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Posted: 25 Feb 2007, 23:07
by canon docre
EvilBastard wrote:canon docre wrote:EvilBastard wrote:
Vell, in zis case, kom to me, mein liebchen, and let me talk to you in ze language of lof on ze subject of tea, ze vezzer, und ze steak und kidney puddinks!
I don't recall encouraging you to charm me with a bad German accent though.
Ah-HA! So you admit that my bad German accent is charming, then?!
Yes, Igor - soon vill she be in mein klutches und powerless to rezist! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha...
I just hope then your lovely stewardess won't be too irritated finding me in your klutches*....
*whatever that is anyway....
Posted: 25 Feb 2007, 23:09
by smiscandlon
canon docre wrote:EvilBastard wrote:canon docre wrote:
I don't recall encouraging you to charm me with a bad German accent though.
Ah-HA! So you admit that my bad German accent is charming, then?!
Yes, Igor - soon vill she be in mein klutches und powerless to rezist! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha...
I just hope then your lovely stewardess won't be too irritated finding me in your klutches*....
*whatever that is anyway....
I believe the usual quote in this situation is ...
get a room you two!
Posted: 25 Feb 2007, 23:25
by EvilBastard
canon docre wrote:EvilBastard wrote:canon docre wrote:
I don't recall encouraging you to charm me with a bad German accent though.
Ah-HA! So you admit that my bad German accent is charming, then?!
Yes, Igor - soon vill she be in mein klutches und powerless to rezist! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha...
I just hope then your lovely stewardess won't be too irritated finding me in your klutches*....
*whatever that is anyway....
As we say in England, cum felis catus absentus est, then may the mice disport themselves at their leisure.
Posted: 25 Feb 2007, 23:56
by canon docre
EvilBastard wrote:canon docre wrote:EvilBastard wrote:
Ah-HA! So you admit that my bad German accent is charming, then?!
Yes, Igor - soon vill she be in mein klutches und powerless to rezist! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha...
I just hope then your lovely stewardess won't be too irritated finding me in your klutches*....
*whatever that is anyway....
As we say in England, cum felis catus absentus est, then may the mice disport themselves at their leisure.
... if it is to my leisure remains yet to be seen....
@
Steven... it takes quite a bit more to get me in a room, a classical education is considered as an entrée though.
Posted: 26 Feb 2007, 00:44
by EvilBastard
canon docre wrote:... if it is to my leisure remains yet to be seen....
@Steven... it takes quite a bit more to get me in a room, a classical education is considered as an entrée though.
I am far too much of a gentleman to invite this flower of womanhood to partake of an indiscretion in a room, fearful as I am of the damage that may ensue to her reputation (my own reputation is, I fear, already firmly cemented about town as a cad and a rake, wholly undeserved though it may be it does afford me entrance to any number of the metropolis' more disreputable gentlemen's sporting clubs).
Dear sweet unsullied Miss Docre - I should consider it a signal honour and an inestimable pleasure if you and your chaperone would consent to join me in the garden room where we might spend a pleasant hour perusing the rhododendrons - I give you my word that your honour and chastity will remain unsullied throughout (much though I wish it might be otherwise
).
Posted: 26 Feb 2007, 01:24
by bushman*pm
am somewhat p!ssed on vodka and a bit 'introspective' at the moment!
Posted: 26 Feb 2007, 03:38
by weebleswobble
bushman*pm wrote:am somewhat p!ssed on vodka and a bit 'introspective' at the moment!
I'm on cider and catching up on LOST/Smallville/Day Break!
OK then...
Posted: 26 Feb 2007, 05:35
by DrG
... this thread is rather silly, but I can't help but join in!
Back on topic (even though there doesn't seem to really be one)...
I just want to reach 'utterly bastard groovy'... I could hang there for awhile.
DrG
Posted: 26 Feb 2007, 06:53
by 8.5
I'm still trying for that "three weeks straight totally f**king drunk" statue. It will be mine!
