Heartland

Fair point Jumburg.

James Blast wrote:I used to call you 'friend' Paul

I'm sure you'd object to me posting even more pictures of Tilda Swinton here!

lazarus corporation wrote:

canon docre wrote:

lazarus corporation wrote: aren't there specialist websites for this sort of thing? You know, the other 90% of the internet!

exactly. There're enough places for chubby chick freaks in the net. But girls with a Bowie fetish have no place to go.

I don't believe that the internet which caters for every fetish/niche possible does not have one bowie-fetish site somewhere. (No, I'm not searching for it for you!)

Nope. I just googled it. just myspace sites of chubby goths have the words Bowie + fetish in close connection.

@eotunun. Unfortunately not. Bowie doesnt look nowadays like he used to in the 70s.

lazarus corporation wrote:

James Blast wrote:I used to call you 'friend' Paul

I'm sure you'd object to me posting even more pictures of Tilda Swinton here!

Now she is gorgeous, and I don't mean that in a gay way

canon docre wrote:

lazarus corporation wrote:

canon docre wrote: exactly. There're enough places for chubby chick freaks in the net. But girls with a Bowie fetish have no place to go.

I don't believe that the internet which caters for every fetish/niche possible does not have one bowie-fetish site somewhere. (No, I'm not searching for it for you!)

Nope. I just googled it. just myspace sites of chubby goths have the words Bowie + fetish in close connection.

@eotunun. Unfortunately not. Bowie doesnt look nowadays like he used to in the 70s.

salivate away

canon docre wrote: @eotunun. Unfortunately not. Bowie doesnt look nowadays like he used to in the 70s.

That´s why so many men need psychiatric help: Even Idols aren´t good enough for what the ladies demand..

lazarus corporation wrote: salivate away

Can I put a pic of him neatly dressed instead?

lazarus corporation wrote:

James Blast wrote:I used to call you 'friend' Paul

I'm sure you'd object to me posting even more pictures of Tilda Swinton here!

{rushes in}

Did somebody mention Tilda ?

Sorry, heard that mention from the other side of the forum........

I hope you're very proud of yourself Paul, that was wrong on so many levels!

Personally I think the Thin White Duke has aged remarkably well, possibly better than any other man in the history of the world, ever

Must have been all that healthy living.

boudicca wrote:

I hope you're very proud of yourself Paul, that was wrong on so many levels!

It took some time to find something so completely wrong, you know!

boudicca wrote:

I hope you're very proud of yourself Paul, that was wrong on so many levels!

Personally I think the Thin White Duke has aged remarkably well, possibly better than any other man in the history of the world, ever

Must have been all that healthy living.

WRONG! Even Peter Murphy ages better. Bowie tends towards the old lady look (like Macca)

lazarus corporation wrote:

James Blast wrote:can me and Iz post some pics of lardy maidens then?

aren't there specialist websites for this sort of thing? You know, the other 90% of the internet!

Yes, tey are called 'realistic' websites.

IZ.

On the subject of the ageing gent:

Blixa then

Blixa now



Possibly the most tragic loss of gorgeousness of all.

Still got "it" though

a voice of reason Iz, thank you

I have a lot of time for John Byrne not only as an illustrator, painter and playright but his taste in women physically repulses me. Sorry girls but that's a fact. I do hear that auld Tilda isnae too keen oan me either.

No love lost.

You know her/ she knows you!?

Blixa liest Hornbach!

boudicca wrote:Possibly the most tragic loss of gorgeousness of all.

it's called real life
and I used to ken him, he was the writer in residence at Dundee Art School when I was there

eotunun wrote: Blixa liest Hornbach!

Yipee-ya-ya-yippee-yippee-yay

James Blast wrote:

boudicca wrote:Possibly the most tragic loss of gorgeousness of all.

it's called real life
and I used to ken him, he was the writer in residence at Dundee Art School when I was there

YOU f**king WHAT!?

boudicca wrote:

eotunun wrote: Blixa liest Hornbach!

Yipee-ya-ya-yippee-yippee-yay

QuarzIEt-Polygonaaaalplatten

boudicca wrote:

James Blast wrote:

boudicca wrote:Possibly the most tragic loss of gorgeousness of all.

it's called real life
and I used to ken him, he was the writer in residence at Dundee Art School when I was there

YOU f**king WHAT!?

He was like a really tall Frank Zappa.

I'm talking about John Byrne, yeah?

lazarus corporation wrote:

James Blast wrote:can me and Iz post some pics of lardy maidens then?

aren't there specialist websites for this sort of thing? You know, the other 90% of the internet!

OMFG, I seriously just burst out cackling!

boudicca wrote:On the subject of the ageing gent:

Blixa then

Blixa now



Possibly the most tragic loss of gorgeousness of all.

Still got "it" though

Errrrrrrmmm, Claire, sweetie? That man's old enough to be your grandfather...

canon docre wrote:

boudicca wrote:

I hope you're very proud of yourself Paul, that was wrong on so many levels!

Personally I think the Thin White Duke has aged remarkably well, possibly better than any other man in the history of the world, ever

Must have been all that healthy living.

WRONG! Even Peter Murphy ages better. Bowie tends towards the old lady look (like Macca)

Peter Murphy's anorexic, though. And yeah, I know what you mean; Bowie kind of resembles one of my aunts in the mouth area, now...

canon docre wrote:

boudicca wrote:Oh Jesus Sinny, noooo! He has those horrible "pecs" - man muscle boobs!
And he wants a shave.

I agree. That area should be completely flat with just two tiny spots - no elevation whatsoever.

Well, I used to agree wholeheartedly with you two (I was a sick 'n' twisted Durannie ages ago, after all!), but over the years, I've come to appreciate a wee, small spot of pecs (and when I say pecs, I mean PECS, NOT "moobs"! ), because they make me feel a bit better/less self-conscious about my own...uhhhh...endowments, shall we say...