Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 14:49
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Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 16:28
I think the O2 concerts should go ahead anyway.Think how amazing Thriller would be with an actual corpse onstage.
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 16:31
Just seen The Jacksons on Family Fortunes. They were doing really well until Dad Jackson was asked, 'Where do you take kids for a treat?' Sadly, 'up the arse' was not a top 4 answer.
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 16:44
not a fan. wasn't a fan of elvis either.
also dreading media circus.
also dreading media circus.
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 16:47
snowey wrote:I've been told that he didn't die of a heart attack but it was food poisoning.....
I heard an 8 year old weiner....
He choked on some 12 year old nuts.
(I'm here all week)
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 17:05
Quality!snowey wrote:I've been told that he didn't die of a heart attack but it was food poisoning.....
He choked on some 12 year old nuts.
(I'm here all week)
I hear the family asked the undertakers if they take plastic
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 17:13
What is Michael Jackson's mum getting for xmas? A smaller turkey
the difference between him and alex ferguson . . .at least ferguson will be playing giggs next year
Reports suggest that his heart attack was brought on by him choking on a small bone....
Apparently Jacko's cardiac arrest was brought on when he tripped over a pram.....doctors say "Don't Blame It On The Buggie'
Breaking News: Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack, it was an allergic reaction to 12 year old nuts.
Michael Jackson's family have requested he be melted down and made into toys so the kids can play with him for a change.
reports of him suffering a cardiac arrest are incorrect.
he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke
I can't believe he actually died. Reports last night were just saying that he felt a little queer
It was touch and go at the hospital last night.
Then they moved Jacko away from the children's ward.
His holiday this year is cancelled.
He won't be going to Tampa with the kids.
Micheal jackson will always be with us..........he is not biodegradable.
What's the difference between MJ and Disney Films?
Disney films can still touch kids
MJ's vitiligo takes a turn for the worst; first he was black, then white, now he's blue.
There may still be hope of bringing him back! Apparently they've sent one of the Charlies Angels in after him!
All his dates are now cancelled, including Simon and Ryan aged 5 and 9
MJ LAST DYING WISH.... TO BE MELTED DOWN INTO STRAWS SO HE CAN STILL GET SUCKED OFF BY KIDS
Doctors say that Michael Jackson will be donating his organs to children...
again
Michael Jackson's last request was to be cremated and for his ashes to be put in an etch-a-sketch so kids could still play with him.
His heart problem was hereditary and came from his Protestant father. It is more commonly known as the 'Billy Gene'.
After the death of michael jackson his body has been metled down into 1000 plastic cups so that little children can get their mouths round his rim once again
Apparently he's not being buried, just moved to Madame Tussauds
R I P, easy as 1 2 3
Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.
What did one paramedic say to the other when giving Jacko CPR?
Dont stop, till hes had enough
NEWS FLASH: Gary Glitter has offered millions for Michael Jacksons computer
Apparently when the paramedics got to Michael Jacksons house, they found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class C drugs in the bathroom, and Class 4B in the bedroom
the difference between him and alex ferguson . . .at least ferguson will be playing giggs next year
Reports suggest that his heart attack was brought on by him choking on a small bone....
Apparently Jacko's cardiac arrest was brought on when he tripped over a pram.....doctors say "Don't Blame It On The Buggie'
Breaking News: Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack, it was an allergic reaction to 12 year old nuts.
Michael Jackson's family have requested he be melted down and made into toys so the kids can play with him for a change.
reports of him suffering a cardiac arrest are incorrect.
he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke
I can't believe he actually died. Reports last night were just saying that he felt a little queer
It was touch and go at the hospital last night.
Then they moved Jacko away from the children's ward.
His holiday this year is cancelled.
He won't be going to Tampa with the kids.
Micheal jackson will always be with us..........he is not biodegradable.
What's the difference between MJ and Disney Films?
Disney films can still touch kids
MJ's vitiligo takes a turn for the worst; first he was black, then white, now he's blue.
There may still be hope of bringing him back! Apparently they've sent one of the Charlies Angels in after him!
All his dates are now cancelled, including Simon and Ryan aged 5 and 9
MJ LAST DYING WISH.... TO BE MELTED DOWN INTO STRAWS SO HE CAN STILL GET SUCKED OFF BY KIDS
Doctors say that Michael Jackson will be donating his organs to children...
again
Michael Jackson's last request was to be cremated and for his ashes to be put in an etch-a-sketch so kids could still play with him.
His heart problem was hereditary and came from his Protestant father. It is more commonly known as the 'Billy Gene'.
After the death of michael jackson his body has been metled down into 1000 plastic cups so that little children can get their mouths round his rim once again
Apparently he's not being buried, just moved to Madame Tussauds
R I P, easy as 1 2 3
Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.
What did one paramedic say to the other when giving Jacko CPR?
