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Pfft is good.

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mh wrote:
For the record my vote for this subject goes to Kerry Katona's face everywhere you go and on everything you see...
I agree, she is absolutely vile
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
mh wrote:
For the record my vote for this subject goes to Kerry Katona's face everywhere you go and on everything you see...
I agree, she is absolutely vile
MI-AOW Libs! :lol:

(Thought for the record, I totally agree) :wink:
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Jade (nae looks or talent) Goodie :cry: and aw that Heat/Chat/Goss/Wank type drivel!
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James Blast wrote:Jade (nae looks or talent) Goodie :cry: and aw that Heat/Chat/Goss/Wank type drivel!
She's vile too
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People who buy those kind of magazines really disturb me.
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The people I work with buy those kind of magazines, but then they go line-dancing too
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bushman*pm wrote::twisted:
ANYONE with a 'kids on board' type sticker should have their genitals removed slowly and violently with red hot pliers for being suck knob-rot morons! Its like they can drive like total twats and get away with it just because they've got some scumbag trogladite larvae on the back seat!
Yeah? well fcuk you!

my bumper sticker proudly proclaims the legend
'hows my driving? dial 1-800-eat sh*t' and like my car, it ROKS!
so sod ya all!

...and i hate useless posts on threads!!

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Come on, there's things far worse than Baby On Board stickers in this world. It time to name and shame the worst attrocities - "fun-size" chocolate bars - what's fun about something that small - they're not even worth the bother of unwrapping, so why bother inventing them? And don't get me started on "Limited edition" confectionary and crisp flavours - like who's gonna collect them? I certainly wouldn't drive across town just to hunt down the last lamb and peanut butter flavour crisp bag in the postcode district. And crappy stickers on crappy four by fours (or Sports Utility Vehicles as the dickhead owners sometimes call them) - they suck big time. Chelsea Tractors are for limpwristed would be he-men or women who can't even see out of the windscreen - and most 4X4's have more stickers on the paintwork than a schoolboys 'panini' football album - spouting crap like "You're my Crumple Zone...". Why don't the drivers all f'ck off the roads and go greenlaning and flashing their headlights at similar-minded retards - it would leave the tarmac safe for the rest of us driving cars made for the road.

As for "well fcuk you!" is that the best insult you can come up with for BOB supporters - 4X4 drivers are all grand-mother's C@nt face's.
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I think both of you have a sterling attitude! :notworthy:

Although doesn't sitting on the fence start to hurt your arse after a while? :innocent: :wink:
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boudicca wrote:People who buy those kind of magazines really disturb me.
What mag's?
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esox wrote: As for "well fcuk you!" is that the best insult you can come up with for BOB supporters - 4X4 drivers are all grand-mother's C@nt face's.
is that aimed at anyone in particular? :lol:
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boudicca wrote:Although doesn't sitting on the fence start to hurt your arse after a while? :innocent: :wink:
Don't ask the 4X4 driver, he's probably used to a stinging arse and wouldn't know any difference.
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boudicca wrote:People who buy those kind of magazines really disturb me.
What mag's?
Not your Mags! :lol:

I mean stuff like Heat, Closer etc - "What are a bunch of z-list tosspots doing this week?" mags.

Usually about 90% dedicated to which celebrity they deem to be "terrifyingly skinny" this week, the other 10% dedicated to who's got a bit lardy. If you're lucky, you might get a fascinating story about some daft bint from Hollyoaks who's boyfriend's gone off with one of Girls Aloud.
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boudicca wrote:People who buy those kind of magazines really disturb me.
What mag's?
Not your Mags! :lol:

I mean stuff like Heat, Closer etc - "What are a bunch of z-list tosspots doing this week?" mags.

Usually about 90% dedicated to which celebrity they deem to be "terrifyingly skinny" this week, the other 10% dedicated to who's got a bit lardy. If you're lucky, you might get a fascinating story about some daft bint from Hollyoaks who's boyfriend's gone off with one of Girls Aloud.
I thought you knew..........they are my Mag's :innocent:
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I didn't even want to venture into there territory of your taste in magazines!

Anyway, you only buy them 'cos that Liz McColgan's bird's in them... :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:I didn't even want to venture into there territory of your taste in magazines!

Anyway, you only buy them 'cos that Liz McColgan's bird's in them... :innocent:
"that bird... that bird... THAT BIRD...

you are talking about the Woman I love :twisted:
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boudicca wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
mh wrote:
For the record my vote for this subject goes to Kerry Katona's face everywhere you go and on everything you see...
I agree, she is absolutely vile
MI-AOW Libs! :lol:

(Thought for the record, I totally agree) :wink:
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I have to put up with that kind of WANK! mag chit chat at work. I, of course, have my headphones on listening to Radio 4 but their insipid nonsense filters into John Humphreys and Jenni Murray (I've had her, by the way and she wiz gantin' fur it, if I wasn't such a nice guy I'd spill all about me and John's 3-in-a-bed-drug romp, but I'm no love rat) interesting items.

Can the world really be such a sad place? :cry:
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boudicca wrote:
scotty wrote:
boudicca wrote:People who buy those kind of magazines really disturb me.
What mag's?
Not your Mags! :lol:

I mean stuff like Heat, Closer etc - "What are a bunch of z-list tosspots doing this week?" mags.

Usually about 90% dedicated to which celebrity they deem to be "terrifyingly skinny" this week, the other 10% dedicated to who's got a bit lardy. If you're lucky, you might get a fascinating story about some daft bint from Hollyoaks who's boyfriend's gone off with one of Girls Aloud.
YES.
My sisters read those... *shudder* I don't even WANT to know what they do to your mind :| Although some of the "Real Life Stories" magazines that are next to those in the shops are good for a giggle at the covers - "My Grandmother's lesbian lover killed my husband because his secret lovechild with my sister was abducted by aliens!" - that sorta thing.
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We used to have a 'Smoking Room' at work, it was full of those WANK! mags.
Yes, dear reader even I picked up and read through them.
Headlines like 'My Son is my Brother', 'He Kissed me, but I didn't know he had a knife at my breast' and 'I fell in love with her, how do I tell Hubby?'... well I just had to.
Yer 'onor. :oops:

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Before I incriminate myself too deeply, I need to explain: mrs fiend's Nan buys all these sort of magazines and then passes them on to anyone who can't get out of the way quickly enough...

Anyhoo. There's one of them (Bella?) where there's a problem page where readers can write in to the magazine's resident psychic medium. One week someone wrote in that their dog was unhappy; the medium's reply was "Well, I've spoken to Rover, he's unhappy because his bed's in the wrong place."

Priceless. It gives me real hope for the future of mankind. :roll:
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markfiend wrote:Before I incriminate myself too deeply, I need to explain: mrs fiend's Nan buys all these sort of magazines and then passes them on to anyone who can't get out of the way quickly enough...

Anyhoo. There's one of them (Bella?) where there's a problem page where readers can write in to the magazine's resident psychic medium. One week someone wrote in that their dog was unhappy; the medium's reply was "Well, I've spoken to Rover, he's unhappy because his bed's in the wrong place."

Priceless. It gives me real hope for the future of mankind. :roll:
At this point I can't refrain from mentioning the only newspaper worth reading.

Mark knows what I mean. ;D
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:lol: Nice linkage, Jess! :notworthy:
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