Talking Ball Ox

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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weebleswobble wrote:Is Flipper Canadian? :eek:
Most definitely. :lol:
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Well dear Weebles, it all started here:

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340 ... 23,00.html

And then, I logically posed the question, "Would a dolphin make a good spouse?" :) :)
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I only need three moves to win..

Leeds.
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The postcode lottery.
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How much?
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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<shunts> Croydon
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To shoot a mime, do you use a silencer?
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Retford.
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That made me laugh.Although I prefer sandstone.
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A good way to deal with predators is to taste horrible.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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If laws were written in English, would lawyers still make £200 per hour?
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King's Cross..
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You're the best audience in the world,I love you all.See you next year.
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What's the difference between a cop ?
He can neither read.

What's the difference between a pigeon ?
He's got two legs the same size, except for the left.
I'd end this moment to be with you
Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
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Mornington Crescent!

<crowd goes nuts>

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Hoorah!

A close call, James, I could have made it. But next time, we play by Aztec Rules. ;)
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Aztec Rules you say!?

not one for the weak of knee, forgawdsakeman!!!
whatever will Mrs. Trellis say? :wink:
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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Plinth Adenoid
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We need monkeys and apes to remind us.

And they're cool.

Don't get me started.
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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And one for Mrs Trellis..

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
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pride comes before... of lions
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James Blast wrote:pride comes before... of lions
or a shawl?
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sorry, let me rephrase that - plinth, adenoid

better?
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MadameButterfly wrote:We need monkeys and apes to remind us.

And they're cool.

Don't get me started.
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