Dont stop, till hes had enough
NEWS FLASH: Gary Glitter has offered millions for Michael Jacksons computer
Apparently when the paramedics got to Michael Jacksons house, they found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class C drugs in the bathroom, and Class 4B in the bedroom
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 17:20
too many carriage returns 
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 17:24
As you might expect B3ta have been having a field day!
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 17:31
Oh Joy! 
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 17:48
Michael Jackson's Dead ...Cancel the amber alert.
Out of respect, McDonalds have released the McJackson burger. 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Michael Jackson had requested a sea burial …strapped to 2 buoys
Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin stayed for the weekend.
In the autopsy they found children’s underwear strapped to Michael Jackson’s upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he’s been trying to quit for a while.
Out of respect, McDonalds have released the McJackson burger. 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Michael Jackson had requested a sea burial …strapped to 2 buoys
Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin stayed for the weekend.
In the autopsy they found children’s underwear strapped to Michael Jackson’s upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he’s been trying to quit for a while.
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 18:01
Rubbish!
Next!
Next!
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 18:05
What is this place and where is the correct URL for that nice HL forum I used to know and love? 
IZ.
IZ.
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 18:19
Oh lighten up man.
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 18:46
Newsflash – Michael Jackson actually died in WalMart, not his house.
Apparently there was an announcement that little boys pants were half off - and he went into cardiac arrest.
Apparently there was an announcement that little boys pants were half off - and he went into cardiac arrest.
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 19:49
Apparently paedophilia's funny again.
No, hang on, it really isn't.
No, hang on, it really isn't.
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 20:04
Paedophilia's not funny, but dead kiddy-diddlers are an inexhaustible font of amusement.stufarq wrote:Apparently paedophilia's funny again.
No, hang on, it really isn't.
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 20:08
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 20:09
dead millionaires who turn themselves into freaks and sleep with children (proven - he admitted it) are funny, dead funny
Pat we've all been on B3ta, check back
Pat we've all been on B3ta, check back
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 20:12
I better go and have a look then, might be better than here.
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 20:13
Read the jokes again. Many of them are just about paedophilia. As usual, people find a flimsy pretext to make all the inexcusable jokes that they can't get away with otherwise.
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 20:24
Oh bollocks to that - I will make "inexcusable" jokes at the drop of a hat, and the "getting away with it" is entirely in the eye of the beholder. Is a joke inexcusable because it concerns paedophilia? Makes light of a person's death or of a "tragedy"?stufarq wrote:Read the jokes again. Many of them are just about paedophilia. As usual, people find a flimsy pretext to make all the inexcusable jokes that they can't get away with otherwise.
Laughing about something bad is human nature - it protects us psychologically from the unpleasantness and enables us to move on with our lives.
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 20:28
Reminds me of the old gag:weebleswobble wrote:the difference between him and alex ferguson . . .at least ferguson will be playing giggs next year
Q. What's the difference between Ayrton Senna and Ryan Giggs?
A. Giggsy can take corners.
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 20:37
@ stufarq
don't care, there was something a bit 'odd' about the man, face it - you'll no doubt come back with allegations of his own dysfunctional existance but he had more opportunities, talent, siblings, money and chances than I had
I'm neither for nor against the person it's just that events like this make me smile - Diana, Jade and there will be more, Jordan will be next, with any luck
Okay, I'm a sick individual but I look after my own, and I grieve when one of them dies. I grieved long and hard about Cassie - my Grand Mother (she lived with me and The Mum, after my Father died). She was always in my life and she was a big figure. I never grieved for my Dad, I never knew him, I was 2 when he was killed.
I remember being a bit stunned when Keith Moon died - I thought he was invincible. When Joe Strummer died I was genuinely gutted, I allas believed The Clash would get back - just one more time. Selfish, perhaps but trust me Woody is an Hero.
Let's try and keep it real, the human condition is to make fun of things we fear - handle it guys.
look out for yer ain
don't care, there was something a bit 'odd' about the man, face it - you'll no doubt come back with allegations of his own dysfunctional existance but he had more opportunities, talent, siblings, money and chances than I had
I'm neither for nor against the person it's just that events like this make me smile - Diana, Jade and there will be more, Jordan will be next, with any luck
Okay, I'm a sick individual but I look after my own, and I grieve when one of them dies. I grieved long and hard about Cassie - my Grand Mother (she lived with me and The Mum, after my Father died). She was always in my life and she was a big figure. I never grieved for my Dad, I never knew him, I was 2 when he was killed.
I remember being a bit stunned when Keith Moon died - I thought he was invincible. When Joe Strummer died I was genuinely gutted, I allas believed The Clash would get back - just one more time. Selfish, perhaps but trust me Woody is an Hero.
Let's try and keep it real, the human condition is to make fun of things we fear - handle it guys.
look out for yer ain
Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 20:48
He was hit by a smooth criminal.
Diana Ross called, she wants her face back....
Diana Ross called, she wants her face back....