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Posted: 10 Oct 2006, 20:57
by James Blast
RicheyJames wrote:James Blast wrote:RicheyJames wrote:sky rent in two by a falming comet?
I'll let it go this time
Ricardo, you are under a lot of stress
you mean you don't know what
falming means? do they not have dictionaries in the colonies?
does it involve the Yorkshire Dales and livestock?
Posted: 12 Oct 2006, 16:52
by emilystrange
it's nearly 48 hours since we heard! PUSH, diana...
Posted: 12 Oct 2006, 19:20
by Izzy HaveMercy
emilystrange wrote:it's nearly 48 hours since we heard! PUSH, diana...
Ah, so SHE created all the fuss about Korea!
(*frak*)
IZ.
Posted: 12 Oct 2006, 19:27
by mh
Maybe the wee horns got stuck on the way out last time?
Posted: 12 Oct 2006, 19:43
by Obviousman
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:emilystrange wrote:it's nearly 48 hours since we heard! PUSH, diana...
Ah, so SHE created all the fuss about Korea!
(*frak*)
IZ.
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 17:13
by MadameButterfly
well, any news yet?
the skies are darkening over....
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 17:20
by emilystrange
any other signs?
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 17:25
by MadameButterfly
i'll go check.
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 17:26
by Izzy HaveMercy
emilystrange wrote:any other signs?
I believe they're called "omens"?
IZ.
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 18:35
by Mrs RicheyJames
No. Still f**king s**t arsing well pregnant
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 18:43
by MadameButterfly
damnit!
*mental reminder to put out the fire for the water*
try eating spaghetti although don't use normal mince but that soya stuff that the vegetarian's use....
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 21:39
by emilystrange
she wants to give birth, not poo! wrong process!
though it may not feel like it
can't richey speak to it?
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 22:41
by Planet Dave
Haven't you been induced yet? Can't remember what they put in that stuff, but when Mand got a sh1tload of the stuff it worked wonders, half an hour an a bit of a squeeze later Ethan flew out like sh1t off a stick. Marvellous, if slightly messy.
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 22:49
by weebleswobble
Planet Dave wrote:Haven't you been induced yet? Can't remember what they put in that stuff, but when Mand got a sh1tload of the stuff it worked wonders, half an hour an a bit of a squeeze later Ethan flew out like sh1t off a stick. Marvellous, if slightly messy.
..and that Ladies and Gentlemen is the beauty of childbirth..
Posted: 13 Oct 2006, 22:54
by timsinister
The things you miss. Luck, guys.
Posted: 14 Oct 2006, 00:15
by James Blast
lie back (or Laibach), take the drugs then let them slice you open
nice scar and a wean
Game over!
Posted: 14 Oct 2006, 01:12
by Mrs RicheyJames
Planet Dave wrote:Haven't you been induced yet? Can't remember what they put in that stuff, but when Mand got a sh1tload of the stuff it worked wonders, half an hour an a bit of a squeeze later Ethan flew out like sh1t off a stick. Marvellous, if slightly messy.
Haven't even got my appoinment to be given an induction day until the 19th! And I'd rather not be induced, It hurts far more than natual child birth.
Next time (if there ever is a next time) I'll be going for the sunroof option.
Posted: 14 Oct 2006, 11:40
by mh
So no Friday the 13th then. It'll have to be Halloween now.
Posted: 14 Oct 2006, 12:47
by Mrs RicheyJames
mh wrote:So no Friday the 13th then. It'll have to be Halloween now.
<SLAP>
Do you know how long that is away?
Posted: 14 Oct 2006, 16:03
by emilystrange
just for once, i'd advocate NOT crossing your legs like a lady
Posted: 14 Oct 2006, 19:31
by James Blast
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Haven't even got my appoinment to be given an induction day until the 19th! And I'd rather not be induced, It hurts far more than natual child birth.
last time I was in hospital getting my nads adjusted, I was given a spinal which I've been told is worse than an epidural, so I'm harder than you
Diana!
Posted: 14 Oct 2006, 21:21
by emilystrange
James Blast wrote:nads adjusted... harder than you:twisted:
interesting use of words
Posted: 14 Oct 2006, 23:21
by James Blast
you really don't wann ken
ems
Posted: 15 Oct 2006, 00:35
by Mrs RicheyJames
James Blast wrote:Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Haven't even got my appoinment to be given an induction day until the 19th! And I'd rather not be induced, It hurts far more than natual child birth.
last time I was in hospital getting my nads adjusted, I was given a spinal which I've been told is worse than an epidural, so I'm harder than you
Diana!
How do you work that out
JOHN? When having my other two kids, I didn't have so much as a paracetamol.
So I'm harder than you
Posted: 15 Oct 2006, 00:39
by James Blast
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:How do you work that out JOHN?
John can't give birth, and you should be abed
Mum!
and relax.....