Heartland

Aw s**t, I've never been in the Italian Centre... can someone meet me somewhere that I actually know then, please

Oh, that's the old Cuba Norte that went bust in 2002. Last time I saw it, it was called Favela and was more mexican-latin inspired than cuban.



The Brunswick Hotel is t'other side of the road, down the pedestrian walkway. You could get a barry draught pint of Bitburger in there 2 years ago

I could meet you on the steps at MoMa, but ye ken the types that hing aboot therr

James Blast wrote:I could meet you on the steps at MoMa, but ye ken the types that hing aboot therr

Blast in the midst of the mini-goffs on the steps of the Goma? Imagine the hilarity that could ensue! You're on!

The scots have friends?

boudicca wrote:

James Blast wrote:I could meet you on the steps at MoMa, but ye ken the types that hing aboot therr

Blast in the midst of the mini-goffs on the steps of the Goma? Imagine the hilarity that could ensue! You're on!

you make it sound so attractive now, yer oan!

and richt oan cue, the weather takes a dip
nae shortie this time, instead an extra special delight from the Kitchen of Mother Blaastâ„¢

I'll PM ye ma new moby no.

It was a special nicht, very special

thanke, dein freund

Aye, it was a guid yin!!

And the quote for the evening - keich, toley, bum, fart ...

The baked carrot's were amazing! I also forgot to get my book back from you, nevermind, it's well worth another read

n' ma scarf's in Beer'sdin

wan major flaw of the ride hame: nae Pakora pick up en route

James Blast wrote:n' ma scarf's in Beer'sdin

wan major flaw of the ride hame: nae Pakora pick up en route

Bugger!

Guinness does to tend to subdue my appetite somewhat, next time we'll go for a full Ruby Murray n' that's a promise!

Nope!

Pakora pick up is ma stylee

*jealous*

Glad you had a good 'un, I'd have popped out but was washin' me 'air

James Blast wrote:n' ma scarf's in Beer'sdin

Whoops!

I can drop it off to you the morra if your need is great, Blast.

Youse should've come with us to OKO in Queen street for a free Japanese meal on me .

Just told my mum that her favourite phrase has been appropriated as your signature ("keich toley bum fart" that is)... she's mortified

Great night folks

And what the feck is a keich toley bum fart for us, the uneducated?

Glad you had a good night out over there

you're one of them 'Foreigns' Zed so we can't tell you

boudicca wrote:"keich toley bum fart"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

For Claire -

Pauline Calf

The Wurzels

Gareth Cheeseman - Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

"... a wank"

Big Si wrote:For Claire -

Pauline Calf

The Wurzels

Gareth Cheeseman - Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

Hmmm, I'm still not keen on Paul/Pauline... but Gareth Cheeseman is genius! Particularly relevant as I have to deal with several of him at work...
I especially liked the bit where he goes "WHAT?" to the baby

"Just.... flossing my teeth!"

Is there a version of "Harvester of Sorrow" by The Wurzels as well? That would be a fitting one for a cover!

My brain, it explodes with the possibilities!

Bluddy 'Foreigns' invading oor thread again, be orf wi ye ya sausage munching surrender donkey!

GIRFUY, ya grumpy old fud!
Let's see who surrenders once I make it to Glesga..
..one small day.. whenever that'll be. For now it looks like you are pretty safe back there.