Heartland

Living anywhere but Leeds or Glasgow or Belgium makes most of the jokes mystifying.

Dark wrote:Living anywhere but Leeds or Glasgow or Belgium makes most of the jokes mystifying.

I don't get any of them either, don't you worry!

Heartland ~ our amazing home!

My online love affair ....with the most amazing people in the world!

smiscandlon wrote:I was quite amazed when I first encountered the overwhelming generosity of the Heartland community.

Of course, I've since realised that you are in fact a shower of bastards.

Generous bastards, but bastards nonethless.

but not a golden shower of bastards?

as a relative newby i have been met with nothing but pleasantness and gentle comeraderie

what is good is the the common thread of tsom that binds but does not actually limit the range of topics

finally where would we be without our troll to remind us of our foibles and keep the party going

I've never had anything but generosity and goodwill.
FEEL the love!!

you bunch of greasy goths!

By the way: What ia so bad about hugging trees?
Trees are good. They are beautyfull and produce the oxygen I need to breathe.
I hug them, for they deserve it!
I am against being against trees!

eotunun wrote: By the way: What ia so bad about hugging trees?
Trees are good. They are beautyfull and produce the oxygen I need to breathe.
I hug them, for they deserve it!
I am against being against trees!

They harbour the Happy Tree Friends, that's why

IZ.

eotunun wrote: By the way: What ia so bad about hugging trees?
Trees are good. They are beautyfull and produce the oxygen I need to breathe.
I hug them, for they deserve it!
I am against being against trees!

Some of my best friends are trees.

smiscandlon wrote:

eotunun wrote: By the way: What ia so bad about hugging trees?
Trees are good. They are beautyfull and produce the oxygen I need to breathe.
I hug them, for they deserve it!
I am against being against trees!

Some of my best friends are trees.

Are they gay black trees?

boudicca wrote:

smiscandlon wrote:

eotunun wrote: By the way: What ia so bad about hugging trees?
Trees are good. They are beautyfull and produce the oxygen I need to breathe.
I hug them, for they deserve it!
I am against being against trees!

Some of my best friends are trees.

Are they gay black trees?

Mostly Asian lesbian trees.

What can I say, I'm an Equal Opportunities lover.

smiscandlon wrote:Some of my best friends are trees.

I had a girlfriend like that once.

IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:

smiscandlon wrote:Some of my best friends are trees.

I had a girlfriend like that once.

IZ.

Was she deciduous or coniferous? Enquiring minds want to know!

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:

smiscandlon wrote:Some of my best friends are trees.

I had a girlfriend like that once.

IZ.

I've got a wife like that once.

boudicca wrote:Was she deciduous or coniferous?

... or bootilicous?

boudicca wrote:

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:

smiscandlon wrote:Some of my best friends are trees.

I had a girlfriend like that once.

IZ.

Was she deciduous or coniferous? Enquiring minds want to know!

She was more of the Bonsai-variant, IIRC... Small, always needed tending, exotic, dumb as a plank...

And the 'leaves' came somewhere into the scenario as well. But that might be because she was more into the birds fluttering around her

IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:And the 'leaves' came somewhere into the scenario as well. But that might be because she was more into the birds fluttering around her

'Nuff said!

<-----looks for picture of train coming off tracks

James Blast wrote:<-----looks for picture of train coming off tracks

Aw James ya grumpy old git!

Hey, James, three pages without substantial derailment-That´s a good effort for Heartland standards, and derailment is part of the Heartland effect! So any thread that derails is, in a way, on topic!
It´s like an ecological cycle. There are bugs ´round here who will actively compost when there´s some Bulls**t posted and thus give the thread new life!

Isn´t that just beautyfull?

James Blast wrote:<-----looks for picture of train coming off tracks

I got mine...



EDIT: that arrow looks rather silly in quotation

EDIT2: how did that blood test turn out, my friend?

IZ.

@ Claire me, grumpy? Pah!
@ Jürgen too true. Oh my brother!

Izzy HaveMercy wrote: EDIT2: how did that blood test turn out, my friend?
IZ.

The Doctor wasn´t shocked yet when he diagnosed the other disseases..

I know, coat.. Taxi? Airline ticket? POW camp? Priest?

results take quite a few days to come through Jürgen, even when your appointment gets cancelled because of a sick nurse

James Blast wrote:results take quite a few days to come through Jürgen, even when your appointment gets cancelled because of a sick nurse

James, don´t make me come to Glesga and get you to Lier on a pushcart!

Na, seriously. There are more important things, that´s clear. I´d be very sorry if you couldn´t make it, but there are enough other reasons to go.
Only one of the other reasons also being from Glesga. I don´t know if I mentioned it yet, there is a slight chance that I may be in some kind of work soon, and in that case I think I´ll be able to join a McHeartlander´s in summer. You just get a bit more well, as well as it goes!

Guid news Jürgen, ye'll be most welcome and welcomed!