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SINsister wrote:Eh, it's not that... I think you lot'd find the things I *haven't* done far more disturbing... :( :von:
now that does intrigue me!
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bushman*pm wrote:
SINsister wrote:Eh, it's not that... I think you lot'd find the things I *haven't* done far more disturbing... :( :von:
now that does intrigue me!

I'm not volunteering any info...you'll have to think of things to ask, hahaha! :P :von:
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SINsister wrote:
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SINsister wrote:Eh, it's not that... I think you lot'd find the things I *haven't* done far more disturbing... :( :von:
now that does intrigue me!

I'm not volunteering any info...you'll have to think of things to ask, hahaha! :P :von:
people/food/places/animals/vehicles ??
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bushman*pm wrote:people/food/places/animals/vehicles ??

None of the above.

Well, the ex's mum's cellar, once (almost 8 years ago, now), but it wasn't all *that* disturbing, imho... :roll:

ETA: no, we weren't "discovered," either...and because we were so terrified of being found, we didn't really end up...erm...finishing. :oops:

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bushman*pm wrote:
SINsister wrote:
bushman*pm wrote: now that does intrigue me!

I'm not volunteering any info...you'll have to think of things to ask, hahaha! :P :von:
people/food/places/animals/vehicles ??
Electrodes/ Frogs/ Bycicle Pumps/ Light Bulbs??
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Nope.
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Get a room you two :lol: ...and make sure scotty isn't peeping through the window :wink:
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DerekR wrote:Get a room you two :lol: ...and make sure scotty isn't peeping through the window :wink:
:lol: I'm just waiting for a story about a Cucumber, Clingfilm and that Beanbag with the Hand Cuffs on it :innocent: :twisted: :lol:
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DerekR wrote:Get a room you two :lol: ...and make sure scotty isn't peeping through the window :wink:
:lol: I'm just waiting for a story about a Cucumber, Clingfilm and that Beanbag with the Hand Cuffs on it :innocent: :twisted: :lol:
You'll wait a while then...a gentleman never tells :innocent:

Besides, I'm kinda dating at the moment, proper dating :wink:
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DerekR wrote:Get a room you two :lol:

:eek: Huh?! Who?
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scotty wrote:
DerekR wrote:Get a room you two :lol: ...and make sure scotty isn't peeping through the window :wink:
:lol: I'm just waiting for a story about a Cucumber, Clingfilm and that Beanbag with the Hand Cuffs on it :innocent: :twisted: :lol:

I don't own any 'cuffs. :evil: Dammit!.
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DerekR wrote:
Besides, I'm kinda dating at the moment, proper dating :wink:
:eek: Eh........What?..........Eh..........What?............Eh..............a Bird?..............a Real Bird?, the pictures......a meal...............you've asked what Her Second name is? :twisted: , do tell.
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SINsister wrote:
scotty wrote:
DerekR wrote:Get a room you two :lol: ...and make sure scotty isn't peeping through the window :wink:
:lol: I'm just waiting for a story about a Cucumber, Clingfilm and that Beanbag with the Hand Cuffs on it :innocent: :twisted: :lol:

I don't own any 'cuffs. :evil: Dammit!.
<ahem> well it's common knowledge round these parts that one of these has pride of place in my house (minus the girl) :innocent:

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Oh, my. :eek: :oops: :von:
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scotty wrote:
DerekR wrote:
Besides, I'm kinda dating at the moment, proper dating :wink:
:eek: Eh........What?..........Eh..........What?............Eh..............a Bird?..............a Real Bird?, the pictures......a meal...............you've asked what Her Second name is? :twisted: , do tell.
Yes to all of the above :twisted:
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SINsister wrote:Oh, my. :eek: :oops: :von:
I was thinking the very same :eek:

An open fire so near an inflatable mattress is asking for REAL trouble! :eek:

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
SINsister wrote:Oh, my. :eek: :oops: :von:
I was thinking the very same :eek:

An open fire so near an inflatable mattress is asking for REAL trouble! :eek:

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Inflatable mattress? How dare you, it's a 'wipe clean' faux leather beanbag :wink:
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DerekR wrote:Inflatable mattress? How dare you, it's a 'wipe clean' faux leather beanbag :wink:

Shouldn't it be "hose off" with a powerwashing kit? :lol: :P :von:
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Good Lord, thats the biggest black cock I've ever seen. Derek, your new acquaintance will be delighted. (I hope)
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:Good Lord, thats the biggest black cock I've ever seen.
:eek: :eek: and just how many are you claiming to have seen Jess? :eek: :twisted: :lol:
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SINsister wrote:
DerekR wrote:Inflatable mattress? How dare you, it's a 'wipe clean' faux leather beanbag :wink:

Shouldn't it be "hose off" with a powerwashing kit? :lol: :P :von:
Not if you catch it early enough. Let it dry and you're there all day trying to get it clean lol
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canon docre wrote:Good Lord, thats the biggest black cock I've ever seen.
:eek: :eek: and just how many are you claiming to have seen Jess? :eek: :twisted: :lol:
Lol beat me to it :lol:
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DerekR wrote:
SINsister wrote:
DerekR wrote:Inflatable mattress? How dare you, it's a 'wipe clean' faux leather beanbag :wink:

Shouldn't it be "hose off" with a powerwashing kit? :lol: :P :von:
Not if you catch it early enough. Let it dry and you're there all day trying to get it clean lol

:urff: Good grief, too much information... :lol: :oops: :roll:
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SINsister wrote:
DerekR wrote:
SINsister wrote:
Shouldn't it be "hose off" with a powerwashing kit? :lol: :P :von:
Not if you catch it early enough. Let it dry and you're there all day trying to get it clean lol

:urff: Good grief, too much information... :lol: :oops: :roll:
Hehe, I win. I've still got it :wink: :lol:
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canon docre wrote:Good Lord, thats the biggest black cock I've ever seen.
:eek: :eek: and just how many are you claiming to have seen Jess? :eek: :twisted: :lol:
many many many... ok, they've been all on screen, but nonetheless... :innocent:
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