Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Obviousman wrote:But, more importantly forgot my all-time favourite car:
What a superb design!:
My words!
Beauties, all of them. Astons are the most elegant sportscars of all!
They are, but the DBS (first series) is just so much more than a regular Aston, completely different from every other one, that's what makes it better than all the rest!
Have a guess what the S stands for by the way
boudicca wrote:I don't care as long as it's old, and angular. Mmmm - BOXY
What's with making cars more "aerodynamic" ferfuckssake - they're not going to be going fast enough to make a blind bit of difference...
They keep getting rounder and rounder - soon we're all going to be rolling along in balls.
That's why I love this one:
(as mentioned before)
And this one
There's a mat black one with black alloys driving about here, very nice!
EDIT: How could I forget about Star Trek on wheels, the Aston Martin Lagonda? A real feeling of a science fiction on wheels, a futuristic vision of the 70/80ies come true.. It´s , it´s , it´s . Maybe the pictures don´t impress anyone. But on a job several years ago I had the pleasure of driving one for about a mile..
Obviousman wrote:But, more importantly forgot my all-time favourite car:
What a superb design!:
My words!
Beauties, all of them. Astons are the most elegant sportscars of all!
and what mathematical fact does Aston Martin and Land Rover share?
both manufacturers can claim a minimum of 75% of all their product are still on the road, obviously LR have a few more tho!
LAND ROVER: THE BEAST FOUR BY FOUR BY FEAR! KICKS THE ARSE OFF RICEBURNERS!
eotunun wrote:The Jags are probably victims to english humor. For some reason. That is beyond comprehension to me Mercedes or BMW get highest respect anywhere in the world. Yet, when I drove longer distances the cars I saw having a breakdown matched a Merc-VW-BMW-VW-Merc-VW-BMW.. scheme. With BMW smoking from their bonnet rather often.
Forgot to reply to this bit earlier on
Of course you have to take into account there are far more German cars on the road than English/Italian (i.e. bad reputation) ones, so it might well be just the break down rate being worse. But then again it is a fable German cars are immune to breaking down/bad building quality/... I know loads of people with Volkswagens of which all sorts of bits just fall off, and when they go to the garage they find this 'normal' And on top of that they just lack the beating heart of English/Italian/... cars
canon docre wrote:@esox. sorry, but a Porsche is just for men with small penisses, IMHO of courrrrsssseee.
I wish I had a small penis actually: years of the woman being on top so they've got full control and don't hurt themselves is not much fun I can tell you....
canon docre wrote:@esox. sorry, but a Porsche is just for men with small penisses, IMHO of courrrrsssseee.
I wish I had a small penis actually: years of the woman being on top so they've got full control and don't hurt themselves is not much fun I can tell you....
... and another superstition just got proven right. Thanks for emphasising my point, Esox.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
canon docre wrote:@esox. sorry, but a Porsche is just for men with small penisses, IMHO of courrrrsssseee.
I wish I had a small penis actually: years of the woman being on top so they've got full control and don't hurt themselves is not much fun I can tell you....
... and another superstition just got proven right. Thanks for emphasising my point, Esox.
You tell 'im, Jess!
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
canon docre wrote:@esox. sorry, but a Porsche is just for men with small penisses, IMHO of courrrrsssseee.
I wish I had a small penis actually: years of the woman being on top so they've got full control and don't hurt themselves is not much fun I can tell you....
... and another superstition just got proven right. Thanks for emphasising my point, Esox.
What superstition: don't walk under ladders? And what's IMHO? I've only recently found out that ROFL is not a badly typed abbreviation for Rolf Harris, cut me some slack here...
Jess, Claire I see you two excell in taste!
And for the modern crates, I found nice universal tools.
That´s the advantage of modern cars: The simple handling.
well, I drive a 'medium' sized car, but I ken how tae work it
no complaints, so far...
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
esox wrote:
I wish I had a small penis actually: years of the woman being on top so they've got full control and don't hurt themselves is not much fun I can tell you....
... and another superstition just got proven right. Thanks for emphasising my point, Esox.
What superstition: don't walk under ladders? And what's IMHO? I've only recently found out that ROFL is not a badly typed abbreviation for Rolf Harris, cut me some slack here...
In My Humble Opinion. sorry for the usage of nerdish net-lingo.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
boudicca wrote:No-one has offered to help me in my Tricycle Quest yet
I'd like to go it from Zeebrugge to Vladivostock(sp?)
For charidee, of course. Not 'cos I'm a mental or anything...
That´s because jet engines are not allowed in street trafic, A car 20 yards behind you would melt...
Edit: Several years ago a bloke I knew owned a Chevrolet Van with one of those noisy blubbery sounding exhausts that are a wee less than legal in Germany. No mufflers, just a straight tube that came out under the rear bumper. Okay, and the carburetor was adjusted less than perfect, it ran somewhat rich..
Then there was that tuned up Schiroko. It´s driver tried to asure his sportive attitude by getting close enough to be a trailer of the Chevy. That happened on a german motorway, shortly before they left it at an exit at well over 120Km/h. When they reached the exit, the guy in the Chevy took his foot of the accelerator which resulted in the engine blowing hot unburnt gasses out of the exhaust, and two long flames blowing into the VW´s plastic nose for several seconds.. I don´t know if it actually caught fire, it may just as well have molten..
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boudicca wrote:Not 'cos I'm a mental or anything...
Nah! jist a bit daft
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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sorry for the usage of nerdish net-lingo.
