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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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nick the stripper wrote:
scotty wrote:The Catcher in the Rye, I've tried Half a Dozen times but just can't be bothered to finish it.
I forgot about that. Holden, the Travis Bickle for emo posers who think repetitively saying damn and pretending to drink alcohol makes them hip.

:eek: Wow, I really must've missed something here. Catcher's from 1945, by the way - hardly an "emo"-era missive. There was no such thing as "emo" when I read Catcher for the first time (and identified so strongly with Holden) at around 14 years of age, in an Honors English course in high school. I don't know of anyone, "emo poser" or otherwise, who thinks that going around "repetitively saying damn and pretending to drink alcohol makes them hip." Did you even *read* the book? Did you attempt - at all - to understand what was really going on, throughout?

You're entitled to your opinion, obviously, but I seriously think you missed the entire point... :von:
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nick the stripper wrote:My mother used to read the Magic Faraway Tree series and the Wishing-Chair series to me when I was little. :D
For me it was more Famous Five and Mallory Towers :oops: . I did end up going to a school that wasn't a million miles away from that really, so it was a good preparation for all the jolly-hockey-sticks I had to undergo... :eek: :urff:
nick the stripper wrote:Roald Dahl.
Ah yes, that was the first stuff I read myself as well, after this... :innocent: ;D

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James Blast wrote:Damn!

See, James? You're not the only one who's experienced the "wrath" (yer killin' me, here) of Sinnie, Warrior Something-Or-Other!


And c'mon, folks - it's not like "emos" even know how to read. Pffffft. :lol: :wink: :P
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They can't read properly, not with one eye tragically lost to overgrown hair. ;)

(I'm not emo, my fringe covers BOTH eyes!)
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Dark wrote:(I'm not emo, my fringe covers BOTH eyes!)
I take it that's not you there in the white shirt, then... :lol: :wink:
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ANY 'fat' Steven King book (or Richard Bachman - if that's his other name)

there's one book I STILL haven't got passed the bit where he's walking along a beach
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Stephen King... yes! I only managed to read half a page of The Tommyknockers before realising it was unlikely to get any better.

I only managed half a page of Ben Elton's Stark before donating it to a friend who will read anything.
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Dark wrote:(I'm not emo, my fringe covers BOTH eyes!)
I take it that's not you there in the white shirt, then... :lol: :wink:
Nah, I'm in the long blonde hair, Sisters tee, and apparently caught in the moment (I just wish I knew which song that was)
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I started on this year's tax bill and got bored after reading my name on top...

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You mean you already got yours? what strings did you pull or how much cash do you owe the government that you got it so quickly? :eek:
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Ahráyeph wrote:You mean you already got yours? what strings did you pull or how much cash do you owe the government that you got it so quickly? :eek:
That was just by way of trying to be witty and stuff, ARF, now you blew my cover...thanks ;D

But wince I always get money back instead of paying, I still take not much interest in it ;)


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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:That was just by way of trying to be witty and stuff, ARF, now you blew my cover...thanks ;D
Knew you'd be pleased... :twisted:
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Life of Pi by Yann Martel

Although everyone I knew loved it and insisted I read it, I found it to be an appalling read.

Harry Potter has never revved my engine either.
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I've never read any Harry Potter either; kids' books innit?
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markfiend wrote:I've never read any Harry Potter either; kids' books innit?
Pah. Not really that bad, but not hi literature either... Just a good read-away on a dreary night with a bottle of wine and some olives 'n' feta...

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
markfiend wrote:I've never read any Harry Potter either; kids' books innit?
Pah. Not really that bad, but not hi literature either... Just a good read-away on a dreary night with a bottle of wine and some olives 'n' feta...

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Hmmm...

Nah, *Wikipedia*'s a good read-away on a dreary night, hahahaha!

Then, there's also painting that needs doing, music that needs listening to, and a guitar that needs fiddling with...
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SINsister wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
markfiend wrote:I've never read any Harry Potter either; kids' books innit?
Pah. Not really that bad, but not hi literature either... Just a good read-away on a dreary night with a bottle of wine and some olives 'n' feta...

IZ.

Hmmm...

Nah, *Wikipedia*'s a good read-away on a dreary night, hahahaha!

Then, there's also painting that needs doing, music that needs listening to, and a guitar that needs fiddling with...
Wikipedia cannot be read with wine and olives 'n' feta, Sinnie...

You need a real BOOK for that...witht eh dead trees and the ink and stuff, an cozy armchair, soft reading light, and some candles.

And a grandfather clock going 'tock'. Man, I really like to read Victorian/Edwardian stylee! ;D

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
SINsister wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote: Pah. Not really that bad, but not hi literature either... Just a good read-away on a dreary night with a bottle of wine and some olives 'n' feta...

IZ.

Hmmm...

Nah, *Wikipedia*'s a good read-away on a dreary night, hahahaha!

Then, there's also painting that needs doing, music that needs listening to, and a guitar that needs fiddling with...
Wikipedia cannot be read with wine and olives 'n' feta, Sinnie...

You need a real BOOK for that...witht eh dead trees and the ink and stuff, an cozy armchair, soft reading light, and some candles.

And a grandfather clock going 'tock'. Man, I really like to read Victorian/Edwardian stylee! ;D

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:eek: That your house, then, Iz? :wink:
Hmmm...yes, I'll be over straight away, then, don't mind if I do! I'd appreciate a nice fire waiting for me, by the way...
:lol:



Some of us have to make do, dear...so wine, Wikipedia, and my wee hovel it is... :evil: :roll: :cry:
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I WISH that was my house, but if I ever have the place in my new shed, there WILL be some of these items present, if not all:

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That SECOND ONE needs filling up, of course... :twisted:


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LOL @ Mr. Buttock! :lol: :notworthy:
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you're so cheap bill, I likes it when you talks doity :lol:
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