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Nadia81 wrote:Chariots of fire.seemed like 12 hours of watching runners in slo-mo.Won a load of awards though

But... but... but... it IS...!

Pista wrote:Underworld (1 & 2)

Shower of sh!te.

Seconded - although it's a nice fashion show, and Kate's pretty scenic.

7anthea7 wrote: Kate's pretty scenic.

Second that.

The Phantom Menace was a real dog of a film too.

Except the bits obviously.

2001: A Space Odyssey.

Boooooooring.

Tried that film 3 times.

And then we have:


Malcolm McDowell: I was having a right horrorshow time of it, O my brothers, crasting and drasting with my droogies all the nochy, viddying the vino flow. Then, those glooby bratchny millicents loveted me and hurled me in the plenny like a common prestoopnik. That vonny plenny wasn't for me, so I let some doctor vecks filly with my mozg to fix me up right skorry. Then I ittied on home like a good malckickiwick, but I couldn't slooshy my lovely Ludwig anymore without getting bolnoy. It was oozhassny, so I jumped out the okno. I've had rather a change of heart, and thinking of getting a zheena like a proper chelloveck, and all that cal.

Audience: Eh?

THE END




Bored the shit outta me.

For the rest, most fillums you people mention are in my top list of best movies ever.

Big Lebowski is sheer class, as is the whole Matrix series.

Easy Rider should be seen in its time and context. Of course it is boring NOW. It's like watching 'Casablanca' or 'Citizen Kane' (best movie ever? Me erse!)

IZ.

Izbert have you turned into an even grumpier auld git than me?

James Blast wrote:Izbert have you turned into an even grumpier auld git than me?

I'm an 80-years-old in a 34-years-old body actually...


IZ.

The Big Lebowski
Donkey Punch-what the @#$% was I thinking?
There Will Be Blood
The English Patient
Catwoman
Speed Racer-do not ask!!!

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:2001: A Space Odyssey.

Boooooooring.

Tried that film 3 times.

I'm surprised this one took this long to pop up Needless to say, I love it

Another junk movie: Boondock Saints, for me failed to do everything what people love it for. Or Clerks, I couldn't even watch it for more than 10/15 mins because I started to get a serious dislike of the movie

Oh yes!! Clerks is SH!TE!

Thanks

The Transporter films

Face it. Jason Statham simply cannot act his way out of a wet paper bag.

Wooden is one word to describe it. I thought someone had simply chucked a chair onto the set.

splintered thing wrote:Oh yes!! Clerks is SH!TE!

Black & white independent movie with ace dialogue, filled with pathos. Probably over your head

silentNate wrote:

splintered thing wrote:Oh yes!! Clerks is SH!TE!

Black & white independent movie with ace dialogue, filled with pathos. Probably over your head

Or possibly another where the cultural context is just lost on most non-Americans...

“I'm not even supposed to be here today.�

I don't think that the constructors on the Death Star were innocent victims btw

Anything involving HARRY POTTER...

Anything involving NICOLE KIDMAN...

A Clockwork Orange...

Firstly: Your all both Gay and Faggot for not liking the Big Lebowski or the first American Pie movie. Clerks was done on the cheap and became some sort of art house looking bollocks. But, for what it was worth it was a fine film and is the building block for the entire View Askew Universe. Again if your fail to like Dogma etc..you are once more gay and faggot.

Now..films that should of never even of been put to celluloid.

Alien Resurrection
Alien v Predator
Alien v Predator: Requiem ( why requiem ?)
American Pie 3
Unbreakable
The Knowing starring Niggaless Gauge
The Day the Earth and Keanu Reeves movie career stood still. (remake bollocks)
Jaws 3 + 4 (shudder)
Anything with Jennifer Aniston in.


The Marmite collection:
2001 a space Odyssey ; It's just....dull !
Gone with the Wind.. Frankly my dear..I think it's pants.
Blade Runner : the 25th Anniversary redux final very last absolutely this time I mean it version.

King Kong (1933).. erm..it would of looked better with a man in a suit!
Cloverfield : The movie never made it past the hype..and at just under an hour and half..I was in time for Frasier.

Classics: That YOU cannot argue with

Young Frankenstein
Blazing saddles
Back to the Future
The Thing
Aliens
Bridget the Midget.

Nuff sed...

I forgot to add..when I see the words " A Roland Emmerich film" I tend to throw up a bit in my mouth and then violently over the person sat in front of me at the time... I'm just saying..he's ya know..crap..a bit like Micheal Bay.. but with less of a cocaine habit ( allegedly)





" Those fricken'' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a frickin' volcano.." - Randall Graves.

Pillowpants..OUT!

Do have a roll and Emmer my dear, and calm the feck down.

I'm glad to be gay enough to say that 'The Ridicules of Chronic' eh 'Chronicles of Riddick' is one fillum I have seen this year that I thought was totally Marrmite!â„¢

I loved it and can watch it over and over again (thanks to this modern miracle called VHS recorder).
Great fillum, even Dim Weasel get's away with it.

I thought Dune was genius too

pipes? smoke em if ya gottem....

Full Monty - bunch of arse!

James Blast wrote:Full Monty - bunch of arse!

Bollox.
It's a great film.

which version, the 10.5 RS-Piece in Cure-O-Rama version?

James Blast wrote:which version, the 10.5 RS-Piece in Cure-O-Rama version?

No, ya fud.
The Dead spider on yer heid complete immersion version

James Blast wrote:I thought Dune was genius too

I got the feeling I only had a clue what was going on because I had read the book.

The same with 2001 actually. But I actually liked 2001.