying and love the bomb only recently, may I PM you when I got round to other arms?

what are you trying to bring across here? That you finally got a girlfriend after 15 years?
Jesus, that makes me probably now the longest bachlorette on here, right? How very down-putting.

Right, if even implants dont work anymore, I' ll have to stick to Raveys proposal. Be aware of Jessie Manson and Ravey Beausoleil to spread terror & mayhem amongst the celebs.

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