CAR OR MOTORCYCLE ?

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car or motocycle?

Poll ended at 04 Apr 2007, 14:17

CAR
15
56%
MOTORCYCLE
12
44%
 
Total votes: 27
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I had one of them..
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And a couple of these
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And a few others..

And now I have 3 kids,a wife,a car,a van and No Bloody bike and I want another one now!
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Well, a clubmate had to use it and was disturbed rather strongly by the smell of the filled bag, and didn´t actually find a good place to stow it. So he pushed open the handhole in the canopy and threw it out.


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My ride is a Royal Enfield Bullet 500cc,
the most beautyful bike ever, imho... 8) .
You can see it here, thats a real silver Bullet...
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.c ... ID=7285057 :D
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Your Enfield really is utterly nice! :eek:
And sure as all handles an incredible lot better than those choppers..
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eotunun wrote:Your Enfield really is utterly nice! :eek:
And sure as all handles an incredible lot better than those choppers..
Thanks man. Yeah, i wouldn' change it for any chopper in the world...
And i forgot to say, it sounds almost like a Sisters song - deep and loud.. :lol:
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i hate motorcycles for the noise they make, but can't think of cars as anything else but vehicles of transportation. Some cars do look nice, though. Like Jaguars. But generally i guess i don't feel i need an extension, bwah.
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This is fcukin bolloxxx cos I want to vote for both!
Ideal dream bike must be either a matt black & flamed Harley D Softail
or a plain matt black Triumph Speed Triple
(as featured by that total t0sser Tom 'woody woodpecker' Cruise in Speed2)
or on the car front, a satin black 1959 Cadillac Coupe de Ville or a V8 dropped into my matt black 1966 Land Rover LWB pick up truck would be fairly ideal!
(even if the crossply tyres and drum brakes and leaf springs are not up to it!)
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bushman*pm wrote:Image
That one looks like a tiny bike resting against some blokes legs in brown trousers.

Or is it just me?

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markfiend wrote:
bushman*pm wrote:Image
That one looks like a tiny bike resting against some blokes legs in brown trousers.

Or is it just me?

I'll get me coat.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I'll keep my Harley thanks :D

But I only use it on dry days :oops:
I'm too thin to go out in the cold and wet!!
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streamline wrote:I'll keep my Harley thanks :D

But I only use it on dry days :oops:
I'm too thin to go out in the cold and wet!!

:eek: You have a Harley?

Where izzit that you live, again? :twisted: :innocent: :wink:
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itnAklipse wrote:i hate motorcycles for the noise they make...

...and that eardrum-shattering, chest-resonating roar is one of my favorite things about (real *cough*) bikes. Mmmmmm... :twisted:
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streamline wrote:I'll keep my Harley thanks :D

But I only use it on dry days :oops:
I'm too thin to go out in the cold and wet!!
knuckle, shovel, iron or evo?
i had an old 'iron but it was a piece of s**t but still got me round the Scottish Highlands, albeit with only third and fourth gear!
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Harleys are for gays and hells angels.
Brit bikes are for home mechanics.
Modern bikes are for people who like dressing as Power-rangers.

Late 70's/early 80's kwaks and Yams rule.


Mind you I wouldn't say no to a speed triple myself.
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wild bill buttock wrote:Harleys are for gays and hells angels.

LOL!!! :lol: Wow, I had no idea! Where's my bandana and my Iron Cross helmet, b1tch? :twisted:


What about old Indians...Ducatis...etc., etc.?


I don't like Japanese bikes. :von:
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I had a duke(ss900) once,most unreliable heap of s**t I've ever owned.A sniff of moisture,let alone rain, in the air and nothing worked.
I've owned brit bikes too and I came to the conclusion that only Jap bikes actually worked(But not Hondas,they were crap).
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But they're not *pretty*, oh willy-nilly Billy... :P
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Not pretty?Have a look at a Z1B-most beautiful motorcycle ever made.FACT
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wild bill buttock wrote:Not pretty?Have a look at a Z1B-most beautiful motorcycle ever made.FACT

Just did - and I don't think it's very pretty. OPINION (because *I* know the difference, hahahaha! :twisted: :lol: :P).
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Only the Japanese can make good and reasonably cheap bikes.
Fact !
And tbh some of them don't look so bad... :innocent: :wink:

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I don't recall mentioning anything about "cheap," hehehe. And I don't think the Japanese make this kind of thing:

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*Sigh*

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