Three Words You Should Never Say....

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Spigel
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Honey, I'm Home
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Pista wrote:Is It In?
after sex not ....before :innocent: :innocent:
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Nice lamp shade.
I don't necessarily agree with everything I think.
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Syberberg wrote:Nice lamp shade.
Only if you've been shagging Ilsa Koch :lol:
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"my turn next" :urff:
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that's all folks
so, that's all ?
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Where's me washboard?
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EvilBastard
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It's my husband/wife!

Have we met?

I have herpes :urff: (bad before, very very bad after)

D'you like kids?
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boudicca wrote:Where's me washboard?
:lol: :lol: :lol: I like.
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I'm glad you like it so much! :lol:

(Which, for the record, is usually a good thing to say)
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Don't suck c**k :innocent:
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"finish yourself off" :lol: :innocent:
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News on yet?
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Lets get married
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boudicca
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squint a bit and say "I know you"
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Lets get married
After checking-nope!
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again? no, thanks!
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boudicca wrote:I'm glad you like it so much! :lol:

(Which, for the record, is usually a good thing to say)
:lol: Although - it's more than 3 words. :lol:
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"now....good-bye"

"another 5 minutes?"

"was it a fart?" (five words i know, but in italian it needs only 3)
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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where's my money? 8)
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suit you sir!
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'time's up, sucker'
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You take cheque?

The wrong hole??


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That was pointless.
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