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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:And yes, please start eating like hell, Sinnie, and we might end up drooling all over your pictchoor!

IZ.

But then I'd have to kill myself, IZ. Sorry.


ETA: Ok, that was a bit harsh. But at the end of the day, *I'm* the one who has to look at myself in the mirror, you know? I've only got me, so I need to like what/who I am - other folks' opinions be damned.

And I like the lady, James, but not what she's wearing... colour ain't nice...

This is a wee bitty better MIGHT BE NSFW, HENCE THE URL INSTEAD OF AN IMG!!!

And even one more gofflike SAME NSFW MENTION


IZ.

Thank fcuk for the skinny chasers, that's all I can say
I'd be f**ked (or not) in a world full of Blasts

But Sinny, take it from a bony bitch - have that goddamn ice-cream. No-one ever lost their abs to an occasional plate of Ben and Jerry's, it's the 12th tub you've got to worry about!

boudicca wrote:Thank fcuk for the skinny chasers, that's all I can say
I'd be f**ked (or not) in a world full of Blasts

And Sinny, have that goddamn ice-cream. No-one ever lost their abs to an occasional plate of Ben and Jerry's, it's the 12th tub you've got to worry about!

...hence the lack of that sort of *cough* "action" chez Sinnie (you've apparently never been to the American Midwest, you lucky girl!).


But Claire sweetie, I don't even *like* ice cream. Really! Sweets are to me.

Now, see, my dietary downfall is a big hunk of CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE. *Dies*

Mature cheddar, on a cracker, with some cranberry sauce on top, more precisely!

It really works

Sounds eeeeeeeeeeeeevil.


Must avoid.

Maasdamer, anyone?

Oh and Sinny, don't get me wrong - those who appreciate the lighter lady are actually pretty few and far between here as well. For all we're told "society" is forcing it on us, there isn't much veneration of skinny ladies outside the realms of the fashion magazine - in fact most of the media, and the man in the street, apparently believes that I am not a "real" woman.

Make of that what you will!

...perhaps you should move over here, then, hon. I think you'd find an appreciative horde...

...meanwhile, I'll be moving to Scandinavia or the Netherlands, where I'll be considered "normal," for once.

It's about the only thing that does appeal about LA LA land... sadly, it's cancelled out by all those Americans I'd have to meet...

SINsister wrote:...meanwhile, I'll be moving to Scandinavia or the Netherlands, where I'll be considered "normal," for once.

No kidding!

My six-foot tall dad is positively a shortarse over there.

And as for my 5-foot mum... I have to pick her up and put her in my pocket to prevent her getting swept away in crowds of towering Valkyries!

SINsister wrote:South of France, you say? Bonne idée! I'm sure I've got a plane ticket lying around here somewhere. Hmm. Actually, I don't ski. Will that pose a problem, do you think?

not, I can learn to you

boudicca wrote:It's about the only thing that does appeal about LA LA land... sadly, it's cancelled out by all those Americans I'd have to meet...

Aye! There's the rub!

Don't believe it, Sinny! Ski-ing is so much harder than it looks

boudicca wrote:

SINsister wrote:...meanwhile, I'll be moving to Scandinavia or the Netherlands, where I'll be considered "normal," for once.

No kidding!

My six-foot tall dad is positively a shortarse over there.

And as for my 5-foot mum... I have to pick her up and put her in my pocket to prevent her getting swept away in crowds of towering Valkyries!

OMG. I must get there, then. Now. No, really. NOW.


Maybe I'll actually get a date with a real boy before I'm 50.

boudicca wrote:Don't believe it, Sinny! Ski-ing is so much harder than it looks

Yes, but it mainly depends on how single and cute my host would be, innit?

SINsister wrote:

boudicca wrote:Don't believe it, Sinny! Ski-ing is so much harder than it looks

Yes, but it mainly depends on how single and cute my host would be, innit?

No matter how single and cute he is, you'll be in too much crippling agony by the end of the day to do anything about it, trust me!

Maybe you gals, either side of the proverbial pond, need to find somebody who values a person for who they are and not because they're thin or not. If you can be who you are for yourself then that's the most commendable, and only important, thing.

Oh, and on the subject of the sun (remember that ? ) I'd just add that those who shun it and prefer a healthy pallor are, to me, just as desirable as those who wish to go for the gas mark 7 tan. Actually, probably more so.

I don't think anybody should worry about being 'normal' though - just as long as they feel they can be themselves.

[slaps own cheek and snaps out of nauseating honesty]

Sorry, what were we talking about again ?

The sun, originally. But hey, this is HL!

*seconds what Carpy said*

You're perhaps assuming that us ladies are not equally interested in the physical appearance of men.

Don't mean to get political by the way - I shouldn't even start on these subjects as I do seem to hold some pretty singular views

boudicca wrote:You're perhaps assuming that us ladies are not equally interested in the physical appearance of men.

Undoubtedly you are, but what Carpy said was about finding someone who liked you for how you are. Obviously you'll be looking for a good-looking "someone"!

Ah, well that's perfectly true of course, Paul.

We live in hope!