Posted: 03 Jan 2008, 21:36
weebleswobble wrote:I'm colour blind
I cannae play snooker!SINsister wrote:
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Posted: 03 Jan 2008, 21:47
Oh. Well, then, I'm sorry for laughing! 
Posted: 03 Jan 2008, 22:03
Dinnae be daft, I hate the gameSINsister wrote:Oh. Well, then, I'm sorry for laughing!
I do get a laugh when I'm asked 'so you see in black and white?' Yes, I'm a dug!
Posted: 03 Jan 2008, 22:05
I meant, I'm sorry for laughing at your colo(u)rblindness!weebleswobble wrote:Dinnae be daft, I hate the gameSINsister wrote:Oh. Well, then, I'm sorry for laughing!
I do get a laugh when I'm asked 'so you see in black and white?' Yes, I'm a dug!
Oy. People are airheads, innit?
Posted: 03 Jan 2008, 22:05
That explains you shagging my leg and pissin' on all those lamp posts thenweebleswobble wrote:Dinnae be daft, I hate the gameSINsister wrote:Oh. Well, then, I'm sorry for laughing!
I do get a laugh when I'm asked 'so you see in black and white?' Yes, I'm a dug!
Posted: 03 Jan 2008, 22:08
The lamp
The lamposts:'cause i is a pisshead
The leg:'cause you're ma broscotty wrote:That explains you shagging my leg and pissin' on all those lamp posts thenweebleswobble wrote:Dinnae be daft, I hate the gameSINsister wrote:Oh. Well, then, I'm sorry for laughing!
I do get a laugh when I'm asked 'so you see in black and white?' Yes, I'm a dug!
The lamposts:'cause i is a pisshead
Posted: 03 Jan 2008, 22:30
Summat to do with THIS, perchance?
And maybe THIS too.
http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic. ... iro#342453
http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic. ... iro#264113
And maybe THIS too.
Also:Explorer Discovers Site of "Club Tropicana"
The pop world was shaken to its foundations last week when maverick pop-historian Wayland Smith produced introcontrovertable proof that he had finally discovered the location of one of pop's more beguiling legends, Club Tropicana.
Long believed to be no more than a myth, Club Tropicana is said to be the place where '80s legends George Michael and Andrew Eldritch (collectively known as Wham!) would holiday every year. Smith has spent over twenty years studying ancient records and lyrics in the hope of finding this place where "wine and sunshine, there's enough for everyone".
"I started with the line 'All that's missing is the sea'," he revealed to our Windypops Tropical Legend Correspondent. "That was the first clue - that meant it wasn't on the coast. So straight away the obvious choices of Ibiza, Costa Del Sol and Margate could be eliminated."
For a while Smith was stymied, until a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger in a bar in Ankora left him $1000 dollars poorer, but proudly clutching a tattered map upon which the words "Klub Tropicana" had been crudely scrawled in green biro. "I knew it was authentic immediately," he told us excitedly.
Windypops had one more question for him. Did he really think that the "drinks were free"? "Sorry to disappoint you, but I doubt it," he laughed. "How on earth would a club make a living that way? No, I think the boys were just showing a bit of poetic license. It's a lovely dream though."
http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic. ... iro#342453
http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic. ... iro#264113
Posted: 03 Jan 2008, 22:40
Hmpf. We don't even call them "biros" over here, so this is all quite grating.
Also, why green? Yuck!
I'd have chosen purple, myself...
Also, why green? Yuck!
I'd have chosen purple, myself... Posted: 03 Jan 2008, 22:43
Yes Michael! 
Posted: 03 Jan 2008, 23:43
WTF?mh wrote:George Michael and Andrew Eldritch (collectively known as Wham!)
Posted: 04 Jan 2008, 00:21
I'm not drinking anything at this second, but had I been doing so I'd either have choked on it or spat it over my keyboard. That line was a killer.mh wrote:George Michael and Andrew Eldritch (collectively known as Wham!)
Posted: 04 Jan 2008, 00:40
brown is best!
Posted: 04 Jan 2008, 10:19
i've seen that sometimes too. its to do with the javascript for selecting font highlighting. it gets in a twist and tries to 'close' the tags but ends up adding extra ones in the middleJames Blast wrote:my colors (sic) don't work, I'm gonna tell my Mom that I'm no good at Math and we need to check the aluminum on the window frames
what browser & version are you using? i noticed that safari 2 had a few issues, but i think safari 3 and firefox 2 are fine...
Posted: 04 Jan 2008, 10:34
Safari 3.0.4, I've a feeling it's the culprit Barry
Posted: 04 Jan 2008, 10:41
did you call?
Posted: 04 Jan 2008, 10:42
We just call them pens here, which is ironic, as they were invented by this guySINsister wrote:Hmpf. We don't even call them "biros" over here, so this is all quite grating.
Also, why green? Yuck!
Posted: 04 Jan 2008, 10:54
So what did Arnold Dildo invent then?
Posted: 04 Jan 2008, 11:30
yeah, but they also call hard drives winchestersPista wrote:We just call them pens here, which is ironic, as they were invented by this guySINsister wrote:Hmpf. We don't even call them "biros" over here, so this is all quite grating.
Also, why green? Yuck!
http://www.webopedia.com/TERM/W/Winches ... drive.html
Another term for hard disk drive. The term Winchester comes from an early type of disk drive developed by IBM that had 30MB of fixed storage and 30MB of removable storage; so its inventors called it a Winchester in honor of its 30/30 rifle. Although modern disk drives are faster and hold more data, the basic technology is the same, so Winchester has become synonymous with hard.
Posted: 04 Jan 2008, 11:52
Quiff Boy wrote:Winchester has become synonymous with hard.
Indeed, I used to live there...well, went to the rather good agricultural college just outside of it. I met Badvoc there, beside the cathedral. The nearest decent club was The Dungeon in Southampton.Posted: 04 Jan 2008, 12:50
I visited once, and came to the immediate conclusion that Winchester was synonymous with twee.
Posted: 04 Jan 2008, 18:11
AHA!Pista wrote:We just call them pens here, which is ironic, as they were invented by this guySINsister wrote:Hmpf. We don't even call them "biros" over here, so this is all quite grating.
Also, why green? Yuck!
Thanks, Steve. I love when "mysteries" get cleared up, don't you? And it didn't even involve those meddling kids!Posted: 04 Jan 2008, 18:14
No Scooby snack then?
Posted: 04 Jan 2008, 18:17
Rorry, Raggy... 
Posted: 04 Jan 2008, 18:22
Posted: 04 Jan 2008, 18:27
Over here, Winchester is synonymous with this:Planet Dave wrote:I visited once, and came to the immediate conclusion that Winchester was synonymous with twee.
Hmm.