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LouLou wrote:as much as i love chocolate cheesecake, i think i will go for something slightly more intensely chocolatey if has to come into the equation.

something like this perhaps?

OMG that looks like death by chocolate YUM

markfiend wrote:

Debi wrote:i prefered Gerberal Mark

Damn I was hoping no-one noticed that...

you can always rely on me

DerekR wrote:

Debi wrote: sorry mods. still thinking that eldridge is needed as much as cheesecake

Who, or what is 'eldridge'?

well he's not chocolate cake

Debi wrote:

DerekR wrote:

Debi wrote: sorry mods. still thinking that eldridge is needed as much as cheesecake

Who, or what is 'eldridge'?

well he's not chocolate cake

Isn´t he?!

as good as though

this is turning into a "what kind of foodstuff is " type thing

ok, enough of cakes. let's move on to the vegetables shall we?

...or fruit... raspberries, strawberries, cherries ...

or because he's like a cup of lemon ice-cream
with whipped cream and a good lacing of vodka

or like a cup of fruit ice cream like orange, strawberry, apricot, peaches
and, of course, whipped cream soaking in campari ...

Oh, I'm looking forward to summer ...

Being645 wrote: ...or fruit... raspberries, strawberries, cherries ...

or because he's like a cup of lemon ice-cream
with whipped cream and a good lacing of vodka

or like a cup of fruit ice cream like orange, strawberry, apricot, peaches
and, of course, whipped cream soaking in campari ...

Oh, I'm looking forward to summer ...

good lord they sound quite exotic!!!!

LouLou wrote:this is turning into a "what kind of foodstuff is " type thing

i like that - foodstuff!!!! made me chuckle!

i wonder what food he would describe himself as?

something very hard to source for a start off.

and i doubt he'd be organic.

most probably full of e numbers

and additives

would he be past his sell by date

naah, they'd probably reduce his price before he goes off completely so someone would happily grab the bargain

i am thoroughly by my own post.

LouLou wrote:naah, they'd probably reduce his price before he goes off completely so someone would happily grab the bargain

i am thoroughly by my own post.

so he'd end up with a large yellow sticker on him in the small cheap section at the end of the aisle where everyone fondle things then decide they don't want them anyway

depends on the supermarket...

the large yellow (or a similarly fluorescent coloured) sticker is pretty much universal in the realm of rotten, cheapo stuff, i guess. but in my local supermarket they are more likely to hide the fresh stuff behind the god-knows-how-many-percent off ones. which is annoying, to say the least

but yeah, if they still can't flog him, in he goes in the basket of doom with all the rest of the sad, unwanted and unloved merch.

LouLou wrote: but yeah, if they still can't flog him, in he goes in the basket of doom with all the rest of the sad, unwanted and unloved merch.

awwwwwww.

hey come on, chin up!

he'll need a brave and strong girl to rescue him from the basket!

LouLou wrote:hey come on, chin up!

he'll need a brave and strong girl to rescue him from the basket!

oh yes - thats me!!!

Debi wrote:

LouLou wrote:hey come on, chin up!

he'll need a brave and strong girl to rescue him from the basket!

oh yes - thats me!!!

- no way! Mine!!!

oooh, a Debi - Moakahontas deathmatch!

bets anyone?

you are too short to be a heroin!!

in this early stage of the game, it's 1-0 to Debi

wonder how Moakahontas will reciprocate this fierce attack...

watch this space

LouLou wrote:in this early stage of the game, it's 1-0 to Debi

wonder how Moakahontas will reciprocate this fierce attack...

watch this space

ooh - i like your commentating style.

also i can make a mean curry or a fine fish pie.

followed by cheesecake of course.

ladies and gentlemen...

sadly, Moakahontas appears to have left the building. and i am unable to keep the match on hold any further. i therefore would like to present today's top prize to Debi, whose skills in the kitchen has undoubtedly influenced my decision (fish pie - yum!)

a well-deserved win, Debi! he's all yours!

LouLou wrote:ladies and gentlemen...

sadly, Moakahontas appears to have left the building. and i am unable to keep the match on hold any further. i therefore would like to present today's top prize to Debi, whose skills in the kitchen has undoubtedly influenced my decision (fish pie - yum!)

a well-deserved win, Debi! he's all yours!

all mine all mine all mine

good lord i had to pick myself up off the floor then i did

i will be having sweet dreams tonight

thankyou LouLou

sorry Moakahontas, better get some stack heels for the re-match

if i decide to gamble with losing of course!!