Posted: 26 Feb 2007, 12:17
by canon docre
EvilBastard wrote:canon docre wrote:... if it is to my leisure remains yet to be seen....
@Steven... it takes quite a bit more to get me in a room, a classical education is considered as an entrée though.
I am far too much of a gentleman to invite this flower of womanhood to partake of an indiscretion in a room, fearful as I am of the damage that may ensue to her reputation (my own reputation is, I fear, already firmly cemented about town as a cad and a rake, wholly undeserved though it may be it does afford me entrance to any number of the metropolis' more disreputable gentlemen's sporting clubs).
Dear sweet unsullied Miss Docre - I should consider it a signal honour and an inestimable pleasure if you and your chaperone would consent to join me in the garden room where we might spend a pleasant hour perusing the rhododendrons - I give you my word that your honour and chastity will remain unsullied throughout (much though I wish it might be otherwise
).
Oh dear Sir, the delicate odeur of rhododendrons is as much enthralling as your fervid invite for a languid afternoon at yours. My insipid chaperone would undoubtedly be delighted to enjoy an unexpected idle away time in town. She is certain that a gentleman of your virtues is au fait with the care of a fastidious yet capricious lady as myself.
Excuse my coquetery, Sir E.B., but my excitement knows no bounds.
Posted: 26 Feb 2007, 14:44
by Badlander
canon docre wrote:EvilBastard wrote:canon docre wrote:
I just hope then your lovely stewardess won't be too irritated finding me in your klutches*....
*whatever that is anyway....
As we say in England, cum felis catus absentus est, then may the mice disport themselves at their leisure.
... if it is to my leisure remains yet to be seen....
@
Steven... it takes quite a bit more to get me in a room, a classical education is considered as an entrée though.
I love that vortex effect when one quotes a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote...
Posted: 26 Feb 2007, 16:05
by James Blast
You've all done very well in my absence. I'm proud of you.
Posted: 26 Feb 2007, 16:56
by emilystrange
i lost some posts while you were gone. is that your fault?
Posted: 26 Feb 2007, 17:04
by James Blast
emilystrange wrote:i lost some posts while you were gone. is that your fault?
Nah, that'll be that evil bastard
Petseri!
Posted: 26 Feb 2007, 17:23
by emilystrange
*stomps*
Posted: 26 Feb 2007, 18:47
by bushman*pm
Badlander wrote:canon docre wrote:EvilBastard wrote:
As we say in England, cum felis catus absentus est, then may the mice disport themselves at their leisure.
... if it is to my leisure remains yet to be seen....
@
Steven... it takes quite a bit more to get me in a room, a classical education is considered as an entrée though.
I love that vortex effect when one quotes a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote...
is this any better??!!
Posted: 26 Feb 2007, 19:57
by Badlander
Posted: 26 Feb 2007, 20:43
by Dark
Posted: 26 Feb 2007, 20:55
by Obviousman
It's
genau you meant
Posted: 26 Feb 2007, 21:33
by James Blast
Obviousman wrote:
It's
genau you meant
Genau!
Posted: 26 Feb 2007, 21:41
by Dark
James Blast wrote:Obviousman wrote:Dark wrote:
Indeed
It's
genau you meant
Genau!
Jawohl!
Posted: 26 Feb 2007, 22:03
by emilystrange
gaahhhhhhh stop it!
Posted: 26 Feb 2007, 22:28
by EvilBastard
Dark wrote:James Blast wrote:Obviousman wrote:
It's
genau you meant
Genau!
Jawohl!
Geil!
Posted: 26 Feb 2007, 22:37
by EvilBastard
EvilBastard wrote:As we say in England, cum felis catus absentus est, then may the mice disport themselves at their leisure.
And this is what happens cum felis catus absentus est at the All England Lawn Tennis Association...
Posted: 26 Feb 2007, 22:59
by eotunun
EvilBastard wrote:Dark wrote:James Blast wrote:Genau!
Jawohl!
Geil!
Sorry, but that´s
Rööchtööööööch! according to contemporary HL´s Dictionary, post invasion edition.
